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Monkey Island Caption Contest #9: Untitled

apenpaapapenpaap
edited February 2010 in Tales of Monkey Island
Last week's contest ran a bit longer then usual because I was gone for the weekend, but the plus side of that is that we've finally had a contest that ran all week! Let's take a look at its winners:
MaxFan wrote: »
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Morgan: It's impolite to sit on a woman's chest, Guybrush.
Nosehair wrote: »
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Skull: Great! Now I just need another arm, two legs and a torso.

You both get:
:winslow::winslow::winslow::winslow::winslow: :winslow::winslow::winslow::winslow::winslow: :winslow::winslow::winslow::winslow::winslow: :winslow::winslow::winslow::winslow::winslow: :winslow::winslow::winslow::winslow::winslow:
25 dancing winslow's! (What the hell? Why does it censor Winslow's without the apostrophe?)

The Hall of Fame:
puzzlebox x2
hplikelike x2
Thriftweed Fancy Pants x2
SilverWolfPet x2
skitty85 x1
prizna x1
TomPravetz x1
Jen Kollic x1
Secret Fawful x1
Trenchfoot x1
MaxFan x1
Nosehair x1

PM me if you have a picture for the next caption contest. May be fanart too, as long as it's your own.

Comments

  • apenpaapapenpaap
    edited February 2010
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  • HaydenHayden
    edited February 2010
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    Whoa, my pinky is as long as my ring finger. Creepy...
  • HaydenHayden
    edited February 2010
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    I'll just keep this piece of paper safely tucked in here.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited February 2010
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    little did anyone know that guybrush was in fact not cheating by using a performing enhancing horn, but vomiting into the wrong end
  • Jen KollicJen Kollic
    edited February 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    "Gee Guybrush, not everyone keeps their inventory in their pants..."
  • FitzoliverJFitzoliverJ
    edited February 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    As Morgan desperately tried to hold her dress up, she thanked her lucky stars that at least it wasn't a *red* lantern.....

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    Oh, dear God. This reminds me of that bit in "Escape from Monkey Island" where they chuck a dart at the computer screen and it smashes - only much, much worse....
  • deadlinejondeadlinejon
    edited February 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    Does this arm thing make my arm look like rubber?
    OR
    Does this arm thing make my arm look fat?
  • GuruGuru214GuruGuru214
    edited February 2010
    deadlinejon wrote: »
    Does this pauldron make my arm look fat?

    Fix'd. Still thinking of my own captions.
  • Secret FawfulSecret Fawful
    edited February 2010
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    Guybrush: Help! Someone shrunk me with a shrink ray!
    Morgan: Don't worry, you'll be safe in here.

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    Guybrush: Attention! The sexiest pirate at the beach in one minute will win a pink dress worn by Guybrush Threepwood himself.
    Contest host: Oh my, I'd better head for the beach!
    Guybrush: BLEEEUUGGGHH!
  • UzrnameUzrname
    edited February 2010
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    Guybrush: Ok Morgan, we need to pretend that we're married for DeCava.
    Morgan: *unzips her chest completely*
    G: Umm... recently married.
    M: *zips it halfway back up*

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    Contest host: Hark you phlegms now and win an exclusive vacation to the Caverns of Meat on Monkey Island...
    Guybrush: Ughh I don't feel so good *gets the horn out*
    C: ...for two...
    G: Phew! *prepares to put the horn back*
    C: ...with Herman Toothrot.
    G: UGG- *vomits inside the horn*
  • CaptnDanCaptnDan
    edited February 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »

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    Unfortunately for the contest host, on his third attempt at blowing the horn Guybrush successfully manages to hit "The Brown Note"...
  • HaydenHayden
    edited February 2010
    CaptnDan wrote: »
    Unfortunately for the contest host, on his third attempt at blowing the horn Guybrush successfully manages to hit "The Brown Note"...

    Haha, I love it! Because he does actually look like he... y'know.
  • apenpaapapenpaap
    edited February 2010
    We're done here.
  • HaydenHayden
    edited February 2010
    Done? Is it over already? How long has it been?
  • apenpaapapenpaap
    edited February 2010
    Only three days, but no one posted any captions in the last two days, so there doesn't seem to be much point in keeping it open for a whole week.
  • HaydenHayden
    edited February 2010
    That seams reasonable.
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited February 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »

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    "Riiiicolaaa!"
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    Morgan: "Honestly, Guybrush, I don't know how you fit so much stuff in your pants without severe personal injury. All I did was put one small photo in my blouse and now I have this huge papercut."

    Guybrush: "Trust me. You don't want to know."
  • HaydenHayden
    edited February 2010
    Sorry, the contest is over. New caption contest
  • Thriftweed Fancy PantsThriftweed Fancy Pants
    edited February 2010
    I don't know how I missed this round. The "brown note" caption is hysterical! I laughed pretty hard at that one.
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