Monkey Island Caption Contest #14: We Return to your Regularly Scheduled Captioning
Welcome to the fourteenth Caption Cotest! These are last week's winners:
Congratulations! You both get:
A Superstalker!
The Hall of Fame:
puzzlebox x3
Secret Fawful x3
hplikelike x3
Thriftweed Fancy Pants x2
SilverWolfPet x2
Jen Kollic x2
haydenwce27 x2
skitty85 x1
prizna x1
TomPravetz x1
Trenchfoot x1
MaxFan x1
Nosehair x1
CaptnDan x1
Hassat Hunter x1
fitzoliver x1
PM me if you have a picture for the next caption contest. May be fanart too, as long as it's your own.
Secret Fawful wrote: »Monkey Island in Cinema
Guybrush Threepwood and the Last Crusade
Elaine: Guybrush!
Guybrush: I've almost got it, Elaine...
Elaine: GUYBRUSH! Grab my hand!
Guybrush: I'm almost there...it's in my grasp!
Elaine: Plunder bunny.....let it go...
hplikelike wrote: »
{Pick up}-[Guybrush Threepwood]
After years of stuffing monkeys, rubber chickens, pails of hot coals, and grog down his pants, Guybrush was about to find out what it was like to be an inventory item.
Congratulations! You both get:
A Superstalker!
The Hall of Fame:
puzzlebox x3
Secret Fawful x3
hplikelike x3
Thriftweed Fancy Pants x2
SilverWolfPet x2
Jen Kollic x2
haydenwce27 x2
skitty85 x1
prizna x1
TomPravetz x1
Trenchfoot x1
MaxFan x1
Nosehair x1
CaptnDan x1
Hassat Hunter x1
fitzoliver x1
PM me if you have a picture for the next caption contest. May be fanart too, as long as it's your own.
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Parrot: Squawk! It's me! Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty pirate!
LeChuck: Okaay... Tell...?
Guybrush: Golden turtle artifact.
LeChuck: Hmm... Tell it what?
Guybrush: Knock-knock joke.
LeChuck: About... what?
Guybrush: Yourself. *giggle*
And so the curse spreads...
Guybrush: I told you that the highest graphics setting makes it look like real gold.
LeChuck: Wow... can we keep it?
Guybrush: NO! Bad LeChuck!
Guybrush: I can't believe LeChuck actually sold the turtle... for bait! Man he really sucks at this Adventure stuff.
Guybrush: Oh yea, and did I ever tell you about the time that I.......
Pyrite Parrot: OH WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP!!
Guybrush: Jeez, you don't have to be so rude about it......wait a second, I thought you could only squawk and say "Its me! Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate!"
Pyrite Parrot: Um, Uh, Look behind you a three headed monkey!
Guybrush: "Um.. Dadel, I think your fan art escaped."
Some sort of mock turtle gag? Nah, I've got nothing....
Elaine (offscreen): Incredible! After all these years, your pockets are full! Seriously, what's that piece of useless junk you've fetched up with now?
Guybrush (to Parrot): Seriously, don't say it. Please don't say it. I'll pay you. I'll pay you *anything*. Polly want a treasure chest?
Yes, I think I'd have to say the same thing.
Guybrush: That rotten LeChuck might have my wife swooning, but he's not cool enough to own a Pyrite Parrot.
Pyrite Parrot: BRAWWK! IT'S ME, GUYBRUSH THREEPWOOD! MIGHTY PYRITE!
LeChuck: Oh, hey. I have something like that, only better. See? With this Pyrite Turtle, I can turn rocks into gold.
Guybrush: GRRRMBLLMMBL!
Parrot: It's me, Mancomb Seepgood, mighty pirate!
Guybrush: Uh-oh. I think this thing's defective. Er, more defective than when I got it, anyway.
Narrator: "Guybrush grew envious of Miss Leflay, who had cool shoulder pad instead of a painfully annoying shoulder parrot. Guybrush's mind skipped to the barbecue in the jungle, and it was then that he considered melting down his pyrite pest into a pyrite shoulder pad".
Fes2psittacidaephobia: the fear that somewhere, somehow, a pyrite parrot is watching you.
Guybrush: Knock, knock.
Parrot: Who's there?
Guybrush: (Pause) Go f*ck yourself.
LeChuck: Look how I transformed George Lucas into a golden sea turtle!
Guybrush: Cool! Now we can return to people's computers! Good job!
Stole half of your caption
LeChuck: For me? Awww, Guybrush, you shouldn't have. Let's see... "be my valentine, love GB". Well, of course, G, I'd love to be your valentine.
Guybrush: "I would've gotten you a heart, but they had a sale on sea turtles."
Guybrush: Can you please stop looking over my shoulder all of the time? It's really unnerving.
Parrot: Stop moaning and act like a pirate! Seriously, sometimes I wonder if you really did pass the three trials.
Guybrysh: Use...
Lechuck: Yes...
Guybrush: Golden Turtle...
Lechuck: Right... use it with what?
Guybrush: A beard!
LeChuck: Oh Guybrush, you're so silly sometimes.
Guybrush:Squawk! I'm Boyshrub Fourptree, a mighty ninja!! Or something.
Guybrush:"Nice golden turtle! Wanna trade with me? I got this "funny" gold parrot."
Golden turtle: "muwhaaaa! Soon the world is mine!!"
Guybrush:" Umm, Never mind."
LeChuck: Huh. "Made in China."
Guybrush: I wonder how it got here...
For some reason, I really like this one.
Got Gold?
Sell it for CASH!!!
Nah, the Post Office don't do padded envelopes that size.....
Guybrush's plan to get rid of LeChuck once and for all by trying to convert him to a ninja got off to a good start when he gave LeChuck his first ninja star.