The "whatever's on your mind" thread

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  • edited October 2011
    Davies wrote: »
    Hehe.. I've got a scam going on! I'd like to spill the beans but that would spoil the fun.

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  • edited October 2011
    Everywhere else in the US (except possibly New York) is pretty boring because everyone follows the rules and nobody creates spontaneous new speed limits at 80 mph.

    Biggest problem is when the 80 mph traffic hits the 5 mph traffic, except for the motorcycles, which don't feel they have to slow down just because everyone else is at a standstill.
  • edited October 2011
    coolsome wrote: »
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    Cancel the scam, cancel the scam!
  • edited October 2011
    Your age divided by 2 plus seven.
  • edited October 2011
    DAISHI wrote: »
    Your age divided by 2 plus seven.


    Wait Im 22 so 9!?
  • edited October 2011
    No, 22 divided by 2 is 11. Plus 7 gives you 18.

    Unless the parentheses were different. Then you'd get 22 divided by 9 and that would be something that I really don't want to calculate in my head just now.

    I just realized that I have absolutely no idea what's going on.
  • edited October 2011
    Wait, I think I missed something. What is this for?
  • edited October 2011
    Wait, I think I missed something. What is this for?

    I have no idea whatsoever.
  • puzzleboxpuzzlebox Telltale Alumni
    edited October 2011
    It's supposed to be the "rule" for the youngest age you can reasonably date. I think it's bollocks, because my number is way, WAY too young.
  • edited October 2011
    puzzlebox wrote: »
    It's supposed to be the "rule" for the youngest age you can reasonably date. I think it's bollocks, because my number is way, WAY too young.

    In that case, I'm extremely glad that the age it comes up for me is at least legal. A week ago, I would have gotten 17.5 as my answer and would have been subsequently hauled off to prison for pedophilia or something.
  • edited October 2011
    On the other hand, if you lived here, that number would be totally legal. If I remember right, there are more states have 17 as the age of consent than there are those that have it at 18. Everyone just thinks it's 18 everywhere because it's 18 in California, so that's what we see on TV. But you live in California, so yeah, that number would land your ass in the pokey.
  • edited October 2011
    On the other hand, if you lived here, that number would be totally legal. If I remember right, there are more states have 17 as the age of consent than there are those that have it at 18. Everyone just thinks it's 18 everywhere because it's 18 in California, so that's what we see on TV. But you live in California, so yeah, that number would land your ass in the pokey.

    I always thought that law was sorta screwy. I mean, you can have a sixteen and a seventeen year old having all the sex they want, but a seventeen and an eighteen year old? Someone's going to jail.
  • edited October 2011
    As far as I know, there's some sort of limitation on that, like as long as the couple is within three years of each other, it's okay. Even lawmakers realize it would be idiotic for one of two seventeen year olds in a sexual relationship to have a birthday and it suddenly becomes illegal.
  • edited October 2011
    As far as I know, there's some sort of limitation on that, like as long as the couple is within three years of each other, it's okay. Even lawmakers realize it would be idiotic for one of two seventeen year olds in a sexual relationship to have a birthday and it suddenly becomes illegal.

    I just sorta built a fence around Torah with that rule and remained single.

    That's a pretty good excuse for not having a high school romance story, right?
  • edited October 2011
    Not going to lie. I am royally f*cked.
  • edited October 2011
    that number would land your ass in the pokey.
    What a weird and yet completely hilarious nickname for jail.

    I'm still laughing.
  • edited October 2011
    Also, thank God for 17 as the age of limitation.
  • edited October 2011
    I'm 33 and married. So it's no nevermind to me, really.
  • puzzleboxpuzzlebox Telltale Alumni
    edited October 2011
    so yeah, that number would land your ass in the pokey.

    Given the current topic of conversation, I find this phrase hilarious.
  • edited October 2011
    puzzlebox wrote: »
    Given the current topic of conversation, I find this phrase hilarious.

    I aim to please. :D
  • edited October 2011
    16 here in the UK.
    18 for marriage.

    Not that it ever mattered to me personally....
    (Or ever will... 17 was my answer btw...)
  • edited October 2011
    Someone Tell me what happened last night.
  • edited October 2011
    If this is called an "english muffin" in America:
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    What is this called in England?:
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  • edited October 2011
    DAISHI wrote: »
    Someone Tell me what happened last night.

    By this, I assume you mean for us to tell you "what happened [to you] last night."


