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Monkey Island Caption Contest #21: Holy Captions, Batman!

apenpaapapenpaap
edited July 2010 in Tales of Monkey Island
Welcome to the twenty-first Monkey Island Caption Contest. Before we start, let's take a look at
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Monkeybutton wrote: »
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'An' you zey zose are "natural" hmmm? Riiighttt. Come now Miss Le Flay - even Madame Croft admits she 'as 'ad a leetle of ze "work" done. Oo is your Surgeon?'
Friar wrote: »
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Wonka/GB: "I told you not to eat that gum! You're turning Violet, Violet!" *cue Oompah-Loompah song*!

Congratulations! You both get a suit made of frogs!
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Or um... Maybe not.

The Hall of Fame:
Secret Fawful x4
puzzlebox x4
Hayden x4
StarEye x3 + 1 Glory Everlasting!
hplikelike x3
Thriftweed Fancy Pants x2
SilverWolfPet x2
Jen Kollic x2
prizna x2
FitzoliverJ x2
Friar x2
skitty85 x1
TomPravetz x1
Trenchfoot x1
MaxFan x1
Nosehair x1
CaptnDan x1
Hassat Hunter x1
Dadel x1
Some Manner Of... x1
Monkeybutton x1

PM me if you have a picture for the next caption contest. May be fanart too, as long as it's your own.

Comments

  • apenpaapapenpaap
    edited July 2010
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  • OzzieMonkeyOzzieMonkey
    edited July 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    Pic 1:
    McGillicutty:Goodbye,poor pyrite, I hardly knew thee.
    Parrot/seaturtle: Squawk* It's me, Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate.

    Pic 2:
    Commentator: Elaine throws the Javelin across the field, and she clears first place! This is even better than the spitting contest on Booty Island!

    Elaine: Now, you're not going to stuff up and bring Lechuck back to life again, are you? C'mon, speak up! What do you have to say for yourself?

    Guybrush: (dialogue options)

    Ow!
    Yes, plunder bunny
    I wanna be a pirate!
  • TrenchfootTrenchfoot
    edited July 2010
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    The Matrix: The Monkey Island Chronichles

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    This is what happens to your eyes when you play too much "Lucasarts' Mighty Turtle Adventures".
  • SilverwolfpetSilverwolfpet
    edited July 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    Balet, Monkey Island style.
    *cue the Swan Lake theme*
  • OzzieMonkeyOzzieMonkey
    edited July 2010
    Silverwolfpet wrote: »
    Balet, Monkey Island style.
    *cue the Swan Lake theme*

    haha, brill.
  • Secret FawfulSecret Fawful
    edited July 2010
    WHAT IF MONKEY ISLAND CHARACTERS ACTED LIKE ANIME CHARACTERS


    Elaine [From inside the giant monkey robot]: Guybrush....where the HELL is your wedding ring?
    Guybrush: I can explain!

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    [FLASHBACK]

    MacGullicuty:     What's this on the floor of that dweeb Threepwand's ship? It's the legendary magical diamond ring that powers this sea turtle artifact and transforms it into a giant talking robotic pirate machine gun! This really is my lucky day!


    Elaine[jumping out of the robot and sliding across the ground, fists clenched, action lines flying around her]:

    GUYBRUSH!

    CLENCH!

    YOUR!

    TEETH!!!!


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    SONIC BOOM
  • HaydenHayden
    edited July 2010
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    Commentator: "And with the... er... support of his wife Elaine, Guybrush beats the previous Tri-Island High Jump Record!"
  • SpadgeSpadge
    edited July 2010
    1. Made in Singapore? This can't be right!
    2. Welcome to the Annual Melee Island™ Spouse-throwing Competition!
  • jeeno0142jeeno0142
    edited July 2010
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    McGullicuty: Ooooh! Shiny!
  • corruptbigginscorruptbiggins
    edited July 2010
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    Turtle....Mast....Turtle....Mast....Turtle...

    Arrggh I don't know which to choose!
  • priznaprizna
    edited July 2010
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    McGullicuty: Yes!! I did it, I found the last golden ticket!! I hope I get to see an oompa loompa
  • Purple TentaclePurple Tentacle
    edited July 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    Huh...I'm surprised no one else has said it yet but...

    "FALCON PUUUUUNCH!!!"
  • Captain MickeyCaptain Mickey
    edited July 2010
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    McGillicuty: Elaine! I choose you! Use Super Punch on Wild Guybrush!

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    ....It's Super Effective!
  • coolsomecoolsome
    edited July 2010
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    fake!? CURSE YOU YE-BAY!!

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    don't worry Elane grey hairs very becoming...AAHHHHH
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited July 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    What is this I don't even...
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    The newest event in the Tri-Island-Lympics, the Pirate toss.
    Unfortunately, the only pirate we could get to volunteer was the Self proclaimed "Mighty" Pirate. Valdrush Thriftstore
  • HaydenHayden
    edited July 2010
    Sailorcuteness wrote: »
    fake!? CURSE YOU YE-BAY!!

    My favourite one yet. Ye Bay needs to be referenced more.
  • Edward VanHelgenEdward VanHelgen
    edited July 2010
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  • MonkeyManiaMonkeyMania
    edited July 2010
    Edward VanHelgen wrote: »
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    How is that possible? The shadows.... *brain explodes*
  • apenpaapapenpaap
    edited July 2010
    Contest 21 says goodbye. Contest 22 says hello.
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