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Monkey Island Caption Contest #11: Beauty and the Backstabber

apenpaapapenpaap
edited March 2010 in Tales of Monkey Island
Welcome to another caption contest! Last week we had lots of good captions, but these were the best:
Hassat Hunter wrote: »
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Use... Library Card... with... Throat.
Pick up... fishing line.
Pick up... body.
Use... body... with... sharks.

puzzlebox wrote: »
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Congratulations! Your prize is:
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A tattoo that is only visible when you're unconscious! (Arm not included)

The Hall of Fame:
puzzlebox x3
hplikelike x2
Thriftweed Fancy Pants x2
SilverWolfPet x2
Jen Kollic x2
skitty85 x1
prizna x1
TomPravetz x1
Secret Fawful x1
Trenchfoot x1
MaxFan x1
Nosehair x1
CaptnDan x1
Hassat Hunter x1

PM me if you have a picture for the next caption contest. May be fanart too, as long as it's your own.

Comments

  • apenpaapapenpaap
    edited February 2010
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  • RemolayRemolay
    edited February 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    Zis is happening ze wrong way


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    Guybrush:You know, I have a feeling that today is really going to be my day. A day when absolutely nothing goes wro...
  • TrenchfootTrenchfoot
    edited February 2010
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    Elaine: You don't need to see my identification.

    DeSinge: I don't need to see your identification.

    Elaine: This isn't the Elaine you're looking for.

    DeSinge: This isn't the Elaine I'm looking for.

    Elaine: Move along, move along.

    DeSinge: Move along, move along.

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    Guybrush: The way those Manatees mate is hot, isn't it Morgan?

    Morgan: You PERVERT!!
  • Hassat HunterHassat Hunter
    edited February 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    Hey, I am at your *other* side for girlish slapping!
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    Let's see if I can repeat that hand trick with other body parts.
  • Secret FawfulSecret Fawful
    edited February 2010
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    Brain Slug: Yes. My disguise is perfect. The earth female with the fatty thighs suspects nothing. Soon the Caribbean will be mine. Ha. Ha. Ha.

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    Day-o, Day-ay-ay-o
    Daylight come and me wan' go home
    Day, me say day, me say day, me say day
    Me say day, me say day-ay-ay-o
    Daylight come and me wan' go home

    Work all night on a drink a' rum
    Daylight come and me wan' go home
    Stack banana till the mornin' come
    Daylight come and me wan' go home

    Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
    Daylight come and me wan' go home
    Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
    Daylight come and me wan' go home

    It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot BUNCH!
    Daylight come and me wan' go home
    Six foot, seven foot, eight foot BUNCH!
    Daylight come and me wan' go home

    Day, me say day-ay-ay-o
    Daylight come and me wan' go home
    Day, me say day, me say day, me say day...
    Daylight come and me wan' go home

    A beautiful bunch a' ripe banana
    Daylight come and me wan' go home
    Hide the deadly black tarantula
    Daylight come and me wan' go home

    It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot BUNCH!
    Daylight come and me wan' go home
    Six foot, seven foot, eight foot BUNCH!
    Daylight come and me wan' go home

    Day, me say day-ay-ay-o
    Daylight come and me wan' go home
    Day, me say day, me say day, me say day...
    Daylight come and me wan' go home

    Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
    Daylight come and me wan' go home
    Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
    Daylight come and me wan' go home

    Day-o, day-ay-ay-o
    Daylight come and me wan' go home
    Day, me say day, me say day, me say day
    Me say day, me say day-ay-ay-o
    Daylight come and me wan' go home
  • MaxFanMaxFan
    edited February 2010
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    Elaine: Is he supposed to be doing that?
    DeSinge: Braaaiiins!!

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    Guybrush: I sure do love sunsets.
  • HaydenHayden
    edited February 2010
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    Morgan: "Time to chop off that ponytail!"
  • HaydenHayden
    edited February 2010
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    De Singe: "Excuse me, have you seen my irises or pupils anywhere?"
  • HaydenHayden
    edited February 2010
    Poor image editing, anyone?

