Scenes We'd Like To See: Forum Edition

edited April 2011 in Forum Games
If anyone's seen Mock the Week you'd know about Scenes We'd Like To See. If for some reason you haven't seen it here's an example (warning: some of the jokes are a bit rude).
Well now you've seen that now on to the game, this is how the game will work here.
First Post wrote:
Things you'd never hear on a weather report

Then the next person might post.
For today's report look out the damn window

Commercials That Never Made It To Air

And then the next person has to continue so the first subject is,
Things you don't want to hear on an elevator.
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Comments

  • edited July 2010
    Thank you for using this elevator to go all the way from the top floor to the bottom, cyanide will be provided in case that form of death is preffered.

    Unexpected signs to see on the wall of your kitchen
  • edited July 2010
    Don't look now but I think you just cut your finger off.

    Things Max would never say.
  • edited July 2010
    fine ill leave my gun at the office

    Things you never want to see while flying in a plane

    PS this is also similar to whose line is it anyways' scenes from a hat
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVW_hLn0cys
  • edited July 2010
    Flight attendant asking random passengers "Can you fly a plane?" and all saying no.

    Superhero you don't want to see on your block.
  • edited July 2010
    hi im i hate everyone man

    thing you dont say to an alien
  • edited July 2010
    Yes, I'll be glad to take you to my leader. We've got a coalition at the moment, you know.


    Things you don't expect to hear said on "Eastenders"
  • edited July 2010
    I'm from the east!

    Things you wouldn't want to hear when you wake up.
  • edited July 2010
    The world is ending in 5 minutes.

    Things a postman might stereotype.
  • edited July 2010
    Hi I'm your new postwoman - anyone want the femail?

    Things you wouldn't want to hear your mother say
  • edited July 2010
    i hate everyone that posts

    things you do not say at a bar fight
  • edited July 2010
    dear god i think my laxitives just kicked in.

    things you can say to your car, but not your girlfriend(do not use any options found on whose line)
  • edited July 2010
    Man, do I want to go into your trunk!

    Things that you wouldn't hear in a James Bond flick.
  • edited July 2010
    Oh by the way Goldfinger, I wouldn't use the toilet for a while.

    Things you would never hear in a Telltale game
  • edited July 2010
    FIRST PERSON SHOOTER!

    Something your cat might advise you on.
  • edited July 2010
    How to convince yourself that canned brown, gelatinous fecal matter is yummy without crying.

    Coca Cola's rejected new slogan.
  • edited July 2010
    we want to destroy sprite

    things car salesmen never say
  • edited July 2010
    This car has been caught on fir- I MEAN, used!

    Things You Don't Want to Hear over the Grocery Store P.A
  • edited July 2010
    hey all items are $6,000

    thing you don't say to a ninja
  • edited July 2010
    Pirates rule you!

    The last thing you wish to hear on the radio
  • edited July 2010
    And next, we play Justin Bieber's entire album.

    Things you wouldn't want to hear at school.
  • edited July 2010
    Hey george why do you have a carot on your ear?
    Things you'd never want to hear when you are on an airplane
  • edited July 2010
    We're out of packing peanuts, gas and parachutes.

    Things you never post about.
  • edited July 2010
    *this sentence has been confiscated by the GoNPES (group of not posting embarrassing stuff*

    Franchises you wouldn't want Telltale to do
  • edited July 2010
    Girls gone wild

    Things you don't want to hear a pilot say before take-off.
  • edited July 2010
    warning the food sucks

    thing verizon never say
  • edited July 2010
    seibert999 wrote: »
    warning the food sucks

    thing verizon never say

    "Sir, calm down. I can't hear you."

    Things you don't want your doctor to say.
  • edited July 2010
    you injured everything

    thing homsar would never do
  • edited July 2010
    Construct a coherent sentence without
    the use of artifacts
    .

    Things you don't want to hear on the phone at night.
  • edited July 2010
    I see dead people


    deleted scenes from friday the 13th
  • edited July 2010
    "the morning after"

    Scrapped LA adventure games
  • edited July 2010
    Where is Carmen Sandiego LA edition : WHERE THE **** IS SHE ALREADY -WEVE BEEN ****ING EVERYWHERE????

    Things you wouldnt want to hear your vicar say
  • edited July 2010
    "This... isn't the confessions booth"

    The first line of a letter you'd like to receive
  • edited July 2010
    i will say you real user name

    thing homer Simpson never say on hot dog day
  • edited July 2010
    I can't, I'm vegan!

    Something a guy's 3rd ex-wife might hit him with.
  • edited July 2010
    His second ex-wife.

    Something you wouldn't hear a judge say.
  • edited July 2010
    OBJECTION, you honour!

    Something you don't want to find in the supermarket.
  • edited July 2010
    A rotten piece of poop that somebody ate, barfed up, ate again, pooped up, ate again, barfed back up, pooped on, than barfed on.

    An actor or actress you want to stop making movies forever.
  • edited August 2010
    Shia LeBouf

    An old classic boardgame that should have never been made...
  • edited August 2010
    "Pin the tail on your Grandma"

    The most embarrassing thing you never want to hear from a police officer

    [Just for clarity's sake: the situations we offer should allow for creative freedom and improvisation rather than questions like "who's your favourite musician". Carry on >.> :)]
  • edited August 2010
    you put a picture of my sister nude in my car
    stupid rock band names
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