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Monkey Island Caption Contest #4: Eviler than Thou

apenpaapapenpaap
edited January 2010 in Tales of Monkey Island
Welcome to the fourth Monkey Island Caption Contest. On to last week's winners:
Thriftweed Fancy Pants wrote: »
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Caption: Judging from the awkward silence, Guybrush decided his attempt to spice up the love life had fallen flat again.
skitty85 wrote: »
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All winners get:
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A set of Shats! Useful for... um... Well, surely for something!

The Hall of Fame:
Hall of Fame:
puzzlebox x2
hplikelike x1
SilverWolfPet x1
Thriftweed Fancy Pants x1
skitty85 x1

PM me if you have a good picture for the next contest. May be fanart too, as long as it's your own.

Comments

  • apenpaapapenpaap
    edited January 2010
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  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited January 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    Ozzie: Left foot blue, mate.
    LeChuck: Arrg! This game be the worst!
    Guybrush: Teehee.

    (Is Guybrush hinting that he doesn't like EfMI? Find out in the next installment of... CAPTION CONTEST!)

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    Voodoo Lady: Hallo de Singe, dey voodoo powahs ah telling me dat dere is a Twistah game going on upstaihs... (NOTE: The voodoo lady may be speaking in a Schwarzenegger voice....)
  • coolsomecoolsome
    edited January 2010
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    its suppost to be a rabbit out of your hat! we will never win the tallent show with mistakes like this

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    ohh desinge its lucky you found such a great fashion consultant
  • MaxilyahMaxilyah
    edited January 2010
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    LeChuck: Gimme all yer lunch money!
    Guybrush: I haven't got any.
    Ozzie: We're not in middle school anymore, boys.

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    Don't you just love what I've done with my hair?
  • jmmjmm
    edited January 2010
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  • OzzieMonkeyOzzieMonkey
    edited January 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    Guybrush: Ok, put me down so I can fix my wedgie, or fix it yourself!
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    Voodoo Lady/Guybrush: Lay off the baked beans Desinge! I could hear you farting a mile away!
    Desinge: Damn, I hope Threepwood's hand can fix my flatulance problem too.
  • NimeniNimeni
    edited January 2010
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    DeSinge, what are you doing here?
    . . . . Nice cans.
  • GuruGuru214GuruGuru214
    edited January 2010
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    Guybrush: Help! Police!
    LeChuck: Ha ha ha! Scream as loud as you want. I'm the governor now! There are no police on Melee Island!
    Guybrush: Then who eats the donuts and roughs-up the transients?
    Ozzie: I roughs-up what needs roughing-up on this island!

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    DeSinge: I heard from Threepwood that you do fashion consulting?
    Voodoo Lady: Hmm, that awful white make up will never do. You're more of a 'summer'. And lose the wig.
    DeSinge: But without ze wig, I am, how you say, bald.
    Voodoo Lady: Bald would be a better look for you than that wig.
    DeSinge: Ha ha! This is the sound of my laughter, because I am not believing it! Good day!
  • priznaprizna
    edited January 2010
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  • nikasaurnikasaur Telltale Alumni
    edited January 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    Regrettably, the Voodoo Lady was the only Avon representative for miles, and DeSinge was nearly out of rouge.
  • MaxilyahMaxilyah
    edited January 2010
    I'm allowed to enter twice, right? Oh well...

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    LeChuck: Gimme back my chococopter!
    Ozzie: Chuckie, put your brother down, or you're grounded.
  • apenpaapapenpaap
    edited January 2010
    Maxilyah wrote: »
    I'm allowed to enter twice, right? Oh well...

    You're allowed to enter as often as you like.
  • RebirthRebirth
    edited January 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    LeChuck: pay your Tax, on see or on land, you never can hide....
    Guybrush: from LeChuck laGrande? you know it was funny the first time bu now....


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    DeSinge: did you got my order?
    Voodoo: yes... here it is, the essens of the Black Man who became a White and who could sing like a Girl...you know you 2 had a lot in comon...
  • WeRaWeRa
    edited January 2010
    Hi! I like this contest :D
    I'm happy to see this screenshot from EMI, I love this scene xD
    I want to get in :)
    I will try to be funny ^^U

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    The fake butt falls from Guybrush and LeChuck and Kango notices it
    LeChuck: ._. Guybrush, i never thought of you
    Kango: o_O What is that?
    Guybrush: ^^U It isn't mine

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    DeSinge: (with french accent)Do you think that I'm going to have an horrible die? Haha, how stupidity
    Voodoo Lady: (thinking) Hehe, he's going to have a nice surprise :D

    I hope you liked it ^^
    Bye!
  • HaydenHayden
    edited January 2010
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    Guybrush: Last time I was in this position, it was over the edge of a bridge.
  • HaydenHayden
    edited January 2010
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    Guybrush: Ah! My foot's burning!
  • DjNDBDjNDB Moderator
    edited January 2010
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    Don't forget to take a break every hour Guybrush - Some magician
  • blackout68blackout68
    edited January 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    ARRGHHH.....I caught ye a delicious bass...
  • Fabula virFabula vir
    edited January 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    Ozzie - "Now when I said a shrimp on the barbie...."
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    And thus started the never-ending, and disturbing, argument on which one was prettier in make-up.
  • hplikelikehplikelike
    edited January 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    LeChuck: Please?
    Ozzie: I don't care if he DID follow you home, you can't keep him.
    LeChuck: Aww...
  • Thriftweed Fancy PantsThriftweed Fancy Pants
    edited January 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    He could no longer deny it. His reputation as Guybrush "Thriftweed" and the pipe on the floor were enough to convince his friends that an intervention was necessary.
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    Voodoo Lady: "At last...we're alone! Don't you know what they say about two people who meet under shrunken heads? *wink*
    De Singe: Uh... Isn't that supposed to be about mistletoe? *backs toward the door*
  • HaydenHayden
    edited January 2010
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    Guybrush: Please don't find the prosthetic butt, please don't find the prosthetic butt, please don't find the prosthetic butt...
  • hplikelikehplikelike
    edited January 2010
    haydenwce27 wrote: »
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    Guybrush: Please don't find the prosthetic butt, please don't find the prosthetic butt, please don't find the prosthetic butt...

    "They want to stop the ones who want
    Prosthetic bottoms on their bums
    But everybody wants prosthetic
    bottoms on their real bums."

    Sorry, but when I have an opportunity to make a They Might be Giants reference, I usually do. :)
  • apenpaapapenpaap
    edited January 2010
    We're done here. New contest is up.
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