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What Would You ask Ron Gilbert?

priznaprizna
edited March 2010 in Tales of Monkey Island
Just decided to make this thread so we can have a list of questions ready here on the off chance that someone here can get an interview from Ron Gilbert.

So just post the questions you would like to see answered by Ron Gilbert.
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  • HaydenHayden
    edited January 2010
    Well. Might as well re-post what I posted in the other thread.

    Maybe several questions regarding this.

    Maybe you could ask him:

    What puzzles he came up with/helped with/designed/co-designed for Tales.

    What his favourite new character was from Tales.

    What the future holds for him - what his plans and aspirations are.

    If he thinks adventure games are making a comeback.

    If there's any possibility of a Deathspank sequel.

    If the events of the past 3 MI games has or would've had any effect on the events that would've taken place in his MI 3.

    How much of his third MI game did he actually have planned out, or on paper.
  • Thriftweed Fancy PantsThriftweed Fancy Pants
    edited January 2010
    haydenwce27 wrote: »
    If there's any possibility of a Deathspank sequel.

    Or of Deathspank itself.
  • IcedhopeIcedhope
    edited January 2010
    When they plan on releasing deathspank, game looks awesome.
  • GuruGuru214GuruGuru214
    edited January 2010
    If he ever had a name in mind for the Voodoo Lady.
  • MajusMajus
    edited January 2010
    »’sup?«
  • Lena_PLena_P
    edited January 2010
    How do you keep your hair so nice and thick?

    Why do you always look a little angry/crazy?

    Why don't you blink more?

    Why are you looking at me like that?
  • GuruGuru214GuruGuru214
    edited January 2010
    What's your favorite pirate activity?

    What's your favorite pirate accessory?

    What do you think pirates do in their off hours?
  • HaydenHayden
    edited January 2010
    Or we could ask him for the ultimate question that almost every adventure gamer would give their right arm for...
  • GuruGuru214GuruGuru214
    edited January 2010
    haydenwce27 wrote: »
    Or we could ask him for the ultimate question that almost every adventure gamer would give their right arm for...

    What's the secret of Donkey Island?
  • HaydenHayden
    edited January 2010
    GuruGuru214 wrote: »
    What's the secret of Donkey Island?

    Bingo.
  • priznaprizna
    edited January 2010
    We should ask him about that Thanksgiving Burrito
  • HaydenHayden
    edited January 2010
    Agreed!
  • puzzleboxpuzzlebox Telltale Alumni
    edited January 2010
    Where did you find the Thanksgiving Burrito?

    Have you ever attempted to replicate the Thanksgiving Burrito at home?

    Are there any plans to give the Thanksgiving Burrito an international release?

    What is the Secret of the Thanksgiving Burrito?
  • HaydenHayden
    edited January 2010
    puzzlebox wrote: »
    Are there any plans to give the Thanksgiving Burrito an international release?

    Will the Thanksgiving Burrito be released episodically, or as a whole meal?
  • FriarFriar
    edited January 2010
    Can i have a cookie?
  • HaydenHayden
    edited January 2010
    You can not.
  • GuruGuru214GuruGuru214
    edited January 2010
    What's your favorite variety of cookie?

    Cake or pie?

    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
    (and we had better get into a long philosophical debate over the question)
  • ezzetabiezzetabi
    edited January 2010
    GuruGuru214 wrote: »
    What's the secret of Donkey Island?

    Answer.
  • Captain MickeyCaptain Mickey
    edited January 2010
    May I have a hug?

    Would you like a hug?

    Please don't file that restraining order....
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited January 2010
    I've heard multiple theories that I'm the secret of Monkey Island. Any truth to that?

    What is the secret of Monkey Island?
    What is the secret of Monkey Island?
    What is the secret of Monkey Island?
    What is the secret of Monkey Island?
    What is the secret of Monkey Island?
    What is the secret of Monkey Island?
    Oh, hey. Yeah. I can see my self out... No need to release the hassats...
    Why?!
    MAKE THEM STOP!!!!
    *dead*
  • S@breS@bre
    edited January 2010
    TomPravetz wrote: »
    What is the secret of Monkey Island?
    What is the secret of Monkey Island?
    What is the secret of Monkey Island?
    What is the secret of Monkey Island?
    What is the secret of Monkey Island?
    What is the secret of Monkey Island?

