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Pirate Pick up lines (to kill some time)

TimesNineXiXTimesNineXiX
edited December 2009 in Tales of Monkey Island
In the spirit of "What are you going to do with all that gold...,"

let's write some pirate pick-up lines. Feel free to be racy, and, of course, piratey.

E.g.:

"How'd you like to walk my plank?" or

"Looking at you just hoisted my jolly roger."

Comments

  • MaxilyahMaxilyah
    edited December 2009
    "You can Van my Winslow any time."
    Wait...
    "Feel free to bring the ship into the harbor."
    There we go.
  • FuryFury
    edited December 2009
    "Release Monkey Island Episode 5 NOW!"

    Gee, I really have a one track mind at the moment.
  • ivan11111ivan11111
    edited December 2009
    Ooh arr, Shake that Booty
    Can i have a feel of the two fine treasures in your treasure chest?
    Can I buy ye a grog?

    There'll be more to come.
  • TheHuttTheHutt
    edited December 2009
    "Hey baby, wanna sail to my crib? I've got a pirate copy of Episode Five..."
  • KolgaxKolgax
    edited December 2009
    Shiver me Timbers!
  • coolsomecoolsome
    edited December 2009
    "more seamen on ya poop deck?"
  • TimesNineXiXTimesNineXiX
    edited December 2009
    "That's not my peg leg pressing against ya"
  • StarEyeStarEye
    edited December 2009
    "...and I got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT?"
  • TimesNineXiXTimesNineXiX
    edited December 2009
    Actually, that isn't a monkey in my pocket.
  • KolgaxKolgax
    edited December 2009
    I put on my wizard hat and robe...
  • Judge65Judge65
    edited December 2009
    i know this isnt a pirate pick up line but its my favorite "Hey does this rag smell like cloroform to you" lol man thats awesome
  • Secret FawfulSecret Fawful
    edited December 2009
    Baby set me on fire and my cannon is gonna explode.


    Look, a three headed monkey.


    I've been searching for a treasure. The treasure in your trunk.
  • SHODANFreemanSHODANFreeman
    edited December 2009
    Fury wrote: »
    "Release Monkey Island Episode 5 NOW!"

    Gee, I really have a one track mind at the moment.

    I would hazard a guess that 40% of your post count consists of raging posts about release hours.
  • TimesNineXiXTimesNineXiX
    edited December 2009
    Wanna see the head of me navigator?
  • StarEyeStarEye
    edited December 2009
    "I see you're from Booty Island"
  • FuryFury
    edited December 2009
    Pale Man wrote: »
    I would hazard a guess that 40% of your post count consists of raging posts about release hours.

    Nah, it's WAAAAAY more than that.

    If you say you're happy with the release system, you're lying.
  • coolsomecoolsome
    edited December 2009
    the secret in my pants isnt a big whoop
  • coolsomecoolsome
    edited December 2009
    Fury wrote: »
    Nah, it's WAAAAAY more than that.

    If you say you're happy with the release system, you're lying.

    I am happy with the relese system since it makes the game better all the games so far have been well worth the wait
  • SHODANFreemanSHODANFreeman
    edited December 2009
    Fury wrote: »
    Nah, it's WAAAAAY more than that.

    If you say you're happy with the release system, you're lying.

    I am happy with it, I'd much rather have the episode tonight than to have not even played a single minute of the game yet, as it'd be with a retail release.
  • RibsRibs
    edited December 2009
    "Yargh"

    Said with an emphasis on the middle.
  • thatdude98thatdude98
    edited December 2009
    "I'll plunder THAT booty..."
    "Can I show you my dinghy?"
    "I got two doubloons with your name on 'em."
    "You can shiver me timbers ANYTIME."
    "Wanna swab the poop deck together?"
    "I'll be cabin boy if you'll be my captain..."
    "I can navigate your sea whenever you want, baby.
  • guimero64guimero64
    edited December 2009
    "NARRRG!!!---umh...mom?... i wet my pants...---cries..."
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