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    "Hold on tight, baby."
  • Jen KollicJen Kollic
    edited February 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    Morgan had never really grasped the finer points of the Vulcan Nerve Pinch, so she had to improvise.
  • Darth MarsdenDarth Marsden
    edited February 2010
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    Surprise buttsex!

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    Behold, the Guybrush Threepwood mannequin! And yes ladies, he's 'fully articulated'.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited February 2010
    Darth Marsden wrote:
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    Behold, the Guybrush Threepwood mannequin! And yes ladies, he's 'fully articulated'.[/Size]

    not for long
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited February 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    'cause this is THRILLER! THRILLER NIGHT!
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited February 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    Guybrush:man is it a great day, hey i wonder where elaine and winslow are.
    Morgan:you will soon find out.
  • Lennie MelvinLennie Melvin
    edited February 2010
    Remolay wrote: »
    'cause this is THRILLER! THRILLER NIGHT!

    Awesome, my favourite one so far *applauds*
  • hplikelikehplikelike
    edited February 2010
    Remolay wrote: »
    'cause this is THRILLER! THRILLER NIGHT!

    Stole mine...
  • GuruGuru214GuruGuru214
    edited February 2010
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    Little did Guybrush know, Morgan had a problem with nighttime "accidents" when she was a little girl. He'd soon regret calling her a "big old bed-wetting doody head".
  • priznaprizna
    edited February 2010
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    De Singe: (in old man voice) Consarnit, that stupid Jus de Vie didn't work right!

    Elaine: WATCH OUT, OLD MAN!!!
  • HaydenHayden
    edited February 2010
    You've haven't removed the black space in between Elaine and DeSinge's arms. I nearly missed that part while editing the pic as well.
  • priznaprizna
    edited February 2010
    haydenwce27 wrote: »
    You've haven't removed the black space in between Elaine and DeSinge's arms. I nearly missed that part while editing the pic as well.

    Fixed

    and thanx for catching that :)
  • FitzoliverJFitzoliverJ
    edited February 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    "Walk like - an Egyptian..."
    "DEAR GOD, STOP!!"
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    "Guybrush, you know the rumours that the next Telltale game series will be based on "Futurama"?"
    "What, the cartoon with all these decapitated historical people's heads preserved in jars? What about it?"
  • Thriftweed Fancy PantsThriftweed Fancy Pants
    edited February 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    Spy is Morgan!
  • Secret FawfulSecret Fawful
    edited February 2010
    Thriftweed Fancy Pants wrote: »
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    Spy is Morgan!


    Not an entry, as it's not my idea. I just wanted to do the joke. :D
  • hplikelikehplikelike
    edited February 2010
    Secret Fawful wrote: »
    Not an entry, as it's not my idea. I just wanted to do the joke. :D

    Or you could share the prize...
  • Secret FawfulSecret Fawful
    edited February 2010
    That's not exactly fair. I used his idea without permission.
  • Thriftweed Fancy PantsThriftweed Fancy Pants
    edited February 2010
    If someone could make him wear a Morgan mask, I'd be willing to share 1/2 a point.
  • mateo360mateo360
    edited February 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    Guybrush: *sigh*
    Morgan: "One more sigh out of you about missing Elaine and I will have to knock you out again."
  • WeRaWeRa
    edited February 2010
    Secret Fawful wrote: »
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    Brain Slug: Yes. My disguise is perfect. The earth female with the fatty thighs suspects nothing. Soon the Caribbean will be mine. Ha. Ha. Ha.

    Hahahaha xDD
    I laughed a lot with this one :D Thanks ;)
  • Secret FawfulSecret Fawful
    edited February 2010
    WeRa wrote: »
    Hahahaha xDD
    I laughed a lot with this one :D Thanks ;)

    Awesome! :D
  • HaydenHayden
    edited March 2010
    ...and the winner is?
  • apenpaapapenpaap
    edited March 2010
    :o Oops, forgot about the caption contest. The next one will be up shortly.
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