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Monkey Island Caption Contest #25: MONKEYS! Monkeys, monkeys everywhere!

apenpaapapenpaap
edited July 2010 in Tales of Monkey Island
Don't listen to what Dr. Mario says, he's not a real doctor. With that piece of advice, we start the twenty-fifth caqption contest. This is the part where we take a look at
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Friar wrote: »
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Guybrush's sexchange operation was a resounding success. From now on, she shall be known as Galblush Threepwood, mighty masseuse!
GuruGuru214 wrote: »
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Winslow: Mwahahaha! Mwhahahahahahaha! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Guybrush: You all right over there, Mr. Winslow?

Winslow: Just something stuck in my throat, sir. Mwahahaha...

And the photoshop prize goes to:
MonkeyMania wrote: »
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Congratulations! You all get:
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An instant cure for chicken phobia!

The Hall of Fame:
Hayden x6 + 1 Glory Everlasting!
Secret Fawful x4
puzzlebox x4
Friar x4
StarEye x3 + 1 Glory Everlasting!
hplikelike x3
SilverWolfPet x3
Thriftweed Fancy Pants x2
Jen Kollic x2
prizna x2
FitzoliverJ x2
Edward VanHelgen x2
skitty85 x1
TomPravetz x1
Trenchfoot x1
MaxFan x1
Nosehair x1
CaptnDan x1
Hassat Hunter x1
Dadel x1
Some Manner Of... x1
Monkeybutton x1
Sailorcuteness x1
GuruGuru214 x1
MonkeyMania x1

PM me if you have a picture for the next caption contest. May be fanart too, as long as it's your own.

Comments

  • apenpaapapenpaap
    edited July 2010
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  • nemesis1221nemesis1221
    edited July 2010
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    guybrush having a batle whit his grandfather for a banana...

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    here we can see the efects of the new drink of club 41, now morgan is seeing guybrush everywhere...
  • The HighwayThe Highway
    edited July 2010
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    And here we see the Morgan LeFlay in it's natural habitat, preparing for the kill, sword at the ready, pounce position initiated... and... OHHH GOD, SHE'S POINTING AT THE CAMERA MAN! RUN AWAY, FLEE MEN, FLEEEEEE!!!

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    Guybrush: Who the hell designed this game? The f&$#ing TREES are a higher resolution than me! Curse you, trees!
  • tabstistabstis
    edited July 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    Morgan agreed to get down on one condition - she would immediately be supplied with a 'I thought the Swordmaster and all I got was this stupid T-shirt' t-shirt.

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    Once again, Mandahaya screamed at the top of her voice. It was 5am.
  • Ghost82Ghost82
    edited July 2010
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    YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKES, THERE'S A FU***** ROACH RIGHT THERE!!!!
  • HaydenHayden
    edited July 2010
    I apologize for my poor image editing.

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  • Ghost82Ghost82
    edited July 2010
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    rock - paper - scissors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited July 2010
    Ghost82 wrote: »
    rock - paper - fountain pen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Fix'd.
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited July 2010
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    1000 years ago, superstition and the sword ruled. It was a time of darkness, it was a world of fear. Now, here in Flotsam, the spell is broken, and we live again!
    We are defenders of the night! We are Gargoyles!
    apenpaap wrote: »
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    How do you beat a "Charging Chimp"?
    Take away his credit card!
  • Edward VanHelgenEdward VanHelgen
    edited July 2010
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    Monkey: Marcoooo...

    Poooolooooooo
  • FitzoliverJFitzoliverJ
    edited July 2010
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    OK, so whoever wins, takes on Skunkape, right?
  • nemesis1221nemesis1221
    edited July 2010
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  • TrenchfootTrenchfoot
    edited July 2010
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    Morgan auditioning for a replacement for Steve Irwin in "The Crocodile Hunter".

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    Guybrush: Wait a minute. How did you said we played this game again?

    Monkey: It's very simple. Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vapourizes rock and rock crushes scissors.

    Guybrush: Ok, I think I got it.

    Both: Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock!
  • Lennie MelvinLennie Melvin
    edited July 2010
    YAY Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock! :D:D:D:D:D
  • nemesis1221nemesis1221
    edited July 2010
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    guybrush singing:
    hoo... theres... a... hunter in the bullseye, i think shes really mad,
    she sold me to desinge, and alredy cut mi hand.

    morgan: guybrush! stop singing! im sorry, but stop singing!

    guybrush:
    hooo... theres a...
  • HaydenHayden
    edited July 2010
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  • Captain MickeyCaptain Mickey
    edited July 2010
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    Morgan: Honestly Guybrush, I don't get it why people say I look like a monkey! I don't even act like one!
    Guybrush: Well...
  • GuruGuru214GuruGuru214
    edited July 2010
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    Morgan: Guybrush, I know you use some unusual means to achieve your goals, but what possible reason could you have had for smearing glue on the crocodile?

    Guybrush: Use...camera...with...Morgan.

    Morgan: What?! No!
  • allaboardfilmsallaboardfilms
    edited July 2010
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    Try as he might, Guybrush knew he would never win this game of "got your nose" with the monkey, who'd already won this round....
  • HaydenHayden
    edited July 2010
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    Narrator:     "Guybrush and his monkey friend heard danger coming. Their only course of action was to shape their bodies in an attempt to blend in with the palm trees..."
  • GuruGuru214GuruGuru214
    edited July 2010
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    Sadly, this was not the strangest thing Guybrush Threepwood had done with a monkey.
  • StarEyeStarEye
    edited July 2010
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    Aaaaaand the prize for BEST ANCIENT GREEK STATUE LOOKALIKE iiiiiis.... GUYBRUSH!

    (seriously, folks, this year's competition must be one of the worst we've ever had)
  • HaydenHayden
    edited July 2010
    StarEye wrote: »
    (seriously, folks, this year's competition must be one of the worst we've ever had)

    I wonder if the same can be said about the caption contest :D... Kidding, some of the entries are quite good.
  • Edward VanHelgenEdward VanHelgen
    edited July 2010
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    Soon, police arrested the man and his monkey.

    Witnesses said the strange duo also utilized some bizarre words during the fight - something like Hoop and Chi.
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited July 2010
    Trenchfoot wrote: »
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    Guybrush: Wait a minute. How did you said we played this game again?

    Monkey: It's very simple. Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vapourizes rock and rock crushes scissors.

    Guybrush: Ok, I think I got it.

    Both: Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock!

    You win in my book. and to those who dont get it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kov2G0GouBw
  • HaydenHayden
    edited July 2010
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    Recruiting for Guybrush's cheerleader squad wasn't quite as successful as he'd hoped.
  • apenpaapapenpaap
    edited July 2010
    It's over!
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