The "whatever's on your mind" thread

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  • edited April 2011
    Icedhope wrote: »
    Hold on I'm going to try and bait the dashing.

    This is a great plan. I like it.
  • edited April 2011
    Look, Icedhope; Rather Dashing doesn't want to be fed - he wants to hunt!
  • edited April 2011
    i like how there's only a few of us that actually post regularly in this thread
  • edited April 2011
    Remolay wrote: »
    Blast controls to outer space now

    So THAT'S what that line said.


    Anyways, did anyone else watch Thor yet? I hope Captain America is that good too.
  • edited April 2011
    RE: Space Sphere

    Everything that has ever been said to you up to this point has been a lie.
    In fact space itself is a lie.
    You are a lie.

    Therefore its pointless for you to keep on living.

    Have a nice daaaay.....
  • edited April 2011
    RE: Space Sphere

    Everything that has ever been said to you up to this point has been a lie.
    In fact space itself is a lie.
    You are a lie.

    Therefore its pointless for you to keep on living.

    Have a nice daaaay.....

    You're a meanie who has no friends in space.
  • edited April 2011
    Icedhope wrote: »
    Hold on I'm going to try and bait the dashing.Goat

    The Dashing is a hunter. It won't simply just eat anything that's put in front of it.
  • edited April 2011
    The Dashing is a hunter. It won't simply just eat anything that's put in front of it.

    I got it.

    LOOK A NEW EPISODE OF BACK TO THE FUTURE THE GAME!!! IT HAS NO GAMEPlAY SYNOPSIS!!!!!


    There. That should do it.
  • edited April 2011
    Beginning my PhD applications today.
  • edited April 2011
    Gman5852 wrote: »
    I got it.

    LOOK A NEW EPISODE OF BACK TO THE FUTURE THE GAME!!! IT HAS NO GAMEPlAY SYNOPSIS!!!!!


    There. That should do it.

    You know what, you should go and write an intelligent and thoughtful review of BttF with a completely opposite viewpoint to what Dashing's would probably be. He will then feel compelled to set you straight.

    This is the only way. You have been given your task, Gman...go forth and do me proud. You're our only hope.
  • edited April 2011
    You're our only hope.

    Are you sure? After all... There is another.....
  • edited April 2011
    Well universities I've covered today: Cornell, Columbia, Harvard, Princeton, Rice, Duke, Northa Carolina, Berkeley. Unfortunately they can't really be completed until August, but that just gives me time to apply to even more schools.
  • edited April 2011
    You know what, you should go and write an intelligent and thoughtful review of BttF with a completely opposite viewpoint to what Dashing's would probably be. He will then feel compelled to set you straight.

    This is the only way. You have been given your task, Gman...go forth and do me proud. You're our only hope.

    I will do well. *heads the wrong way*
  • edited April 2011
    splash1 wrote: »
    Are you sure? After all... There is another.....

    Oh brilliant! A volunteer! I do love volunteers.
  • edited April 2011
    Oh brilliant! A volunteer! I do love volunteers.

    Yay! What do I get to do? Blow stuff up? Break stuff? What? What?
  • edited April 2011
    splash1 wrote: »
    Yay! What do I get to do? Blow stuff up? Break stuff? What? What?

    You get to have the amazing opportunity of delivering a certain package which may or may not contain a large number of rubber bands. Sure it doesn't sound exciting at first glance, but it is a vital part of our plan. Also, you can rest assured that you will probably have to battle ninjas, robots, and probably killer rabbits, too on your journey, so there's that.

    The details of this mission, should you choose to accept it, will be hidden under the the fifth seat in the first row of the theater showing Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil in 3D...yes, that theater...at precisely fourteen hundred hours the day after your response.

    Good luck. You'll probably need it.
  • edited April 2011
    You get to have the amazing opportunity of delivering a certain package which may or may not contain a large number of rubber bands. Sure it doesn't sound exciting at first glance, but it is a vital part of our plan. Also, you can rest assured that you will probably have to battle ninjas, robots, and probably killer rabbits, too on your journey, so there's that.

    The details of this mission, should you choose to accept it, will be hidden under the the fifth seat in the first row of the theater showing Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil in 3D...yes, that theater...at precisely fourteen hundred hours the day after your response.

    Good luck. You'll probably need it.

    You forgot he must buy the popcorn since we accidently had gotten buttery DNA from him.
  • edited April 2011
    Gman5852 wrote: »
    You forgot he must buy the popcorn since we accidently had gotten buttery DNA from him.

    So I did. Those samples do keep on getting mixed up, don't they? No matter, another small expense on the part of Splash here is totally worth my plans coming together. Totally.
  • edited April 2011
    You get to have the amazing opportunity of delivering a certain package which may or may not contain a large number of rubber bands. Sure it doesn't sound exciting at first glance, but it is a vital part of our plan. Also, you can rest assured that you will probably have to battle ninjas, robots, and probably killer rabbits, too on your journey, so there's that.

