Favourite "I wonder what happens" quotes?

My personal favourites?

"Oh my god. He launched a screaming narwhal. I'm totally distracted." (1)
"Guybrush overboard!"(1)
"Use. Murray. With. Uvula." (3)
"It's meaty and dangerous out here" (3)
"Oh, so many spaces! I could build a firehouse. It'd fit because everything is red!" (3)
And pretty much all of the fourth one. :) Yours?

Comments

  • edited October 2009
    There are so many hilarious lines, but for some reason the line that fills me with the most joy is Guybrush's gleeful "Aww, could it be?" when he hears Murray's voice.
  • edited October 2009
    I want "It's meaty and dangerous out here!" on a t-shrit, 'nuff said.
  • edited October 2009
    i Think that catching the "look everything" is a perfect detail...

    In the stomach beginning is excellent... then in the 4, "A courtroom", i think is a really nice detail!!!
  • edited October 2009
    "Your Majesty"
    "Your HONOR"
    "oh no call me Stan"
  • edited October 2009
    All of the 4th one. :D
  • puzzleboxpuzzlebox Telltale Alumni
    edited October 2009
    Judge: The next person who annoys me will leave immediately!
    Guybrush: Woohoo!

    :p
  • edited October 2009
    Too many good ones to mention! :D I'll just quote what I can think of right now and what wasn't mentioned yet...

    Launch of the Screaming Narwhal
    Guybrush: "I'd like to seize your ship, may I proceed?"
    Winslow: "Why, of course! Well... you may try."

    The Siege of Spinner Cay
    Guybrush: "You won't believe what happened to me! I was on my ship, when I discovered an uncool event..." (seeing LeChuck & Elaine) "NO WAY!!!" (sword draws Guybrush's attention) "...when I was suddenly attacked by Carla, the Swordmaster... or was it Kate? Yes, I think it was Kate Capsize... or was it a woman I didn't even know?"

    Lair of the Leviathan
    Morgan: "Ohmygodohmygodohmygod!!! A I beat the Sword Master t-shirt! Imusthaveit, giveittome!!!"

    "Manateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

    Murray: "We're inside of a manatee!"
    Guybrush: "Finally, someone who knows where we are!"
    Morgan: "I hate you."
    Winslow: "I love you! ...oops, sorry." :D

    "Well, ship happens." *lol*

    And yeah, almost everything from The Trial and Execution of G.T.! :D Especially:
    De Singe: "I got a list of..."
    Stan: "What?"
    De Singe: "A list of..."
    Stan: "What?"
    De Singe: "A LIST OF..."
    Stan: "What?"
    De Singe: "A! LIST! OF! ..."
    Stan: "What?!"
    De Singe: "AGHHH!!!"
    Stan: "Can you believe this guy? Totally unprepared!"
  • edited October 2009
    Oh, look a law...
    Hey, where's my lawyer?
  • edited October 2009
    "Objection!"
    "Objection WHAT?"
    "Erm... Objection HIM!"
    "Okay... Objection overruled."
  • edited October 2009
    "Use. Murray. With. Uvula." (3) Classic, and I would wear it on a shirt. Maybe even a TATTOO!
  • edited October 2009
    Episode 1
    Guybrush: Ten nine eight seven six five four three two one LIFT OFF!!
    Narwhal: ?!

    Episode 2
    Sailer: I think he's a little bit shy....
    Guybrush: Ah, no problem, I have the perfect solution to this *slowly lifts rocket* AH nevermind!

    Narrator: Find out in the next episode of ToMI: The LEE-- *punch* Siege...of Spinner Cay...

    Episode 3
    Murray: You have the anchor?! YOU STILL HAVE THE ANCHOR?! You've been feeding it haven't you...?

    Winslow: I TOLD YOU IT WAS MEATY AND DANGEROUS!!

    Episode 4
    Stan: Well Guybrush...there comes a time...when he--*shoves Guybrush out a window* RUN GUYBRUSH!! RUN!!

    Stan: OBJECTION!
    Judge: Objection who?
    Stan: Objection him!

    All 4 episodes made me laugh hysterically, it was hard picking the ones that I couldn't stop laughing.
  • edited October 2009
    Manateeeeeeeeeeeeee

    it was so much better in the flashfilm then in the game
  • edited October 2009
    "Watch and learn Mr Winslow. (takes a deep breath) Oh a plank! Oh the floor! Hm loooks meaty. Oh air! I guess I'm able to breath"

    "He wanted to be a mighty flooring inspector."

    "Sorry I'm late did I miss anything... oh bu**er."

    and the look on Guybrush's face when finds out his lawyer is Stan.
  • edited October 2009
    "Run Guybrush Run" and "I did all I could, son!" were difficult to record because I kept laughing... definately my favorite quotes from the series, along with "A list of!!--what?"
  • edited October 2009
    BeeKay84 wrote: »
    De Singe: "AGHHH!!!"
    Stan: "Can you believe this guy? Totally unprepared!"

    Defniitely my personal favourite, too :D
  • edited October 2009
    Lena_P wrote: »
    I want "It's meaty and dangerous out here!" on a t-shrit, 'nuff said.

    :p Hahaha! DO IT!
  • edited October 2009
    Seems to me like every "I wonder what happens" has a repeated quote, except for Part One.
    In "Siege of Spinner Cay", it's "No way!" (oh, that rhymes!)
    In "Lair of the Leviathan", it's "It's meaty and dangerous out here!"
    And in "Trial and Execution", it's "Oh bugger."

    Just occurred to me at some point. ;)
  • edited October 2009
    "Ship happens."

    :D

    Actually, I have a ton of favourite quotes but that one just really tickled me at the time.
  • edited October 2009
    A list of whatnesses?
  • edited October 2009
    The entire Leech/Siege of Spinner Cay routine from the second one was pretty good.
  • edited October 2009
    "Blah blah boring talk."

    "Can I torture him now, Sam?"

    "Everybody wears clothes like zat."

    I loved Guybrush's expression the second time Stan said "I did all I could, son".
    >:|

    And just about every other quote made me laugh, too.
  • edited October 2009
    "He's a bit shy..."
    "Oh, don't worry, I have the perfect solution!"
  • edited October 2009
    Oh! What about...

    "I have a crazy hand... a weird wife..."

    Or

    "How appropriate! I'm a mighty fisherman!"
  • edited October 2009
    I can quote the entire 4th episode. :D
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