"You want to put some kind of explanation down here before you leave? Here's one as good as any you're likely to find. We've been punished by the creator. He visited a curse on us. So we might get a look at what hell was like. Maybe didn't want to see us blow ourselves up and put a big hole in the sky... maybe he just wanted to show us he was still the bossman. Maybe he figured we was getting too big for our britches... trying to figure his shit out."
"Look, if you had one shot... one opportunity... to seize everything you ever wanted in one moment, would you capture it? Or would you just let it slip?
"Pardon me, girls. I know you're feeling pretty hey sailor up here about now. But if you would just let me order a bowl of fried clams, we can all have smallpox tomorrow morning."
"It was a Jump-to-Conclusions mat. You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor, and would have different conclusions written on it that you could jump to."
Anakin Skywalker: You are so... beautiful. Padmé: It's only because I'm so in love. Anakin Skywalker: No, it's because I'm so in love with you. Padmé: So love has blinded you? Anakin Skywalker: I]laughs[/I Well, that's not exactly what I meant. Padmé: But it's probably true.
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Nice going.
"You want to put some kind of explanation down here before you leave? Here's one as good as any you're likely to find. We've been punished by the creator. He visited a curse on us. So we might get a look at what hell was like. Maybe didn't want to see us blow ourselves up and put a big hole in the sky... maybe he just wanted to show us he was still the bossman. Maybe he figured we was getting too big for our britches... trying to figure his shit out."
"I come from Texas, Mr. Half-a-Brain!"
"Everybody, remember where we parked."
"Look, if you had one shot... one opportunity... to seize everything you ever wanted in one moment, would you capture it? Or would you just let it slip?
General... would you care to step outside?
“Never rub another man’s rhubarb!"
Also, your quote is from Batman.
"Your cocktail Dr. Mariner."
"No doubt named after your father?"
"Let him rot. Why should we care?"
Actually, it was Short Circuit
The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King.
"I'm up here, you big horse's ass! Come and get me!"
"Hail to the chief, he's the chief so he needs hailing"
“Must be a king. He hasn’t got shit all over him."
"That's a big Twinkie."
You look like him though... especially, wearing that dog-ugly hat.
"My life is meaningless as long as you're still alive!"
See? We are getting to know each other.
"You're a dick."
"You killed my mother."
"Father."
"Father! Prepare to die."
"Oh no, the epiphi-tree!"
"Pomme frites! Fries are pomme frites!"
"What's that on your forehead pal?"
"Pardon me, girls. I know you're feeling pretty hey sailor up here about now. But if you would just let me order a bowl of fried clams, we can all have smallpox tomorrow morning."
"It was a Jump-to-Conclusions mat. You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor, and would have different conclusions written on it that you could jump to."
"Damn I'm fast."
“Rape! Rape! Raaaaape!"
“We’re no longer brothers.”
“We never were."
"I'm just fucking with you, daddy."
Sorry, but that last hand...nearly killed me.
"Captain's Log: A bunch of our ship fell off and nobody likes me."
Anakin Skywalker: You are so... beautiful.
Padmé: It's only because I'm so in love.
Anakin Skywalker: No, it's because I'm so in love with you.
Padmé: So love has blinded you?
Anakin Skywalker: I]laughs[/I Well, that's not exactly what I meant.
Padmé: But it's probably true.
''You laughed, i'm off the hook''
Yeah, like we really needed him to bust up the mechanical spider, right? Lame!
"He's adopted."
"Now, Congratulations and get out."
It's Lincoln.
Okay, Let's try one that's a bit less recent.
"Eight-year-olds, dude."
“I count six shots, n***a.”
“I count two guns, n***a."