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Monkey Island Caption Contest #6: A Caption Before Bedtime

apenpaapapenpaap
edited February 2010 in Tales of Monkey Island
Welcome to the sixth Monkey Island Caption Contest! Since democratic reforms to the contest were stopped last week by that same democracy, here are the winners I have tyrannically decided upon:
TomPravetz wrote: »
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Rule 34. No exceptions.
Jen Kollic wrote: »
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The winners get:
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Previously owned allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods, and water meters, dogs that boggle, silly twiddle, safety goggles, creaky fiddle, spellbook wiccan, rubber chicken (comes with pulley in the middle), picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters, paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic cutters, kitchen faucets, folsing tables, weather stripper, jumper cables, hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoon and ladles, pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication, metal-roofing, water-proofing multi-purpose insulation, air compressors, brass-connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke-detectors, tire gauges, hamster cages, termostats and bug deflectors, trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumsizers, tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and energizers, suffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, pepper shakers, Mike, Mark, Joe, Jake, Sean, Land, Dom, Dave: Tales of Monkey Island-makers! All supplied by Stan's new store.

The Hall of Fame:
puzzlebox x2
hplikelike x2
SilverWolfPet x1
Thriftweed Fancy Pants x1
skitty85 x1
prizna x1
TomPravetz x1
Jen Kollic x1

PM me if you have a good picture for the next contest. May be fanart too, as long as it's your own.

Comments

  • apenpaapapenpaap
    edited January 2010
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  • priznaprizna
    edited January 2010
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    Morgan: aaaand sleep! You are in my power.

    Guybrush: I am in your power
  • FitzoliverJFitzoliverJ
    edited January 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    "OK, so maybe I look disgusting, but at least you don't see any psychotic Ghost Pirates chasing after *this* Governor, do you?"
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    "It's OK, Guybrush, having issues. We can work through them together."

    "Yeah, but I *really* don't like being touched! (Shudder)"
  • SilverwolfpetSilverwolfpet
    edited January 2010
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    Have you ever been hit with loads of food in your EAR?? It's not pleasant.

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    Morgan: I need to tall you something.
    Guybrush: Moe, you're stepping on my FOOT!
  • Jen KollicJen Kollic
    edited January 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    Unfortunately for Guybrush and Morgan, DeSinge's 'Eyeball Extractor 3000' worked much better than his air rifle.
  • Secret FawfulSecret Fawful
    edited January 2010
    This week in Secrets in the World of Monkey Island! The Secret Underneath Governor Phatt's Blankets!

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    Guybrush: Oh no!
    Phatt: Are you terrified? Are you gonna break into tears knowing that the Dread Pirate LeChuck is back?
    Guybrush: No. I'm terrified of how fat your gut is.
    Phatt: Oh, that's not my stomach.
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    Guybrush: And then he pulled away the blankets!

    What could it be! A llama? An orthodontist!? Stay tuned to find out.
  • bobhobbitbobhobbit
    edited January 2010
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    Sorry Guybrush, but this suppository is for your own good...
  • Lennie MelvinLennie Melvin
    edited January 2010
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    Morgan: I'm your sister Guybrush
    Guybrush: NOooooooOOOOOooooooo
  • OzzieMonkeyOzzieMonkey
    edited January 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    Guybrush, can you find my belt, I can't seem to see it because of this big fatso in the way.
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    Morgan: Ok Guybrush, we are about to face a giant porcelain army, so we both have to close our eyes and go to our happy place. Guybrush, are you listening?
    Guybrush: (snores)zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
  • TeethTeeth
    edited January 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    "See that book? It's called Exercises For The Morbidly Obese. After a month of working out, I'll be fit enough to reach over and pick it up!"
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    After months of practising, Morgan had finally perfected the Vulcan death grip.
  • Thriftweed Fancy PantsThriftweed Fancy Pants
    edited January 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    Governor: Guard!!
    Guard: Yes sir?
    Governor: What...what is that?
    Guard: It appears to be your foot sir.
    Governor: My what?!
    Guard: Your foot sir.
    Governor: Interesting. And what does a foot do?
    Guard: It's used for walking sir.
    Governor: Walking you say?
    Guard: Yes sir.
    Governor: I see...
    *pauses*
    Governor: Can I eat it?
    Guard: I'm afraid not sir.
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    Guybrush (grumbles): I am not afraid of porcelain...
    Morgan: It's okay Guybrush; everyone has a weakness. Mine's glass. *shudders*
  • apenpaapapenpaap
    edited January 2010
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    Where will you be when your diarrhea returns?
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited January 2010
    Teeth wrote: »
    After months of practising, Morgan had finally perfected the Vulcan death grip.

    there's no such thing as the Vulcan Death Grip. nerve pinch, yes. death grip, no. get it right. =P
  • WeRaWeRa
    edited January 2010
    bobhobbit wrote: »
    Sorry Guybrush, but this suppository is for your own good...

    Hahahahahaha xD
    I laughed a lot for this one! :D:D:D
  • apenpaapapenpaap
    edited January 2010
    Chyron8472 wrote: »
    there's no such thing as the Vulcan Death Grip. nerve pinch, yes. death grip, no. get it right. =P

    Yes, there is, just ask the Romulans :p.
  • HaydenHayden
    edited January 2010
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    Damn you icecream, come to my mouth. How dare you disobey me!
  • snip3z4killssnip3z4kills
    edited January 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    Doctor: I'm sorry Gouverner... but you have diabetes and we need to cut off your foot.
    Phatt: Just take it and go! Leave me to my food.
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    Guybrush: OH! OH! WHERE'S MY SUPRISE!? IS IT A NINTENDO!?
    Morgan: Guybrush... I'm taking you to DeSinge, remember?
    Guybrush: Ohhhh yeaaaah... I hate you...
    Morgan: I know.
  • Captain MickeyCaptain Mickey
    edited January 2010
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    Morgan: Can you see inside my memories?
    Guybrush: Please tell me that the two guys are being best friends and not--Oh god...
  • skitty85skitty85
    edited January 2010
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  • Reaper LynReaper Lyn
    edited January 2010
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    Guybrush: Mo, are you sure you know how to apparate?
    Morgan: Uh - yes. Definitely. Just keep your eyes closed...
  • Secret FawfulSecret Fawful
    edited January 2010
    skitty85 wrote: »
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    Hahaha! Brilliant!
  • DjNDBDjNDB Moderator
    edited January 2010
    skitty85 wrote: »
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    Oh no! Green Tentacle! :(
  • HaydenHayden
    edited January 2010
    skitty85 wrote: »
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    Dammit, now no-one stands a chance!
  • apenpaapapenpaap
    edited February 2010
    This one is finished already. Here is the new contest.
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