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Monkey Island Caption Contest #12: Return of the Caption Contest

apenpaapapenpaap
edited March 2010 in Tales of Monkey Island
I kind of forgot about the caption contest, so we have haydenwce27 to thank for reminding me. Give him a big round of applause.
Secret Fawful wrote: »
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Brain Slug: Yes. My disguise is perfect. The earth female with the fatty thighs suspects nothing. Soon the Caribbean will be mine. Ha. Ha. Ha.
haydenwce27 wrote: »
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"Hold on tight, baby."

You both get:
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A rather disturbing Ronald McDonald-doll!

The Hall of Fame:
puzzlebox x3
hplikelike x2
Thriftweed Fancy Pants x2
SilverWolfPet x2
Jen Kollic x2
Secret Fawful x2
skitty85 x1
prizna x1
TomPravetz x1
Trenchfoot x1
MaxFan x1
Nosehair x1
CaptnDan x1
Hassat Hunter x1
haydenwce27 x1

PM me if you have a picture for the next caption contest. May be fanart too, as long as it's your own.

Comments

  • apenpaapapenpaap
    edited March 2010
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  • OzzieMonkeyOzzieMonkey
    edited March 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    Lechuck: Rockabye Guybrush, on the island of Scabb, he is so cowardly, he's afraid of a crabb!

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    Morgan: Hey Elane, you should get groovy with this awesome music!
    Elaine: Yeah, just let me pull the sword out, so i can be all powerful!
  • dentbudsdentbuds
    edited March 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    Can't this Stans Previously-Owned Coffin™ go any faster?

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    Bald guy in the background - Congratulations! Please come this way so you can pick out your prize.
  • TrenchfootTrenchfoot
    edited March 2010
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    Morgan: Nice cans...

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    Elaine: Did you think of any ideas for this caption?

    Guybrush: No.

    Elaine: I told you, you should have thought of something! But you never listen!

    Guybrush: Hmmpf...

    Elaine: Here we go again with the "I can't talk to women" scene.

    Guybrush: Grrptl...

    Elaine: Fine! We'll just "not talk" for the rest of the trip!

    Guybrush: Hehehe...
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited March 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    LeChucks Revenge 2: Electric Boogaloo.

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    The legendary Sword of the Dartboard was rumoured to determine the next governor of Flotsam Island
  • Secret FawfulSecret Fawful
    edited March 2010
    Scenes of Life on Monkey Island

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    The Threepwood newlyweds go on a not-so thrilling pirate ride at Disneyland.


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    Morgan Leflay - Mighty Pirate Stripper gives a 'special service' to a respectable citizen.
  • Hassat HunterHassat Hunter
    edited March 2010
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    WARNING: Do not stick needles inside a voodoo-doll of the driver of this coffin. Violators WILL be stabbed.
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    Onnnne Hundred And EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiighty!!!!!
  • Jen KollicJen Kollic
    edited March 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    Morgan: Oh yeah? Well I bet I can hit the bullseye with my eyes shut!
  • Red_SunRed_Sun
    edited March 2010
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    Guybrush :"Damn, the Voodoo Lady should shaving herself, before we are coming. And i was not only talking about shaving her beard"
  • FitzoliverJFitzoliverJ
    edited March 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    "This was my most horrifying adventure yet! Not only did I have to face off against the sinister Zombie LeChuck and his terrible agony-inducing voodoo powers, but I also had to sail through a creepy swamp IN A COFFIN - and worst, worst, worst of all.... my girlfriend put my complete collection of autographed sextants into a chest and chucked them overboard!"
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    Guybrush discovers that people don't appreciate it when you go door-to-door selling fine crocodile-skin leather jackets, even if you throw in a free dartboard with every purchase.
  • HaydenHayden
    edited March 2010
    Ah, why thankyou! I look forward to many Ronald-inflicted bruises.

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    Morgan: "...and I shake my little tush on the catwalk."
  • HaydenHayden
    edited March 2010
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    Skull: "Ooh. Nice view. I'd whistle if I had any lips."
  • HaydenHayden
    edited March 2010
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    Alligator: "Ow."
  • Red_SunRed_Sun
    edited March 2010
    Red_Sun wrote: »
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    LeChuck: Why are you not screaming in pain Guybrush, when i put this big needle in your head?!
    Elaine: Because he don't have brains.
  • HaydenHayden
    edited March 2010
    Red_Sun wrote: »
    LeChuck: Why are you not screaming in pain Guybrush, when i put this big needle in your head?!
    Elaine: Because he don't have brains.

    The brain itself can't actually feel.

    Edit: ...but that's unimportant.
  • HaydenHayden
    edited March 2010
    Just out of interest, curiosity and months of wondering, what is on the narwhal's horn? I think it only appeared there halfway through Trial and Execution. To me, it looks like some sort of internal organ.
  • apenpaapapenpaap
    edited March 2010
    We've reached the end of another one. Here is the new one.
  • snip3z4killssnip3z4kills
    edited March 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    LECHUCK: You'd think that Guybrush would notice a giant ghost using a voodoo doll when he went past.
    GUYBRUSH: Elaine, did you hear anything?
    ELAINE: Yes, we just passed Giant LeChuck.
    GUYBRUSH: Giant who?
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