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Memoirs of Guybrush Threepwood on the Tales Box?

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  • The HighwayThe Highway
    edited May 2010
    And then the sponge release giant amounts of oil voodoo into the stratosphere.
  • FuryFury
    edited May 2010
    The Highway wrote: »
    And then the sponge release giant amounts of oil voodoo into the stratosphere.

    I heard that last bit was made up.
  • LeakLeak
    edited May 2010
    Fury wrote: »
    I heard that last bit was made up.
    Nah, it's real, but it wasn't the sponge - it was that unpronounceable volcano in Iceland... ;)

    np: Mark Van Hoen - Beautiful (Where Is The Truth)
  • AvistewAvistew
    edited May 2010
    Leak wrote: »
    Nah, it's real, but it wasn't the sponge - it was that unpronounceable volcano in Iceland... ;)

    np: Mark Van Hoen - Beautiful (Where Is The Truth)

    Quick, doodinthemood, here is your chance!!
  • The HighwayThe Highway
    edited May 2010
    hey, weren't you supposed to fall in to meet us at that volcano, Avi?
  • BrainiacBrainiac
    edited May 2010
    C'mon, we all know what a vessel with ToMI DVDs would use to pass through the oil spill zone. Like Dr. Kauff von Diefendorf said, the only thing a rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle can't do is world peace! :D
  • GrulienGrulien
    edited June 2010
    So... Who received his Tales DVD? Any news on an excerpt of the Memoirs on the box?
  • SHODANFreemanSHODANFreeman
    edited June 2010
    This is relevant to my interests.
  • Secret FawfulSecret Fawful
    edited June 2010
    There are indeed Memoirs of Guybrush Threepwood on the back of the box.
  • HaydenHayden
    edited June 2010
    Wow, really!? If you're going to post them, then please do so with spoiler tags.
  • Secret FawfulSecret Fawful
    edited June 2010
    Here. I'd personally wait and see for yourself when you get the DVD, but there it is for anyone who wants to read it.
    Tales of Monkey Island [i]Memoirs Excerpt[/i] wrote:
    When is a sword more than just a sharpened piece of steel used for stabbing a scurvy seadog or trimming a nasty toenail? When it's crafted with a purpose!

    I've sailed the seven seas in search of archaic charms and curiosities, each one rarer than a corked cask of grog on a stranded schooner; I've raided the sunken smelters of Pogowatu for the finest of tools; and I've worked by candlelight in the yawing quarters of my ship to forge together the raw materials into the finest of blades, all to finally put a bloody end to my undead rival and stealer of spouse. It is now that this sword is more than just a sword: it is a covenant! I'm not exactly sure what that word means, but it sounds right.

    I make haste for the Rock of Gelato!

    The seas will sleep soundly this night, for LeChuck's time is up!
    --Excerpted from "The Memoirs of Guybrush Threepwood: the Monkey Island Years
  • OzzieMonkeyOzzieMonkey
    edited June 2010
    Secret Fawful wrote: »
    Here. I'd personally wait and see for yourself when you get the DVD, but there it is for anyone who wants to read it.

    I couldn't resist looking (I ordered the deluxe edition), and woah! that's pretty good! Now I'm even more anxious for the DVD!
  • HaydenHayden
    edited June 2010
    I'm going to wait. It'll add to the novelty of actually getting the DVD.
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