    The details of this mission, should you choose to accept it, will be hidden under the the fifth seat in the first row of the theater showing Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil in 3D...yes, that theater...at precisely fourteen hundred hours the day after your response.

    Good luck. You'll probably need it.

    So will I get an electric cattle prod during this adventure? I lost my flamethrower soo I'm weaponless, I also ask that the "part" you take from me comes my nails. My hair and skin are rare and cannot be removed. Also, will I face hobos? These volunteer things always end with me battling thousands of evil blood crazed homeless people. I CAN STILL SMELL THE CHEAP WINE FROM LAST TIME!!!

    Okay I'm off!
  • edited April 2011
    splash1 wrote: »
    So will I get an electric cattle prod during this adventure? I lost my flamethrower soo I'm weaponless, I also ask that the "part" you take from me comes my nails. My hair and skin are rare and cannot be removed. Also, will I face hobos? These volunteer things always end with me battling thousands of evil blood crazed homeless people. I CAN STILL SMELL THE CHEAP WINE FROM LAST TIME!!!

    Okay I'm off!

    Clever. You are talking in code.

    Yes the canadians will be german, but you must play onward. Remember that if all else fails, you DS has a bazooka feature built in.
  • edited April 2011
    Someone on another forum made a thread asking what people favourite metal stuff was.

    Funnily enough most of the stuff I liked wouldn't normally considered to be Metal.

    (At least these days....)

    EDIT:
    Here's my list:

    Megadeth
    Slayer
    AC/DC
    Dio
    Buckethead
    Joe Satriani
    Iron Maiden
    Blue Oyster Cult (Fire of Unknown Origins has to be one of the best albums ever made!)
    Alestorm
    Motorhead
    Early Gun's and Roses (good listening, but not a huge fan)
    Rush
    Chrome Division
    Hammerfall
    Powerglove
    Meat Loaf
    Rammstein
    Deep Purple
    Tenacious D
  • edited April 2011
    Gman5852 wrote: »
    Clever. You are talking in code.

    Yes the canadians will be german, but you must play onward. Remember that if all else fails, you DS has a bazooka feature built in.

    I have full confidence that I will die holding the complete series of LOST. May my DSooka not run out by sundown..
  • edited April 2011
    splash1 wrote: »
    So will I get an electric cattle prod during this adventure? I lost my flamethrower soo I'm weaponless, I also ask that the "part" you take from me comes my nails. My hair and skin are rare and cannot be removed. Also, will I face hobos? These volunteer things always end with me battling thousands of evil blood crazed homeless people. I CAN STILL SMELL THE CHEAP WINE FROM LAST TIME!!!

    Okay I'm off!

    Any weapons that you provide yourself are permissible. What? You want me to provide you with weapons? I'm not made of money here! Do you have any idea how expensive that package will be? Almost twenty-four dollars! We've got a budget to keep to, you know.

    Also, scouts report minimal hobo activity, but you should definitely be prepared in case this was an incorrect forecast. I suggest bringing the cheap wine yourself as a distraction tool. Remember, discretion is the better part of valor.

    I'm glad you have accepted this mission. You should receive your instructions shortly...at least as soon as my squirrel minions figure out how to pay for a theater ticket...
  • edited April 2011
    Any weapons that you provide yourself are permissible. What? You want me to provide you with weapons? I'm not made of money here! Do you have any idea how expensive that package will be? Almost twenty-four dollars! We've got a budget to keep to, you know.

    Also, scouts report minimal hobo activity, but you should definitely be prepared in case this was an incorrect forecast. I suggest bringing the cheap wine yourself as a distraction tool. Remember, discretion is the better part of valor.

    I'm glad you have accepted this mission. You should receive your instructions shortly...at least as soon as my squirrel minions figure out how to pay for a theater ticket...

    You organizations and your stupid budgets, I need a weapon, you need me to deliver the package,.. Sheesh do you expect me to keep up with all the danger when I don't have any defence?
    There needs to be a change in command soon :|.

    I'm not very discreet when it comes to hobos, I shoot first, and don't give a flip if I ask questions. However, I will buy the cheap wine. For science.

    Your squirrel minions have money to buy a 20$ ticket and you can't get me a cattle prod? BOOOOOO!
  • edited April 2011
    splash1 wrote: »
    You organizations and your stupid budgets, I need a weapon, you need me to deliver the package,.. Sheesh do you expect me to keep up with all the danger when I don't have any defence?
    There needs to be a change in command soon :|.

    I'm not very discreet when it comes to hobos, I shoot first, and don't give a flip if I ask questions. However, I will buy the cheap wine. For science.

    Your squirrel minions have money to buy a 20$ ticket and you can't get me a cattle prod? BOOOOOO!

