Monkey Island Caption Contest #29: This is a tricky one
Hello hello hello!
Without blabla and yadayada, the winners!!
Honorable mentions:
The only thing that would make me interested in ANOTHER Star Wars related product.
Let's continue, shall we?
The new captions:
The Hall of Fame (still not alphabetically):
Hayden x8 + 1 Glory Everlasting!
Secret Fawful x4
puzzlebox x4
Friar x4
SilverWolfPet x4 (oh look, it's me! I'm awesome today!)
StarEye x3 + 1 Glory Everlasting!
hplikelike x3
Edward VanHelgen x3
Thriftweed Fancy Pants x2
Jen Kollic x2
prizna x2
FitzoliverJ x2
GuruGuru214 x2
TomPravetz x2
Cantatus x1
Polychrome x1
skitty85 x1
Trenchfoot x1
MaxFan x1
Nosehair x1
CaptnDan x1
Hassat Hunter x1
Dadel x1
Some Manner Of... x1
Monkeybutton x1
Sailorcuteness x1
MonkeyMania x1
tabstis x1
Without blabla and yadayada, the winners!!
Little known fact: After repeatedly throwing Timmy into wells, LeChuck was eventually replaced by Lassie so the television show would finally be approved by censors.
TomPravetz wrote: »
Honorable mentions:
Edward VanHelgen wrote: »
Guybrush: Muahahaha! This is your end, LeChuck!
(Presses button.)
LeChuck: What's happening?!
(Apologies for Lechuck's poorly modified hat and lack of feet.)
Congratulations!!! You all win a... *drumroll*....
LeChuck: Madre de Dios! Es el Pollo Diablo!
The only thing that would make me interested in ANOTHER Star Wars related product.
Let's continue, shall we?
The new captions:
The Hall of Fame (still not alphabetically):
Hayden x8 + 1 Glory Everlasting!
Secret Fawful x4
puzzlebox x4
Friar x4
SilverWolfPet x4 (oh look, it's me! I'm awesome today!)
StarEye x3 + 1 Glory Everlasting!
hplikelike x3
Edward VanHelgen x3
Thriftweed Fancy Pants x2
Jen Kollic x2
prizna x2
FitzoliverJ x2
GuruGuru214 x2
TomPravetz x2
Cantatus x1
Polychrome x1
skitty85 x1
Trenchfoot x1
MaxFan x1
Nosehair x1
CaptnDan x1
Hassat Hunter x1
Dadel x1
Some Manner Of... x1
Monkeybutton x1
Sailorcuteness x1
MonkeyMania x1
tabstis x1
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Carla: "OMG, LeChuck, your stylish crow just flew off of your hat! It's gone!"
Guybrush: "Hello, LucasArts hintline. Yeah, what do I do when the plants in the jungle come alive and take the form of my arch nemesis."
Woman: "Look, do you realize how often I get prank calls like this per day? Get a life, sir."
Guybrush: "Nononono, wait! I'm serious! Oh crap."
GUYBRUSH: Hello, is that Lucasarts? Yeah, we're a bit upset. You mislead us into thinking that the Special Edition of "Monkey Island 2" would be in this cool 3D animation. LeChuck's so mad, he's made a voodoo doll of your CEO.
LUCASARTS: Hey, get off the line, buddy. Some of us are trying to clear our desks here.
... I had a bit of time to kill...
Cantatus x1
CaptnDan x1
Dadel x1
Edward VanHelgen x3
FitzoliverJ x2
Friar x4
GuruGuru214 x2
Hassat Hunter x1
Hayden x8 + 1 Glory Everlasting!
hplikelike x3
Jen Kollic x2
MaxFan x1
Monkeybutton x1
MonkeyMania x1
Nosehair x1
Polychrome x1
prizna x2
puzzlebox x4
Sailorcuteness x1
Secret Fawful x4
SilverWolfPet x4 (oh look, it's me! I'm awesome today!)
skitty85 x1
Some Manner Of... x1
StarEye x3 + 1 Glory Everlasting!
tabstis x1
Thriftweed Fancy Pants x2
TomPravetz x2
Trenchfoot x1
You're welcome. And I'm a girl.
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Hello! Thank you for calling the ... Monkey Island ... help line.
To continue in English, press one.
Para continuar en espanol, paga dos.
T' sail on in pirate lingo, smash yer hook again't the phone, ya scurvy dog!
To talk to a sales representative about purchasing Monkey Island, press four.
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If you are being attacked by an undead pirate with voodoo powers, please collect the following items...
LeChuck: Arr, Threepwood! I have come to dest-
Guybrush: Eeew, can you wait a moment please, Lechuck?
Lechuck: What?
Guybrush: [to phone] Please deliver those breath mints as soon a possible. Thanks!
Guybrush and LeChuck soon found the perfect combination of voodoo magic and prank calling to get their revenge on telemarketers.
Guybrush: Hi. Is Seymour Butz there?
LeChuck: Arrgh!
Guybrush: But, lady - I DON'T HAVE A LIGHT SABER!!!
LucasArts Hint Line: Oh...well, that's ok - you can use The Force as well.
Could you go play with your dolls somewhere else, I'm on the phone...
And these are the four possible reactions to seeing a golf ball smashing a camera.
(Here is some information about the meme.)
LeChuck: Oh, there's a monkey in my po...
Crowd: Boooooooo...
LeChuck: *turns into the fire-spitting zombie pirate* SHUT UP YOU INFIDELS!
Crowd: *cheers*
*LeChuck stabs the doll. Both yell in pain.*
Guybrush: *with a weak voice* Haha... you are clearly an... amateur! Next time... try to use a shorter pin!
LeChuck: Well, Threepwood - are ya ready to get your throat slit from ear to ear? HAR HAR HAR
Guybrush: Hey, I'M TRYIN' TO USE PHONE HERE!
anyone?
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Haha! I love this! Great job. Carla with the cymbals is gold