Insult battles!!! [Rhyming]

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  • Your stupidity makes my head spin.

    You smell like a dung heap.
  • edited May 2012
    All this talk of yours is cheap!

    If you were a little stronger, I wouldn't feel so bad beating you to a bloody pulp!
  • When enemies see, they’re too scared to gulp.

    I will really rip you apart!
  • Blind SniperBlind Sniper Moderator
    edited June 2012
    If you think you can beat me, you really aren't that smart.

    You smell like a rotten orange.
  • edited June 2012
    You smell like a rotten orange.
    Geypi wrote: »
    -you musn't use word that don't ryhm with anything (orange, purple, ninth,...)
    You lose-borange.

    I'll cut you up, lickety-split.
  • Blind SniperBlind Sniper Moderator
    edited June 2012
    Oh snap, looks like you turned my plan into a pile of.... spit.

    Guess I should've played by the rules.
  • You must come from a family of fools.

    I will destroy you little freaks!
  • edited August 2012
    Even I thought that last one was weak.

    Run and hide before I crack some skulls!
  • edited August 2012
    Your threats are tiring and very dull.

    Got anything smart to say NOW, wiseguy?
  • edited August 2012
    I’m at your doorstep, say goodbye.

    I am the ultimate threat!
  • edited August 2012
    Please. You're the biggest wimp I've ever met.

    You'r bad at this. Why don't you just give up?
  • edited August 2012
    I don’t give up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.

    You got a face only a mother could love.
  • edited August 2012
    You've got a face a mother would get sick of.

    When it comes to insults, you're a hapless neophyte.
  • edited August 2012
    You are a lowly, scum-sucking parasite.

    I will be you worst dream come true!
  • edited August 2012
    I don't have nightmares. Now what will you do?

    You will die as you lived, a whimpering coward.
  • edited August 2012
    People step on you, you steaming little turd.

    You better run, you sniveling worm!
  • edited August 2012
    You trying to insult me like a tool? You ain't got nothing, you stupid fool. Count your blessings I don't start trying to impale your wretched heart with my rapier wit, you pathetic little twit. You ain't even worth getting serious with, just for getting delirious with your lame, tame, same insults as you heard a million times with a million rhymes before. Better start packing, cause you're lacking when it comes to an insult slam, jam, I don't even give a damn. Just get out of my sight and you might go unharmed for another night.
  • edited August 2012
    Hmph. Are you trying to pick a fight?


    Then charge at me. Do it if you dare!
  • edited August 2012
    I have more strength than you in my armpit hair.

    You’re name defines crap.
  • edited August 2012
    No, that would be your spelling. AWWWWWWWWW SNAP!

    Is that the best you could come up with?
  • edited August 2012
    Shut your face before I throw you off a cliff.

    Is that really the best you can do?
  • edited September 2012
    I've been holding back. Why, am I too much for you?

    Your insults are pathetic and make me want to laugh.
  • edited September 2012
    There's not even a half of your brain that's working right. Laying eyes on you, it's a sorry sight to see, depressing me, I guarantee you'll be getting pity for the rest of eternity. Your sorry ass is about to get handed to you on a platter - is it silver? Hell, what does it matter? All you'll ever know is what it's like to have no flow to go throw yo' jams down. But your mental loss is my mental gain, you don't even know to use dental floss to avoid dental pain, you hopeless twit; I've just about had it with you.
  • edited September 2012
    I hate you.

    You will suffer for being so weak
  • edited September 2012
    You trying to stop my rhyming streak? If you do, your future's gonna look awful bleak, no jams in this thread, gonna be dead silent. Yeah, that's what I said! I'm the only true DJ here, the only one who won't replay the same tired rhymes a hundred times; if that's one of my crimes, then yeah, I'm a criminal! Ain't nothing subliminal to see, go lock me away for what I be! Just know that you can't stop the rhymes that I bust cause I'm at the top! And my sweet rap is just like the beat, man, you know it just don't stop!
  • edited September 2012
    You're putting so much into this. Yet it's all the worst of the crop.

    You really ought to quit while you're ahead.
  • edited September 2012
    What, and leave this thread? Nah, no way am I leaving 'til I'm dead. No, you're the one who's got to go, you know you're too slow to keep up with the beat I'm dishing out. It'd be quite a feat for me to meet an elite who could defeat me. You ain't got shit against me; don't throw a fit, you just ain't got it, you whiny git. I'm the best there is, the rest of this forum isn't up to the test. This forum's society's only fit to sing along to a calliope; y'all can't take me in this battle, take a break from my cage that you rattle.
  • edited September 2012
    You better get off this horse if you can't stay on the saddle.

    Why do you have to ramble so?
  • edited September 2012
    Why you’re alive, I don’t know.

    You look like a monkey, as you smell like one too!
  • edited September 2012
    I think you're looking in a mirror, dude.

    This is gonna get bloody really quickly.
  • edited September 2012
    I was wondering why you looked so sickly!

    Are you nearly done? I'm getting quite bored.
  • edited September 2012
    I’ll cut you stones off with a dulled-up sword.

    You will die in pure agony.
  • edited September 2012
    I think you're confusing yourself with me.

    Your pathetic soul is mine.
  • edited September 2012
    You want some cheese with that whine?

    You fight like a cow!
  • edited September 2012
    You need some new material, right now.

    I came to kick ass and smoke bananadine, and I'm all out of banana peels.
  • edited September 2012
    Given your lack of appeal, you must be used to how that feels.

    You're so dumb, I bet you don't even know your ABC's.
  • edited September 2012
    Ho hum. The insult equivalent of fine dining at Applebee's.

    You look like a lesbian who looks like Justin Bieber.
  • edited September 2012
    You look like a sloth who looks like beaver.

    You fight like an orange.
  • edited September 2012
    Err...door hinge? No, no...Guess the thread's over, then.
  • edited September 2012
    You always lose, I always win!

    Every enemy I’ve met, I’ve annihilated!
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