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Monkey Island Caption Contest #18: Insults and Infernos

apenpaapapenpaap
edited May 2010 in Tales of Monkey Island
Thanks to Hayden reminding me, we finally have a new contest, this time focussing on the MI game it has had the least pictures of: Escape from Monkey Island. But first, the winners:
prizna wrote: »
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Lechuck: "oops" I think I forgot to attach the other end of the cord to the cliff.

Guybrush: WHAT!!!!
Secret Fawful wrote: »
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Guybrush Threepwood was found at the bottom of a cliff. Someone had thrown him off of it, then shot him, stabbed him, hung him, and beat him with a pipe, a candlestick, and a monkey hypnotized as a wrench. The accused? The Dread Pirate LeChuck. The greatest pirate detectives have gathered and pieced together possible events leading up to the murder.




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LeChuck: Madness? THIS...IS...SPARTA!
Guybrush: Okay, LeChuck, this time you took your King Leonidas impression a little TOO FARRRRRR!

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LeChuck: Not a bad Wile E. Coyote, but really Guybrush. There's playacting and then there's living the part.
Guybrush: LECHUCK YOU IDIOOOOOOOOT!

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THUD!



The experts have determined that the culprit was not LeChuck, just incredible stupidity.

Congratulations! You both get:
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A "thank you" note in your local newspaper!

The Hall of Fame:
Secret Fawful x4
StarEye x3 + 1 Glory Everlasting!
puzzlebox x3
hplikelike x3
Thriftweed Fancy Pants x2
SilverWolfPet x2
Jen Kollic x2
haydenwce27 x2
prizna x2
FitzoliverJ x2
skitty85 x1
TomPravetz x1
Trenchfoot x1
MaxFan x1
Nosehair x1
CaptnDan x1
Hassat Hunter x1
Dadel x1
Some Manner Of... x1

PM me if you have a picture for the next caption contest. May be fanart too, as long as it's your own.

Comments

  • apenpaapapenpaap
    edited April 2010
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  • puzzleboxpuzzlebox Telltale Alumni
    edited April 2010
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    Guybrush: That's not a knife. THIS is a knife.
  • HaydenHayden
    edited April 2010
    puzzlebox wrote: »
    Guybrush: That's not a knife. THIS is a knife.

    Winner, already.
  • HaydenHayden
    edited April 2010
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    Chef: "Aaah! No, not Sushi!"
  • FitzoliverJFitzoliverJ
    edited April 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    Lucre Island Tag-Team Contest (not shown, radio-controlled Boxing Betty).
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    "Well, you shouldn't have complained that your fish supper was raw...."
  • FitzoliverJFitzoliverJ
    edited April 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
    FitzoliverJ x1

    Shouldn't that be twice? Not that I'm desperately keeping score in an attempt to addd meaning to my petty little life, or anything. :D
  • Hassat HunterHassat Hunter
    edited April 2010
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    Not fair. I bet you wouldn't be so high and mighty without your boxing kangeroo bodyguard.
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    1st Melee Island Miniature Naval Warfare Battle not a success...
  • HaydenHayden
    edited April 2010
    Edited the image a bit. Shutup, it's the best I can do with Paint.

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    Chef: "No, he's uncovered my location! I just hope my chef disguise work..."
    Elmer Fudd: "What's his problem?"
  • apenpaapapenpaap
    edited April 2010
    Sorry, it seems I forgot to add a point to your score when you won contest 15. It's fixed now.
  • puzzleboxpuzzlebox Telltale Alumni
    edited April 2010
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    Nessie: The Aquatic Avenger

    or

    Chef: This one's a little TOO fresh!
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited May 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    Guybrush was didn't like his new job, Mighty Tiny Ship Captain, but somebody had to do it
  • TrenchfootTrenchfoot
    edited May 2010
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    Look, up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane! No, it's SuperBrush!

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    Ozzie: The Voodoo Lady never told you what happened to your father...
    Guybrush: She told me enough! She told me YOU killed my father!
    Ozzie: No, Guy... I ... am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
    Guybrush: (Pause) What's that make us?
    Ozzie: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.
  • puzzleboxpuzzlebox Telltale Alumni
    edited May 2010
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    My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
  • StarEyeStarEye
    edited May 2010
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    Guybrush: you know, I had some sort of joke in mind, but I seem to have lost it.

    Mandrill: It was probably dumb.

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    Order the new special edition of Battleships TODAY, and maybe YOU will be the one to win a BRAND NEW CAR!
  • HaydenHayden
    edited May 2010
    Yes, I know, they're getting worse, but who cares? It's good to have a lot of entries, whether they're good or bad. And don't complain about the writing being too small, I sort of just put it there to fill the gap.

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    I don't really think this one requires a caption.
  • GrulienGrulien
    edited May 2010
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    Ozzie: Look behind you, a Three-Headed-Kangaroo!

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    The Battle of U-Tube - Greatest battle in Mêlée Island history.
  • HaydenHayden
    edited May 2010
    Grulien wrote: »
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    Ozzie: Look behind you, a Three-Headed-Kangaroo!

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    Guybrush: "Look behind you, a three-headed-kangaroo!"
    Ozzie: "I know, I've had it for years. One of my favourite stuffed animals, very rare breed."
  • hplikelikehplikelike
    edited May 2010
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    Guybrush: Ack, I can't use my sword on you due to your superior insults!
    Ozzie: There is nothing that can destroy me.
    Guybrush: Oh really?
    [Use]-[Sword]-[On]-[Glass Gun Case] [Pickup]-[Gun]

    Guybrush: No insults required. *Click*
  • MaxFanMaxFan
    edited May 2010
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    Guybrush: You fight like a boxing kangaroo!

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    Chef: Grease fire, run away! No, don't throw water on-*FWOOSH*
  • Red_SunRed_Sun
    edited May 2010
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    Guybrush: "Give my mother-in-law's teeth back!"
  • Secret FawfulSecret Fawful
    edited May 2010
    I only have one thing to add, and I hope I can use an extra picture. If not just count it for fun. :D

    COMPETITION IN THE WORLD OF MONKEY ISLAND

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    Salesman: Hello. Billy Mays here for - HOT DAMN! SABOTAGE! Who could have done this!?

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    Stan: I think this is going to be the start of a beautiful friendship.
  • Griswald GoodsoupGriswald Goodsoup
    edited May 2010
    Hayden wrote: »
    Yes, I know, they're getting worse, but who cares? It's good to have a lot of entries, whether they're good or bad. And don't complain about the writing being too small, I sort of just put it there to fill the gap.

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    I don't really think this one requires a caption.

    I read that article, kudos to you, extremely funny!
    I vote for you (that is if we were allowed a democratic assembly of the people, but that may have to wait. And partly because we share the same name :D)
  • HaydenHayden
    edited May 2010
    Griswald Goodsoup wrote: »
    I read that article, kudos to you, extremely funny!
    I vote for you (that is if we were allowed a democratic assembly of the people, but that may have to wait. And partly because we share the same name :D)

    Wow, thanks man, glad you liked it!

    Your name's Hayden too? You just got cooler :).
  • Edward VanHelgenEdward VanHelgen
    edited May 2010
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    Ozzie: Luke, I'm your father
  • snip3z4killssnip3z4kills
    edited May 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    GUYBRUSH: Why don't we just uses those guns?
    OZZIE: WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP! >:(
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    "OH! And it seems now, that the Escape haters are now actually BURNING the disc!"
  • apenpaapapenpaap
    edited May 2010
    It's over. Here's the new contest.
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