I'm going to pretend to forget I read this and just move along.
Yeah, but you know it's more like you're Comrade Gimp. It's like if someone took a huge bite out of a sausage at IHOP but left the tip. In between Comrade Mortis's order of sizzling hot pancakes. You keep trying to pull your sausage out and she keeps pulling it in. In and out. In and out. Then someone hits the syrup bottle and it erupts all over her pancakes. Then they get all sticky. No, your syrup bottle would probably be empty.
Yeah, but you know it's more like you're Comrade Gimp. It's like if someone took a huge bite out of a sausage at IHOP but left the tip. In between Comrade Mortis's order of sizzling hot pancakes. You keep trying to pull your sausage out and she keeps pulling it in. In and out. In and out. Then someone hits the syrup bottle and it erupts all over her pancakes. Then they get all sticky. No, your syrup bottle would probably be empty.
Map of Kansas kinda looks like canvas: flat as a...
I'll get my coat.
It's not just the map that makes Kansas look flat (as a pancake). I've driven through Kansas before and... hoo boy even a topographical map wouldn't do it justice.
My sister's husband has family in Kansas. He says that he can stand on top of their barn and see the town that's 20 miles away.
It's not just the map that makes Kansas look flat (as a pancake). I've driven through Kansas before and... hoo boy even a topographical map wouldn't do it justice.
My sister's husband has family in Kansas. He says that he can stand on top of their barn and see the town that's 20 miles away.
Why would anyone live in that desolate, boring fuckhole?
Why would anyone live in that desolate, boring fuckhole?
I suspect it's because it's good farmland; because the people are nice; and also because that Google Maps image was probably taken in winter, and is out in the middle of nowhere where obviously no one does live within viewing distance of that location from that angle (that I can make out clearly.)
Just because it's flat and Google Maps takes pictures of places when the grass is brown doesn't mean people are retarded for living there.
Earthquake? in Space New Jersey? STOP TROLLING ME ECOSYSTEM
Okay, now I'm trippin', y'allz. I'm in York, PA, and I felt like the room was "wiggling", for lack of a better term, a couple minutes ago. Was that some kind of distant aftershock? It was so subtle, I thought it may have been in my head.
EDIT: Yep, not just me. Facebook has my back on this, that was an aftershock. Crazy.
Okay, now I'm trippin', y'allz. I'm in York, PA, and I felt like the room was "wiggling", for lack of a better term, a couple minutes ago. Was that some kind of distant aftershock? It was so subtle, I thought it may have been in my head.
I feel that if my Spanish book was full of pictures like this I would be inspired to learn and ace the class, I think everyone could learn spanish...oh well.
This is one of my decisive acting immature moments.
It's NEVER to early for a Vodka and Pibb, dear Pants.
The weird bit is that I wrote that.
Good man! Consider this my personal gift to you. You don't have to know Korean to get it. You just have to look at each picture as you scroll to the bottom. Enjoy!
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Yeah, but you know it's more like you're Comrade Gimp. It's like if someone took a huge bite out of a sausage at IHOP but left the tip. In between Comrade Mortis's order of sizzling hot pancakes. You keep trying to pull your sausage out and she keeps pulling it in. In and out. In and out. Then someone hits the syrup bottle and it erupts all over her pancakes. Then they get all sticky. No, your syrup bottle would probably be empty.
Huh. Deja vu.
You killed the Joker in the room.
Well, at least you got to hear something dashingly funny before you died.
This was the best post on the internet. Then you ruined it with words.
If it helps, your brain will probably thank you for it.
Tonight on Monday Night Raw!
CM Punk vs Cena for a title shot agianst Alberto Delrio.
I'll get my coat.
It's not just the map that makes Kansas look flat (as a pancake). I've driven through Kansas before and... hoo boy even a topographical map wouldn't do it justice.
My sister's husband has family in Kansas. He says that he can stand on top of their barn and see the town that's 20 miles away.
Why would anyone live in that desolate, boring fuckhole?
I suspect it's because it's good farmland; because the people are nice; and also because that Google Maps image was probably taken in winter, and is out in the middle of nowhere where obviously no one does live within viewing distance of that location from that angle (that I can make out clearly.)
Just because it's flat and Google Maps takes pictures of places when the grass is brown doesn't mean people are retarded for living there.
Okay, now I'm trippin', y'allz. I'm in York, PA, and I felt like the room was "wiggling", for lack of a better term, a couple minutes ago. Was that some kind of distant aftershock? It was so subtle, I thought it may have been in my head.
EDIT: Yep, not just me. Facebook has my back on this, that was an aftershock. Crazy.
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsus/Quakes/at00lqe6x3.php
I make it a rule not to read or watch ANY of Miller's work if I can help it.
Let's face it, the man hasn't had the greatest track record with comic book movies.
Wait - does this mean The Long Halloween is next? If so, squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Case in Point: The Dark Knight Strikes Again.
You're late to the party, Davies.
YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!
hehe..
I feel that if my Spanish book was full of pictures like this I would be inspired to learn and ace the class, I think everyone could learn spanish...oh well.
This is one of my decisive acting immature moments.
Also: All Star Batman.
The weird bit is that I wrote that.
Good man! Consider this my personal gift to you. You don't have to know Korean to get it. You just have to look at each picture as you scroll to the bottom. Enjoy!
Welcome to the life of a Southern Californian. And a Northern Californian as well, come to think of it. Probably the Central Californians too.
You've now had the California experience. Congrats!
I was expecting more questionable pills and powders. Disappointing.
I think one of these makes you completely forget the experience, and the other one gives you some sort of insight into how earthquakes originate.
Sadly...I can't remember which one is which.