    Well, if this is any indication...
    DAISHI wrote: »
    Not going to lie. I am royally f*cked.
    DAISHI wrote: »
    Also, thank God for 17 as the age of limitation.
    It sounds like you were doing something you ought not to be doing, even if you (technically) got away with it.
  • edited October 2011
    Well, the second statement was more of a joke. The first one, not much. We celebrated the Rangers win a little hard last night.

    The youngest girl I've dated at my current age is 18 :P
  • edited October 2011
    *headdesk* I can't seem to stop myself from buying DLC even when I'm broke. *headdesk*
  • edited October 2011
    I've named my fists Malachy O'Moore and Christian O'Conarchy.
  • edited October 2011
    Oh hey, 17.5 is totally fine where I am. I've never had sex with anyone under 18, personally, and frankly I don't think I will, but hey The Rule and the law totally say I can if I want, as long as they've got six months or less until 18.
  • edited October 2011
    This honky grandma be trippin.
  • edited October 2011
    Oh hey, 17.5 is totally fine where I am. I've never had sex with anyone under 18, personally, and frankly I don't think I will, but hey The Rule and the law totally say I can if I want, as long as they've got six months or less until 18.

    hmm... let me see.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_North_America#Oklahoma
    Oklahoma

    The age of consent in Oklahoma is 16.

    §21-1111. Rape defined. A. Rape is an act of sexual intercourse
    involving vaginal or anal penetration accomplished with a male or female who is not the spouse of the perpetrator and who may be of the same or the opposite sex as the perpetrator
    under any of the following circumstances: 1. Where the victim is under sixteen (16) years of age...

    There exists, however, a close in age exemption:

    §21‑1112. Age limitation on conviction for rape.

    No person can be convicted of rape
    or rape by instrumentation on account of an act of sexual intercourse
    with anyone over the age of fourteen (14) years, with his or her consent, unless such person was over the age of eighteen (18) years at the time of such act.
    lol wut? wow, I didn't know that.
  • edited October 2011
    "Dear Liz Lemon: While other women have bigger boobs than you, no other woman has as big a heart. When I saw you getting ready to go out and get nailed by a bunch of guys last night, I knew for sure it was over between us, and for the first time since the '86 World Series, I cried... I cried like a big, dumb homo. And if it was up to me, we'd be together forever. But there's a new thing called "women's liberation", which gives you women the right to choose and you have chosen to abort me, and that I must live with. So tonight, when you arrive home, I'll be gone. I officially renounce my squatter's rights. "
  • edited October 2011
    So, Telltale, are you having a Halloween Art Contest this year?
  • edited October 2011
    Arkham city: Obtained
  • edited October 2011
    Here's a new Retro special:

    Curry Mince and Pasta.

    1. Get mince.
    2. Brown mince in wok/frying pan
    3. Put in bowl, (may need to drain fat first)
    4. Add curry paste and some tomato puree
    (2 VITAL ingredients to have around the house!)
    5. Cook pasta
    6. Add pasta to bowl and mix.

    Add some boiled/steamed veg in there as well if you want it to go a bit further.
    (Things I feel go well: Sweet Potato, Butternut Squash, Courgettes, Carrots, Onions, Leeks, Peas)
  • edited October 2011
    I delight in the fact that my workplace, who proudly uses high quality ingredients, often organic, gets samosas from a vendor who proudly goes out of their way to make them out of wonder bread.
  • edited October 2011
    DAISHI wrote: »
    I've named my fists Malachy O'Moore and Christian O'Conarchy.

    You call those fist names!?
    16 here in the UK.

    Seventeen here in N. Ireland. Why you'd wanna sleep with anyone that young is beyond me, instead of pillow talk you'd be subjected to Rhianna over some tinny mobile phone speakers. There'd be updates on Facebook during foreplay.

    Godammit I really do think i'm old before my time.
  • edited October 2011
    I am me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • edited October 2011
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    THE CAKE HAS A FLY!

    ...That is all.
  • edited October 2011
    Klatuu wrote: »
    So, Telltale, are you having a Halloween Art Contest this year?

    The mods were wondering the same thing, and here's the answer we got.
    Hey guys -

    As of right now, it doesn't look like we'll be doing the official Halloween contest this year.

    As we're heads down in Jurassic Park, Law & Order, and Back to the Future efforts (and fan submitted work is not something we're focusing on with our Universal projects) the general Halloween art contest would be a bit hairy to pull off.
  • edited October 2011
    It looks like they have completely dropped the LA from the Law and Order title.
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