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Do post something on this thread or I'll come round your house and stamp on your toys

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  • Mr NuttMr Nutt
    edited July 2010
    The ATM comes out the wall then turns into a robot and beats you to death... typical.

    I type "throw baby" in Peasants Quest.
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited July 2010
    You mistake games with reality and throw an actual baby which shames you to death

    im going to jump off an 8 foot cliff.
  • BoneFreakBoneFreak
    edited July 2010
    Your stupidity realizes halfway down said cliff that it is actually 80 feet, not 8. Also, you spontaneously combust for the rest of the way down.

    I'm drinking orange juice.
  • Mr NuttMr Nutt
    edited July 2010
    You suddenly have an allergy to oranges and your head explodes.

    I'm going to watch paint dry.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited July 2010
    the fumes got straight to your head and brain cells die out.

    I'm gonna go read The Dresden Files
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited July 2010
    Remolay wrote: »
    the fumes got straight to your head and brain cells die out.

    I'm gonna go read The Dresden Files

    Dracula wanting the files kills you to get it


    im going to take a nap.
  • Mr NuttMr Nutt
    edited July 2010
    The bed eats you.

    I'm going to flip a coin.
  • MichaelDearmanUKMichaelDearmanUK
    edited July 2010
    Unfortunately, it's Harvey Dent's coin, and the result...well, it's not in your favour.

    I'm going to give my cat Pumba a bath.
  • jaden551jaden551
    edited August 2010
    The cat eats you, alive.

    I am not going to kill myself
  • BlooglspashBlooglspash
    edited August 2010
    You hire someone else to kill you for you.

    I chew a piece of gum.
  • jaden551jaden551
    edited August 2010
    It is apple flavored!!!!!!!!!!!

    I look at a bed of nails.
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited August 2010
    You forgot to look behind you and got mauled by a bear.

    I watch sitcoms.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited August 2010
    You get glued to the chair, which is bolted to the floor. You die watching "Three's Company"

    I type.
  • dentbudsdentbuds
    edited August 2010
    You type your destination into google earth, and it shows you typing your destination into google earth, which creates an endless cycle which ultimatly ends in your destruction.

    I open a window.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited August 2010
    Birds swoop in and strip you of you flesh, ala-Hitchcock.

    I do nothing.
  • Mr NuttMr Nutt
    edited August 2010
    You also stopped doing important things like breathing and die as a result.

    I'm posting something on the Telltale Games Forums.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited August 2010
    Death Threats eventually turn real and you are offed in several gruesome but hilarious ways.

    I sit, breathe and have my blood flow through my veins.

    Also:
    Mr Nutt wrote: »
    The bed eats you.
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    You mean like this?
  • Mr NuttMr Nutt
    edited August 2010
    StrongBrush1 wrote: »
    Death Threats eventually turn real and you are offed in several gruesome but hilarious ways.

    I sit, breathe and have my blood flow through my veins.

    Also:

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    You mean like this?

    Very yes also...
    You mix up your oxygen and blood and now you have blood going into your lungs and oxygen going through your veins... you are dead, not big surprise.

    I say mean things about Gabe Newell's weight.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited August 2010
    He sits on you. You suffocate and die.

    I listen to music.
  • ShotgunStalkerShotgunStalker
    edited August 2010
    Suddenly your music changes to the worst MUSIC IN THE UNIVERSE - JUSTIN BIEBER! And just heads up on 1st september everyone is gonna dislike the baby video of his and write negative comments. Wonder who came up with that.(A genius)

    Im wacthing tv
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited August 2010
    Chuck Norris, Your idol, crawls out of the TV and Roundhouse kicks your head into the middle of the street before you can say "What."

    I blank.
  • Jon NAJon NA
    edited August 2010
    Yeah you blanked because you're an absent-minded person, you forget everything while you're in middle of something.But this time you didn't blanked! You did it vice versa so all the bad memories you had always forgotten came back to you, now you're totally depressed cuz everyone who you thought were friends became your enemies and vice versa.

    I'm trying to watch all coen brothers movies this summer
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited August 2010
    You do so, but they go by so fast that you can't make out what's happening. The tension makes your head a splode.

    I sit around and watch the tube, but nothing's on.
  • Mr NuttMr Nutt
    edited October 2010
    Before you could turn it off it suddenly zaps you because it thinks if it can't entertain you no appliance can.

    I revive a thread.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited October 2010
    It dies immediately.

    I play my guitar.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited October 2010
    Dave Lister from Red Dwarf chalenges you to a guitar battle and wins



    I make myself a sandwich
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited October 2010
    The heavy mistakes the sandwitch for a sandvich and kills you for it.


    It post a smily:D
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited October 2010
    The smiley explodes, instantly killing you

    I made you a cookie
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited December 2010
    "Doctor, doctor! This patient requires CPR!"

    I read a newspaper
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited December 2010
    Large headline says: Studies show large headlines can induce heart attack.

    You get a heart attack.


    I post in a thread.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited December 2010
    You die somehow.

    I watch a cartoon.
  • Mr NuttMr Nutt
    edited December 2010
    You somehow catch fire wile watching Adventure Time.

    I start up my CD-I.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited December 2010
    Zelda kills you. Good.

    I riff on a movie.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited December 2010
    You piss off the actors who come to break your kneecaps and various other body parts.

    I raise.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited December 2010
    You go all in by accident and lose everything.
  • Mr NuttMr Nutt
    edited December 2010
    The Mighty M stamps on your toys for not saying what you where doing.

    I eat a bowl of Captain Obvious Cereal.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited December 2010
    I beat the crap out of you for eating an unlicensed product.

    I sue the makers and win.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited December 2010
    You get hit by your own car on your way out of court.


    I finally complete Ace Attorney.
  • Mr NuttMr Nutt
    edited December 2010
    You become the first victim in the next game.

    I successfully convince the people in charge of the Singstore to add this song.
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited January 2011
    You are publicly burnt.

    I see my best friend hula-hooping
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