Monkey Island Caption Contest #1

The idea of this game is very simple: The contest runner (me) posts two images, and it's your job to put funny captions under the images (photoshopping the images is allowed too, btw). After a week, the contest will end, and I will open a thread with two new pictures. The most important rule is to have fun.
The images for this week:
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MI101_desinge_airgun.jpg

P.S.: PM me if you have a good picture for the next contest. May be fanart too, as long as it's your own.
P.P.S: You may enter as many times as you like.

Comments

  • puzzleboxpuzzlebox Telltale Alumni
    edited January 2010
    Hehe... great idea, apenpaap. :)
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    You're out of the band, LeChuck. We really need a percussionist who can play the drums.
  • edited January 2010
    Oooo! I love caption contests!

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    "Guybrushes new cape was really gettin on Lechucks nerves"

    or
    "Unholy THIS!"
  • edited January 2010
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    Camera zooms in on priest's face.
    Advertisement voice-over: "Where will you be when your diarrhea returns?"
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    Turns out, the unknown person in the dress was none of then Guybrush Threepwood: Mighty Cross Dresser.

    (It shocked both the priest and Lechuck)
  • edited January 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    DE SINGE:
    I know vat you're thinking. "Will that homemade gun do anything?" Well, to tell you ze truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is an invention of ze most brilliant scientific mind since Claud de Shue, the most powerful airgun in ze world, and would blow your clothes clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
  • edited January 2010
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    "Hey there Guybrush o' buddy, let's celebrate the switch to click and drag!"


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    "Say bye bye to your click and drag!"
  • edited January 2010
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    GUYBRUSH: No pictures!
  • jmmjmm
    edited January 2010
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    GUYBRUSH: Ok, Ok, your wig is not that hideous.
  • edited January 2010
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    "I declare you man and wife. You may now punch the bride."

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    Guybrush's mime-in-a-box routine didn't go over as well as he had hoped.
  • edited January 2010
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    Guybrush: I wouldn't do that if I were you. I'm trained in an unpopular, but deadly, form of martial arts.
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    GHOST PRIEST: Swing your partner, do-si-do!

    GUYBRUSH: I knew those Sufism night classes would come in handy one day. Everybody knows whirling dervishes are immune to ghost-punching!
  • edited January 2010
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    GUYBRUSH: Hey DeSinge, you missed a button on your vest. And you might wanna consider going with a darker color next time if you insist on wearing those pink pants. Whoa, whoa, whoa, just a suggestion!
  • edited January 2010
    puzzlebox wrote: »
    Hehe... great idea, apenpaap. :)
    Attachment not found.

    You're out of the band, LeChuck. We really need a percussionist who can play the drums.

    This is, quite possibly, my favorite thing on the entire internet.
  • puzzleboxpuzzlebox Telltale Alumni
    edited January 2010
    This is, quite possibly, my favorite thing on the entire internet.

    *blushies*

    You made my day. :D
  • edited January 2010
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    LeChuck: Eek! Ack! Che!
  • edited January 2010
    This is, quite possibly, my favorite thing on the entire internet.

    Agreed !
  • edited January 2010
    Novotnus wrote: »
    *picture*
    LeChuck: Eek! Ack! Che!

    Evil!
  • edited January 2010
    Novotnus wrote: »
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    LeChuck: Eek! Ack! Che!

    Haha!

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  • edited January 2010
    Some of you LucasArts classic fans will understand this one:
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    LeChuck: "Whoa, I'm dead. I knew I shouldn't have taken your hood off."

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    Guybrush: "BOO!" *pause* "Damn, nothing startles you..."
  • edited January 2010
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    LeChuck This leather jacket isn't fine! It's too small!
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    De Singe Oui oui, monsieur! Mon veston est trop grand. Mine is too large!

    Teehee! How unfunny!
  • edited January 2010
    I'm ending this contest a little early because I won't have access to this computer for a few days. The new contest is up here.
  • edited January 2010
    Puzzlebox won, right?
  • edited January 2010
    Yes, she and hplikelike.
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