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The Unoffically Official Santino Appreciation Thread

trapplertontrapplerton
edited December 2009 in Tales of Monkey Island
Santino just deservs his own thread
he is the best crew member one could imagine
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  • AiseAise
    edited October 2009
    I love that dead man!
  • YarrmeisterYarrmeister
    edited October 2009
    Santino made me this beautiful weaved basket, with a picture of my mother on it. That man is ace!
  • SpadgeSpadge
    edited October 2009
    Santino is my wingman.
  • HaggisHaggis
    edited October 2009
    Santino would beat Chuck Norris in a fight with his hands, feet, and head tied behind his back. He's that awesome.
  • GuineaGuinea
    edited October 2009
    I wonder if there's concept art of him alive at TellTale.
  • DeLucaDeLuca
    edited October 2009
    Aloha
  • balin2kbalin2k
    edited October 2009
    so healed me and now i can walk again. thanks santino :D
  • JazzyJazzy
    edited October 2009
    Santino is the most perfect being alive or dead. Oh, and he isn't dead, he was merely pretending throughout the episode in order to achieve his true goals, a man like that could never die!
  • IcedhopeIcedhope
    edited October 2009
    Santino, is a miracle man.
  • JedExodusJedExodus
    edited October 2009
    Santino helped me get clean, I owe my life to that beautiful man
  • SpadgeSpadge
    edited October 2009
    Guinea wrote: »
    I wonder if there's concept art of him alive at TellTale.

    I bet he looks like exactly like Chuck Norris.
  • Epic KiwiEpic Kiwi
    edited October 2009
    Now, if Santino could somehow meet up with Cousin Ted from Day of the Tentacle, THEN we'd have one godly team right there.
  • Rather DashingRather Dashing
    edited October 2009
    Guinea wrote: »
    I wonder if there's concept art of him alive at TellTale.
    If there is, they could never release it. The glorious, unblemished visage of Santino would have blinded the artist the moment he finished the piece. No art that does not blind normal human vision with the sheer incredible force of divinity is nothing resembling an accurate presentation. When Santino passes by, he must cover your eyes with his hand, the saint that he is, to protect your corneas from burning out. You may see his back, but only those who have reached a higher level of being than mere mortals may see his face and be able to comprehend it.
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited October 2009
    The one and only drawing of Santino.

    Look at your own risk.

    Santino.jpg
  • LeatherJacketsLeatherJackets
    edited October 2009
    Santino fathered my child. It was a divine concepion.
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited October 2009
    LeatherJackets wrote: »
    Santino fathered my child. It was a divine concepion.

    Your son a pharaoh now?
  • SpadgeSpadge
    edited October 2009
    Santino Action Figurine:

    santino.png
  • MightyThirstyPirateMightyThirstyPirate
    edited October 2009
    Jade Zealot wrote: »
    Now, if Santino could somehow meet up with Cousin Ted from Day of the Tentacle, THEN we'd have one godly team right there.

    They should have their own spin-off series.
  • Jerec84Jerec84
    edited October 2009
    I was thinking Santino would be the biggest Gary Stu character ever if not for the fact that he was dead.
  • SpadgeSpadge
    edited October 2009
    Santino should have a cameo in every future Telltale game. In fact, I'm giving a cookie to the guy who finds a Santino cameo/reference/etc in the first two Sam&Max seasons. I know he's got to be somewhere in there, he's too cool not to be.
  • FuryFury
    edited October 2009
    Santino, the mightest pirate in the history of mighty pirates.

    RIP Santino
  • BaldPirateBaldPirate
    edited October 2009
    There is the secret item you find wen looking in santino clothes.
    askmeaboutgrimfandangob.jpg
  • Rather DashingRather Dashing
    edited October 2009
    Fury wrote: »
    Santino, the mightest pirate in the history of mighty pirates.

    RIP Santino
    Do not fret. For behold, he cometh with clouds; and every eye shall see him, and they also which pierced him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him.
  • hobbitsubculturehobbitsubculture
    edited October 2009
    Religions have sprung up around the words of wisdom on Santino's mighty cross stitch.

    Santino is so skilled at pastry chefery, his cheese danishes could cure The Pox of LeChuck.
  • VainamoinenVainamoinen Moderator
    edited October 2009
    Santino's more piratey than Majus and SilverWolfPet.

    Almost. :D
  • mrlovanheymrlovanhey
    edited October 2009
    Santino isn't dead, he's on an intergalactic mission to save our solar system. He doesn't need bones to keep him up in the weightlessness of space, so he left 'em behind until he gets back. He's very practical like that.
  • StansCoffinsStansCoffins
    edited October 2009
    When I first saw Santino, I thought he was just a quick Day of the Tentacle reference. Little was I to know The awesomeness I was about to experience...
  • PlaneforgerPlaneforger
    edited October 2009
    Spadge wrote: »
    Santino should have a cameo in every future Telltale game. In fact, I'm giving a cookie to the guy who finds a Santino cameo/reference/etc in the first two Sam&Max seasons. I know he's got to be somewhere in there, he's too cool not to be.

    Hm, now that I think about it, Santino definitely needs his own episodic series.

    Oh, and maybe Santino is the pirate god! :p
  • SantinoSantino
    edited October 2009
    :cough: :cough:
  • JakeJake Telltale Alumni
    edited October 2009
    He walks among us!!!
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited October 2009
    Spadge wrote: »
    Santino Action Figurine:

    santino.png

    Wrong eye!:eek:
  • SpadgeSpadge
    edited October 2009
    Tpravetz wrote: »
    Wrong eye!:eek:

    Nope, right eye is right.
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited October 2009
    Did I screw up then? Damn!
  • MaccoMacco
    edited October 2009
    Sooo... will Santino and Guybrush have a romantic relationship? Anyone? ;)
  • MelanctonMelancton
    edited October 2009
    Best character in MI! If only Guybrush didn't have to kill him in cold blood.
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited October 2009
    Macco wrote: »
    Sooo... will Santino and Guybrush have a romantic relationship? Anyone? ;)

    A relationship between all that is evil and all that is good? Hmm. Nope. Doesn't seem likely...
  • GuineaGuinea
    edited October 2009
    Spadge wrote: »
    Santino Action Figurine:

    santino.png

    You forgot his bandana:
    santino806.png
  • SpadgeSpadge
    edited October 2009
    Damn, I made a mistake.

    Anyhow...
    Santino can also be seen in DeSinge's Lab wearing a hat!
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited October 2009
    FOUND NEW SANTINO ART! Very rare. (Labeled by me.)

    SantinoII.jpg
  • ShwooShwoo
    edited October 2009
    Macco wrote: »
    Sooo... will Santino and Guybrush have a romantic relationship? Anyone? ;)
    Santino would never lower himself to romance a common man or woman. Especially not one that desecrated his corpse and manipulated his devoted follower Moose like that.
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