    Take it up with my superiors. They're the ones who set the budget. Though I suppose I might be able to move some numbers around and maybe get you a bug zapper. Just because I'm that nice. Remember me in the next series of elections!

    chrcoal_companion_amazing_bug_zapper.jpg

    Also, if my squirrel minions don't get a ticket how can they possibly deliver your instructions to you? What would you rather me do? PM them to you or something? Sheesh.
  • edited April 2011
    Remember me in the next series of elections!

    chrcoal_companion_amazing_bug_zapper.jpg

    Also, if my squirrel minions don't get a ticket how can they possibly deliver your instructions to you? What would you rather me do? PM them to you or something? Sheesh.

    Eh, it'll have to do. Only I'm voting half, not giving you my entire vote.

    Oh alright, just hurry and up with the tickets. I think the movie starts soon.
  • edited April 2011
    splash1 wrote: »
    Eh, it'll have to do. Only I'm voting half, not giving you my entire vote.

    Oh alright, just hurry and up with the tickets. I think the movie starts soon.

    8883_amc_loews_discount_movie_tickets.jpg

    Okay. Here we go!
  • edited April 2011
    8883_amc_loews_discount_movie_tickets.jpg

    Okay. Here we go!

    Great, I'll go pirate those now!I'll head right down to that theater and look for instructions under the seat.

    EDIT: Is it the 4th seat or the 5th? I looked under both and there was a secret candy wrapper under one and an odd suspicious looking paper in other. Which should I burn?
  • edited April 2011
    splash1 wrote: »
    Great, I'll go pirate those now!I'll head right down to that theater and look for instructions under the seat.

    EDIT: Is it the 4th seat or the 5th? I looked under both and there was a secret candy wrapper under one and an odd suspicious looking paper in other. Which should I burn?

    The one that talks about the german cats.
  • edited April 2011
    splash1 wrote: »
    Great, I'll go pirate those now!I'll head right down to that theater and look for instructions under the seat.

    EDIT: Is it the 4th seat or the 5th? I looked under both and there was a secret candy wrapper under one and an odd suspicious looking paper in other. Which should I burn?

    Ermm...uh...let me check with my minions...


    Okay, I'm back. Which one is labeled Top Secret Dashing Plan? Don't burn that one. Well, actually, do burn it, but only after you've read and memorized the contents.
  • edited April 2011
    Gman5852 wrote: »
    The one that talks about the german cats.

    What is it with you and Germans....?
    Ermm...uh...let me check with my minions...


    Okay, I'm back. Which one is labeled Top Secret Dashing Plan? Don't burn that one. Well, actually, do burn it, but only after you've read and memorized the contents.

    The candy bar, no wait, the paper... Um, they both do? Dashing has a chocolate bar industry in secret!!!!

    I'll try those later >_> the suspicious paper is mine, I'll deliver the package as soon as this scene ends and the evil eel people are gone.. Wait what?
  • edited April 2011
    doodo is dead
  • edited April 2011
    doodo! wrote: »
    doodo is dead

    Long live the age of Space Sphere!
  • edited April 2011
    splash1 wrote: »
    The candy bar, no wait, the paper... Um, they both do? Dashing has a chocolate bar industry in secret!!!!

    I'll try those later >_> the suspicious paper is mine, I'll deliver the package as soon as this scene ends and the evil eel people are gone.. Wait what?

    Good, good. I knew I could count on you. I expect a full report once you've completed your mission.
    Ribs wrote: »
    Long live the age of Space Sphere!

    SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
  • edited April 2011
    As I type this; I'm very, very drunk. See how I maintain my composure under these stressful conditions?! Where's my darned medal, damn it?
  • edited April 2011
    Davies wrote: »
    As I type this; I'm very, very drunk. See how I maintain my composure under these stressful conditions?! Where's my medal damn it?

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    You didn't tell me what you were drinking, but here you go.
  • edited April 2011
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    You didn't tell me what you were drinking, but here you go.

    Don't I get a medal? I'm the one fighting off hobos and bunnies and hobo ninja bunnies!
  • edited April 2011
    splash1 wrote: »
    Don't I get a medal? I'm the one fighting off hobos and bunnies and hobo ninja bunnies!

    Sure. Here you go:

    Zinc-Alloy-Gold-Medal-Without-Lanyard-for-Fencing.jpg

    I couldn't find one with a bug zapper, but I figured this was good enough. Let it not be said that I do not treat my minions--I mean--valued employees well.
  • edited April 2011
    Sure. Here you go:

    Zinc-Alloy-Gold-Medal-Without-Lanyard-for-Fencing.jpg

    I couldn't find one with a bug zapper, but I figured this was good enough. Let it not be said that I do not treat my minions--I mean--valued employees well.

    I feel better that I'm getting a medal *reads back* that was made-in-china.... Well I can die as a hero now!
  • edited April 2011
    splash1 wrote: »
    I feel better that I'm getting a medal *reads back* that was made-in-china.... Well I can die as a hero now!

    Hey! One of my best friends was made in China!

    Wait...
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