Monkey Island Caption Contest #15: Still Dead and Kicking
Welcome to the fifteenth caption contest! These were last week's winners:
The winners get:
A chance to participate in a great new sport! Congratulations.
The Hall of Fame:
puzzlebox x3
Secret Fawful x3
hplikelike x3
Thriftweed Fancy Pants x2
SilverWolfPet x2
Jen Kollic x2
haydenwce27 x2
FitzoliverJ x1
skitty85 x1
prizna x1
TomPravetz x1
Trenchfoot x1
MaxFan x1
Nosehair x1
CaptnDan x1
Hassat Hunter x1
Dadel x1
PM me if you have a picture for the next caption contest. May be fanart too, as long as it's your own.
Guybrush: Tell...
LeChuck: Okaay... Tell...?
Guybrush: Golden turtle artifact.
LeChuck: Hmm... Tell it what?
Guybrush: Knock-knock joke.
LeChuck: About... what?
Guybrush: Yourself. *giggle*
And so the curse spreads...
FitzoliverJ wrote: »
Elaine (offscreen): Incredible! After all these years, your pockets are full! Seriously, what's that piece of useless junk you've fetched up with now?
Guybrush (to Parrot): Seriously, don't say it. Please don't say it. I'll pay you. I'll pay you *anything*. Polly want a treasure chest?
The winners get:
A chance to participate in a great new sport! Congratulations.
The Hall of Fame:
puzzlebox x3
Secret Fawful x3
hplikelike x3
Thriftweed Fancy Pants x2
SilverWolfPet x2
Jen Kollic x2
haydenwce27 x2
FitzoliverJ x1
skitty85 x1
prizna x1
TomPravetz x1
Trenchfoot x1
MaxFan x1
Nosehair x1
CaptnDan x1
Hassat Hunter x1
Dadel x1
PM me if you have a picture for the next caption contest. May be fanart too, as long as it's your own.
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LeChuck: My head has been detached, and yet I can still taste that root beer. It was off. Stan's such a tightass.
Lechuck: Hey, I can see my house from here.
The cross-island tennis match was almost unanimously declared a huge success.
Guybrush: Guybrush?
Franklin: "...mmm, ribs!"
Guybrush: "Credits will do fine."
Franklin: "No, they won't!"
Guybrush: Ok, good Franklin, but you were supposed to fetch the ball.
...and in this part of the island we find the reinstated Chuck's Theme Park, featuring many rides of doom and items from by Chuck E. Cheese, with entertainment from guest stars of the Tv series Chuck, all sponsored by Ghost Pirate LeChuck.
NottobeconfusedwiththeCarnivaloftheDamned.
"After 20 years, the eccentric world-famous bouncing castle designer finally took it a step too far."
After reviewing the artist's impression of the proposed "Face of LeChuck", candidate Charles L. Charles decided he'd rather have a statue instead.
"Hang on.. first I'm killed, then I hang around with some dirty mutt? I thought you said that 'Discworld Noir' doesn't run on modern computers?!"
The best
Due to the release of Google Earth, Island inhabitants noticed a strange shape on their island they didn't notice before.
Guybrush: "Thank god I am not a skeleton..."
OR
Guybrush: "I knew I would find Walt up here. You aren't still upset are you?"
The Fettucini Brothers tried out their new cannon. They are still waiting for that volunteer to return for feedback.
LUCASART'S ANNOUNCES - THE SECRET OF MONKEY ISLAND, NOW WITH THRILLING 3D EFFECTS. PUT ON YOUR GLASSES AND WATCH AS THE WORLD OF MONKEY ISLAND POPS RIGHT OUT OF YOUR SCREEN. SOON TO BE ANNOUNCED AND THEN CANCELED BY THE BRILLIANT MINDS AT LUCASARTS LTD.
[look at Dog]
Guybrush: It's a cute little dog, frozen in Dolemite. He has a sad, longing expression on his face. The nametag reads, "Seymour Asses [snicker] If lost return to Phillip J. Fry at Panucci's Pizzaria". Huh. That's weird.
LeChuck: Ah, good old 2D isometric bird's eye view of the island. Adventure games really don't need a 3D to look more fancier. Right? Umm... *touch *shrub *scratch What the.. Okay, who did this?
Pirate 1: Okay, let's see here... The map says we walk 40 miles East to this huge duck-shaped mountain. That's where we'll find the treasure, and that's where-
Pirate 2: Woah woah, wait... Duck-shaped?! That's shaped like a skull!
Pirate 1: A skull? *squint*... no, it's definitely a duck. Maybe... maybe a rabbit if you turn your head a little.
"...Let me guess: Budget cuts. Am I right, Sam?"
Winslow: I have something strange that you must see. It's the map, sir.
Guybrush: OK, boy. Fetch my autographed Vasco de Lama sextant.
Guybrush: Hi, i am Casper the friendly ghost.
George Lucas: And that is my friend how i was transformed into dog.
Guybrush: Wow, thats a great story! You should make an adventure game out of it and become rich!
George: Umm, yes.. sure... *jumps into X-wing See ya and May the Force be with you!
LeChuck: "C'mon Guybrush, be honest now ... does my head look big in this?"
Guybrush: "Have you done something different to your hair Elaine?"
Could it be...? Stan? :rolleyes:
Guybrush: Are you the dog of The Lady and the Tramp?
Dog: No.
Guybrush: You can talk!
Dog: No.
Guybrush: Thank goodness! If a dog talked me I'd waste all my booty in therapy...
Dog: ... What a maroon.
Guybrush: (off screen) I bet Elaine will love this as her new screensaver!
(Elaine turns on her computer)
Elaine: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Guybrush: Tehee...
Dog:Ruth!
Guybrush:What's on top of the house?
Dog:Roof!
Guybrush: What do you say when you get hurt?
Dog: Aww-WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Guybrush: They're right. Dogs are smart animals, although I think Griffey is a better baseball player the Ruth, myself.