Monkey Island Caption Contest #8: Handycaptioned

Shiver me timbers, Guybrush-lad, 'tis time for anotharr Caption Contest! Avast, here be last weeks winners:
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Winslow: When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious s**t!
Trenchfoot wrote: »
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Murray: You're not going to win this contest!

Cryptkeeper: NOOOOooooooooo!

Murray: Bwahahahahaha!

All yonder winnarrs get:
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A map of the Caribbean, courtesy of Dread Tours.

The Hall of Fame:
puzzlebox x2
hplikelike x2
Thriftweed Fancy Pants x2
SilverWolfPet x2
skitty85 x1
prizna x1
TomPravetz x1
Jen Kollic x1
Secret Fawful x1
Trenchfoot x1

This week's contest features fanart by Giant Tope. Would you like to see your fanart featured to? PM it to me. (Also if you have a suggestion for a picture you didn't make yourself)

Comments

  • edited February 2010
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    Rest in Peace Guybrushes hand
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    Skull: Argggh it's just like Alien!
  • edited February 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    Guybrush: *thinking 'use Poxed hand... Morgan's chest. Yeah, that should distract her...'*
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    apenpaap wrote: »
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    Guybrush: Oh no! The animation budget ran out!
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    apenpaap wrote: »
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    Why Mighty Pirates(tm) should not try to join college fraternities.
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    Dog (offscreen): Ooh! Finally some food!
  • edited February 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    Wanna trade this hand for your parrot? Sure, it's second-hand, but that shouldn't down the price too much, would it?
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    Due to budget cuts they had to drown the Terminator in dirt, instead of having him melt in Lava.
  • edited February 2010
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    Guybrush Threepwood: he can surely HANDle any situation.
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    Guybrush: Ok Elaine, you can dig me up now............ Elaine?
  • edited February 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    Wave your hand in the air, like you don't care!
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    apenpaap wrote: »
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    I was going to go with a line about how you can get sixteen men on a dead man's chest, but that Morgan's is only big enough for one, but that's probably unfair....
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    Suddenly, computer game fans around the world realised that the "Telltale Tuesday" 'What's writtenon the Gravestone?' competition was a lot easier than it looked.
  • puzzleboxpuzzlebox Telltale Alumni
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    Hands up who wants a cookie!
  • edited February 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    Hi!
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    Yay, I won! :D
    Here I go again...

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    ^ Originally, TOMI was going to look in 2D, and this was the result...

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    Guybrush: If this is four, what is this?

    Or...

    Dead teacher: All right dead class... Who can tell me how much is twenty plus one hundred?

    Guybrush: Me me me me me me!
  • edited February 2010
    I find it strange that no Photoshoppers have bothered to put anything in Guybrush's empty hand. C'mon guys!
  • edited February 2010
    I find it strange that no Photoshoppers have bothered to put anything in Guybrush's empty hand. C'mon guys!
    Aren't we supposed NOT to modify the images (for lulzier caps)?
  • jmmjmm
    edited February 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    Guybrush: This story is about a Mighty™ Pirate, his Mighty™ Parrot, his former hand and a che-e-e-e-st
    Morgan: Hands off Mister!

    apenpaap wrote: »
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    Motivational Speaker: My name is Mort, and I recently died
    Everyone: Hi Mort
    Motivational Speaker: OK folks, all the recently deceased raise your hand and present yourself.
    Guybrush: I'm Guybrush Threepweep, darn it!
  • edited February 2010
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    Hi Mom!

    (Joke entry)
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    K, so ye be wanting a Photoshop, eh? 'ere you arr:

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    The Fans: Give us a true 2D sequel. Come on now, give in.

    Lucas: All right. Give me eight months and I promise you a 2D sequel.

    Eight Months Later

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    Needless to say, the fans were a little disgruntled.

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  • edited February 2010
    Wow, I'm getting kinda embarrassed now. lol
  • edited February 2010
    Uzrname wrote: »
    Aren't we supposed NOT to modify the images (for lulzier caps)?

    You may photoshop as much as you like.
  • edited February 2010
    Not to be offensive, but some of these Hand pictures comments are just awful.
  • DjNDBDjNDB Moderator
    edited February 2010
    Not to be offensive, but some of these Hand pictures comments are just awful.

    Yeah, I agree, but it doesn't give us much to work with.

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    Unholy THIS!
  • edited February 2010
    Not to be offensive, but some of these Hand pictures comments are just awful.

    You only just now thought so because mine was so brilliant, right? :D
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    apenpaap wrote: »
    You may photoshop as much as you like.

    I'll take you up on that. :p

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    Guybrush: Morgan! When I said, let´s hold hands, I didn´t mean it that way!
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    apenpaap wrote: »
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    Morgan: Is that a skull between your legs, or are you just glad to see me?


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    Skull: Great! Now I just need another arm, two legs and a torso.
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    Morgan: It's impolite to sit on a woman's chest, Guybrush.

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    Bye now.
  • edited February 2010
    Not to be offensive, but some of these Hand pictures comments are just awful.

    Well if your so funny, then why don't you give us a hand.
    :winslow:

    *ducks to avoid rotten tomatoes*
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    hplikelike wrote: »
    Well if your so funny, then why don't you give us a hand.
    :winslow:

    *ducks to avoid rotten tomatoes*

    +1 Internets
    I'd give you more, but I've only ever won one.
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    Guybrush's possessed hand tell LeChuck a few home truth's....
  • edited February 2010
    MaxFan wrote: »
    +1 Internets
    I'd give you more, but I've only ever won one.

    Sweet an Internets!

    But I could use some change. Anybody have enough brownie points to break an Internets?
  • edited February 2010
    This one is done. Here is the new contest.
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