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Monkey Island Caption Contest #5: Stan's Previously Posted Captions

apenpaapapenpaap
edited January 2010 in Tales of Monkey Island
So it's the fifth caption contest already. Before you start captioning, let's take a look at the winners:
hplikelike wrote: »
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LeChuck: Please?
Ozzie: I don't care if he DID follow you home, you can't keep him.
LeChuck: Aww...
prizna wrote: »
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The winners get:
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Nothing!

The Hall of Fame:
puzzlebox x2
hplikelike x2
SilverWolfPet x1
Thriftweed Fancy Pants x1
skitty85 x1
prizna x1

PM me if you have a good picture for the next contest. May be fanart too, as long as it's your own.
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  • apenpaapapenpaap
    edited January 2010
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  • OzzieMonkeyOzzieMonkey
    edited January 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    Lechuck: When I look into your eyes, I find something special.
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    Stan: Are you SURE this is the same pose Kate Winslet made in Titanic?
    Guybrush: Quiet! The voices in my head are telling me something. Oh, and it ruins the illusion of the painting, but that's another story.
  • Jen KollicJen Kollic
    edited January 2010
    I could only think of one for the second picture:

    0003zh8p
  • SilverwolfpetSilverwolfpet
    edited January 2010
    ^ Brilliant, win!
  • RibsRibs
    edited January 2010
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    In my client's defense, your honor, he does have foul breath.
  • DatadogDatadog
    edited January 2010
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    "Please don't tell my boss I was sleeping."
  • apenpaapapenpaap
    edited January 2010
    Datadog wrote: »
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    "Please don't tell my boss I was sleeping."

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    "WHAT? You were sleeping at work?"
  • FitzoliverJFitzoliverJ
    edited January 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    "And I'm telling *you*, *my* hat's bigger!"
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    "Nah, business is pretty dead at the moment."
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited January 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    Stan: Okay, Guybrush, you want the truth? Yes, I am hiding from the shareholders meeting because the business is failing.

    Guybrush:Where are all the shareholders?

    Stan: I'm looking at him.
  • jmmjmm
    edited January 2010
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    LeChuck: You'll defend me. And if we win, I'll be pleased. Of course you know what happens when I'm not pleased.
    Stan: (gulp)
  • TrenchfootTrenchfoot
    edited January 2010
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    Guybrush: Bring out yer dead!

    Stan: I'm not dead.

    Guybrush: Yes you are!

    Stan: I'm getting better. I feel happy, happy!

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    Stan: AAAAH! It's the guy who almost killed me in the first game!

    LeChuck: The first *what*?!
  • Ash735Ash735
    edited January 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    LeChuck: That's a Mighty fine jacket you're wearing! *cracks knuckles*
  • jmmjmm
    edited January 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    Guybrush (off screen): What the hell was that?
    Morgan (off screen, to Guybrush): Stan
    Guybrush: He's gone to plaid.

    LeChuck: Stan, stop this thing!
    Stan: I can't stop, it's too dangerous!

    Sorry, couldn't resist.
  • Captain MickeyCaptain Mickey
    edited January 2010
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    Somewhere on the internet, a creep is making Lechuck and Stan a couple.
  • WeRaWeRa
    edited January 2010
    Captain Mickey wrote: »
    Somewhere on the internet, a creep is making Lechuck and Stan a couple.

    Hahaha :D
    So true! Damn yaoi fangirls xD
    Well, I think I have an idea for this one ^^

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    Stan: Bla bla bla bla Coffin bla bla bla comfort bla bla bla
    Guybrush: Oh, yeah, interestingly, continue (slowly pulling the hammer and nails out from his pockets) Hehe :D

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    LeChuck: Do I know you from somewhere? Mmm...
    Stan: Gulp O_OU

    Hehe, was fun xD
    Bye! :D
  • bobhobbitbobhobbit
    edited January 2010
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    I wish I knew how to quit you!!!
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited January 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    Rule 34. No exceptions.
  • GuruGuru214GuruGuru214
    edited January 2010
    TomPravetz wrote: »
    Rule 34. No exceptions.

    I hate you now.

    Does anyone have any mind bleach?
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited January 2010
    GuruGuru214 wrote: »
    I hate you now.

    Does anyone have any mind bleach?

    Aww, how could you hate little ol' me?
  • GuruGuru214GuruGuru214
    edited January 2010
    TomPravetz wrote: »
    Aww, how could you hate little ol' me?

    You have hurt my brain, for that you must pay.
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited January 2010
    GuruGuru214 wrote: »
    You have hurt my brain, for that you must pay.

    I shall never pay! Get 'im hassats!