    Get him into a DeSinge-lab like chair, tie him down and soak him in cold water. We'll get an answer eventually from this, its a simple matter of voltage...
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited January 2010
    S@bre wrote: »
    Get him into a DeSinge-lab like chair, tie him down and soak him in cold water. We'll get an answer eventually from this, its a simple matter of voltage...

    Just be sure to take the key OUT OF THE ROOM!
  • Captain MickeyCaptain Mickey
    edited January 2010
    And no monkeys with metal tails!!
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited January 2010
    Captain Mickey wrote: »
    And no monkeys with metal tails!!

    But I like the monkeys with the metal tails!
  • Captain MickeyCaptain Mickey
    edited January 2010
    Yes, good for us for enjoyment and entertainment, bad for us for those that are using the monkeys with metal tails to escape.
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited January 2010
    Captain Mickey wrote: »
    Yes, good for us for enjoyment and entertainment, bad for us for those that are using the monkeys with metal tails to escape.

    Catch 22-esque.
  • Hee Ho HoHee Ho Ho
    edited January 2010
    when are we going to get a constant barrage of monkey island games?
    S@bre wrote: »
    Get him into a DeSinge-lab like chair, tie him down and soak him in cold water. We'll get an answer eventually from this, its a simple matter of voltage...

    Yes, i think sam and max should be there,

    max for the question asking and mentioned necessities by sabre :p

    and sam to restrain max. "hold on little buddy..." :p
  • HaydenHayden
    edited March 2010
    Do you think that the existing Monkey Island timeline would be worth sacrificing for a MI3a?
  • Rather DashingRather Dashing
    edited March 2010
    Well, I have two options in my mind.

    1. Why have you been such a dick about the ending of Monkey Island 2? Just do something already, please. Say it was all a joke and it never mattered, I don't care, just give it some form of closure.

    OR

    2. Deathspank. Why?
  • HaydenHayden
    edited March 2010
    Rather Dashing wrote: »
    1. Why have you been such a dick about the ending of Monkey Island 2?

    You wanna word that a little differently?
  • Rather DashingRather Dashing
    edited March 2010
    haydenwce27 wrote: »
    You wanna word that a little differently?
    Sure. I could also ask Ron Gilbert: "Why have you been such a gigantic cock about the ending of Monkey Island 2?"
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited March 2010
    haha. :D
  • HaydenHayden
    edited March 2010
    Rather Dashing wrote: »
    Sure. I could also ask Ron Gilbert: "Why have you been such a gigantic cock about the ending of Monkey Island 2?"

    You win.
  • MonkeyManiaMonkeyMania
    edited March 2010
    "Do you realize what would happen to you if you don't make your Monkey Island game?"
  • MrFerderMrFerder
    edited March 2010
    I actually live in the same city as Ron Gilbert (Vancouver) but I have no idea what I'd ask him. All I know is that there would be no point in asking questions about Monkey Island because he would refuse to give answers. And that would frustrate me.
  • coolsomecoolsome
    edited March 2010
    why do men have nipples
  • LeakLeak
    edited March 2010
    Rather Dashing wrote: »
    a gigantic cock
    El Pollo Diablo?!?
  • HaydenHayden
    edited March 2010
    Leak wrote: »
    El Pollo Diablo?!?

    Ha! That'll be the new name for anyone annoying on the forums!
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited March 2010
    how many packs of ravenous piranha poodles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  • PurpPurp
    edited March 2010
    What is the mystery of time and space? Ooops, different game. *hangs head in shame*

    Are you going to team up with LucasArts and do a retrospective of MI games?

    Are you going to rerelease Grim Fandango and Full throttle, or add to their stories?
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