Monkey Island Caption Contest #13: A Very Special Edition
Welcome to the thirteenth caption contest, this time centered around Revenge's upcoming Special Edition. These are last week's winners:
Congratulations! You both get:
A crappy coverart!
The Hall of Fame:
puzzlebox x3
hplikelike x2
Thriftweed Fancy Pants x2
SilverWolfPet x2
Jen Kollic x2
Secret Fawful x2
haydenwce27 x2
skitty85 x1
prizna x1
TomPravetz x1
Trenchfoot x1
MaxFan x1
Nosehair x1
CaptnDan x1
Hassat Hunter x1
fitzoliver x1
PM me if you have a picture for the next caption contest. May be fanart too, as long as it's your own.
FitzoliverJ wrote: »
"This was my most horrifying adventure yet! Not only did I have to face off against the sinister Zombie LeChuck and his terrible agony-inducing voodoo powers, but I also had to sail through a creepy swamp IN A COFFIN - and worst, worst, worst of all.... my girlfriend put my complete collection of autographed sextants into a chest and chucked them overboard!"
haydenwce27 wrote: »
Skull: "Ooh. Nice view. I'd whistle if I had any lips."
Congratulations! You both get:
A crappy coverart!
The Hall of Fame:
puzzlebox x3
hplikelike x2
Thriftweed Fancy Pants x2
SilverWolfPet x2
Jen Kollic x2
Secret Fawful x2
haydenwce27 x2
skitty85 x1
prizna x1
TomPravetz x1
Trenchfoot x1
MaxFan x1
Nosehair x1
CaptnDan x1
Hassat Hunter x1
fitzoliver x1
PM me if you have a picture for the next caption contest. May be fanart too, as long as it's your own.
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Really hoping to come up with a caption for this contest. I haven't been able to get the creative juices flowing on the last few.
Largo: "My chin is NOT bigger in the Special Edition!"
Guybrush: "No! Not into the nuclear waste!"
"Help, I'm being mugged by Popeye!"
or
"Who the hell let Largo have spinach?"
Elaine: "What is with you always grabbing my booty
Oh... and your flies are undone.
Stupid blow-up doll... WHY WON'T YOU WORK?
Okay, Guybrush, have you learned your lesson about staring at a woman's chest?
Hang on, I have to tie my shoe.
Hang on, I have to tie my shoe.
"What do you mean, crappy cover art!?"
SURELY THIS IS THE *BEST* DAY EVER?! Not only can I pre-order Sam & Man 3 and the TOMI DVD, but I win a caption contest!! *And* my landlord's supposed to be bringing free ice cream round today (or tomorrow)!!
Lucasarts would like to apologise to Mr Armato, but he will be only be needed to voice the character "Largo LeGrande", following the mysterious disappearance from the game's coding of Guybrush Threepwood....
"Welcome to Largo Legrande's mugging and bungie jump emporium."
Step 1: Cut a hole in a box
Step 2: Put your junk in that box
Step 3: Make her open the box...but make her put the sword down first.
LCR SPECIAL EDITION: Defying gravity unseen since 1991.
What are you talking about, I am wearing a wig and a bra? HOW DID YOU KNOW?
Guybrush Threepwood and the Last Crusade
Elaine: Guybrush!
Guybrush: I've almost got it, Elaine...
Elaine: GUYBRUSH! Grab my hand!
Guybrush: I'm almost there...it's in my grasp!
Elaine: Plunder bunny.....let it go...
The Good, The Bad, and the Largo
Largo: Whoever double crosses me, and leaves me alive. He understands nothing about Largo. Nothing!
Guybrush: I like big fat men like you. When they fall, they make more noise! And sometimes they don't get up again!
Elaine: Guybrush, its me or the treasure.
Guybrush: Emm can I phone a friend?
Largo: Where is LeChuck's Beard?
Guybrush: Kiss my a**.
Largo: I can't hear you!
Guybrush: I'll say it louder:
KISS MY A**.
Largo: Your loyalty is very touching,
but it's not the most important thing in your life right now.
But what is important is gravity.
I have to remind you, Guybrush,
this is my weak arm.
Guybrush: You can't kill me.
Largo: Remember I promised
to kill you last?
Guybrush: That's right,You did!
Largo: I lied.
Guybrush: Aah!
You are going to win, and I resent you for it.
Guybrush: "Hi Sophia! Where's Indy, I don't see any snakes?"
Guybrush: "See? My hair's REAL!"
{Pick up}-[Guybrush Threepwood]
After years of stuffing monkeys, rubber chickens, pails of hot coals, and grog down his pants, Guybrush was about to find out what it was like to be an inventory item.
Largo: I'm too old for this sh..
or
"I'll give you a thousand dollars if you clap your hands right now"
"Put me back! I WANNA SWIM! I WANNA SWIM TO THE EDGE OF THE WORLD!" "You can kiss supper goodbye, young man"
rofl
Elaine: What exactly is in that chest you are hanging on to for dear life?
Guybrush: This old thing? Oh, nothing you need to know about. Just a couple of old pictures, nothing special.
Elaine: Please don't say they are the pictures you took on our honeymoon.
Guybrush: Ugh... well... *rope breaks* ACK! SAVED BY THE BEEEEeeee... *CRASH!*
And than Jay Leno grabbed Guybrush by his ankles and hung him off the bridge.
Guybrush: I DIDN'T MEAN IT! YOUR CHIN IS PERFECTLY NORMAL SIZE!
Jay: THEN HOW DID YOU LAND A PLANE ON IT?
Guybrush: I did wha... HAHAHA! Damn I wish I got that on camera!
Guybrush: So, you think people will use this promo Special Edition preview pictures to make a captions jokes on the message boards?
Largo: Umm.. uh... stop that! More of that fancy nerdy stuff and you're going down!
Literally the only one that made me laugh so far. So props.
Also, thank you for the props. I'll put it next to the internet I won.
...I still don't know what to do with them. I'm seriously thinking of exchanging them for brownie points.
I'd exchange them to kudos. You can buy postcount with kudos.