    *OWW OWW OWW!!!!*
    *NOT ME!!!!!*
    *OWWWWWWW!!!!*

    (Moral of the story, never trust a hassat.)
  • GuruGuru214GuruGuru214
    edited January 2010
    ...I think you've paid enough...
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited January 2010
    GuruGuru214 wrote: »
    ...I think you've paid enough...

    Here.... Have a hassat... (x_x)

    (\__/)
    (='.'=)
    (m)(m)

    <3D~

    Yes, male hassats look like bunnies, and female look like mice.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited January 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    Stan: It's Smilin' Stan S. Stanman's previously used coffins! in retrospect that may not have been a very good idea
  • NimeniNimeni
    edited January 2010
    Am I the only one who thinks there should be a pole for these things? I know there's no prize but I'm always sad when my favorite ones don't win. (Not mine. I suck at this.)
  • Edgy_McSpoonEdgy_McSpoon
    edited January 2010
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  • GuruGuru214GuruGuru214
    edited January 2010
    Edgy_McSpoon wrote: »
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    Aww, you left out "You scored 0 of 800 points".
  • apenpaapapenpaap
    edited January 2010
    GuruGuru214 wrote: »
    Aww, you left out "You scored 0 of 800 points".
    No he didn't. It's almost at the top of the screen.
    Nimeni wrote: »
    Am I the only one who thinks there should be a pole for these things? I know there's no prize but I'm always sad when my favorite ones don't win. (Not mine. I suck at this.)

    I guess we could do them as a poll, but that will mainly serve to slow things down. But if a lot of other people agree with you, we will do a poll.
  • priznaprizna
    edited January 2010
    Last edited by Edgy_McSpoon; Today at 04:22 am. Reason: *corrected for GuruGuru214*

    He added that after
  • GuruGuru214GuruGuru214
    edited January 2010
    Yay! I'm a helper!
  • Hassat HunterHassat Hunter
    edited January 2010
    TomPravetz wrote: »
    Here.... Have a hassat... (x_x)
    For a guy with 60 post, "Hassat" appears darn often on this forum. Now even outside the banning game 0_0
    apenpaap wrote: »
    I guess we could do them as a poll, but that will mainly serve to slow things down. But if a lot of other people agree with you, we will do a poll.
    Let's make a poll about it! :p
  • FriarFriar
    edited January 2010
    prizna wrote: »
    Last edited by Edgy_McSpoon; Today at 04:22 am. Reason: *corrected for GuruGuru214*

    He added that after

    And added the edited version to your post? ;)
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited January 2010
    Friar wrote: »
    And added the edited version to your post? ;)

    He saved the picture in the same place as the old one, thus making the link to the old one now lead to the new one. Thus making every link to the old one, show the new picture.
  • NimeniNimeni
    edited January 2010
    Hassat Hunter wrote: »
    Let's make a poll about it! :p

    Someone agrees with me! :D
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited January 2010
    Jen Kollic wrote: »
    I could only think of one for the second picture:

    0003zh8p

    that's brilliant! :)
  • Thriftweed Fancy PantsThriftweed Fancy Pants
    edited January 2010
    I vote for these captions because they've ACTUALLY been previously used:
    Trenchfoot wrote: »

    Guybrush: Bring out yer dead!

    Stan: I'm not dead.

    Guybrush: Yes you are!

    Stan: I'm getting better. I feel happy, happy!
    jmm wrote: »
    Guybrush (off screen): What the hell was that?
    Morgan (off screen, to Guybrush): Stan
    Guybrush: He's gone to plaid.

    LeChuck: Stan, stop this thing!
    Stan: I can't stop, it's too dangerous!

    Sorry, couldn't resist.

    But if not, at least pick this one (it made me laugh)! :D
    TomPravetz wrote: »
    Rule 34. No exceptions.
  • apenpaapapenpaap
    edited January 2010
    Ok, I added a poll to this thread about whether or not there should be polls about future contests.
  • tommhanstommhans
    edited January 2010
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    Stan: "I tell you, this coffin is seriously comfy!"
    Guybrush: "Allright, ill buy one, but no more. Im pretty sure Elain will love this gift!"

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    LeChuck: "There is NO such thing as a four headed monkey!"
    Stan: "Yes there is, they sell them at Ye-bay, check them out!"
  • Captain MickeyCaptain Mickey
    edited January 2010
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    Lechuck: WHEN'S THE NEW MONKEY ISLAND GAME COMING OUT?!
    Stan: I...I...I---
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited January 2010
    Thriftweed Fancy Pants wrote: »
    I vote for these captions because they've ACTUALLY been previously used:





    But if not, at least pick this one (it made me laugh)! :D

    Did I win a vote?! (happy monkey dance here)
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