Respond with a Telltale game quote

ryannumber1gamer

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

Remolay

Dmnkly...

Klatuu

Help me out with this here potentate, would ya? Can't understand a dang word.

Sarendor

Hey, you guys speak Pig Latin?

StrongBrush1

Sorry, I don't speak Psychotherapist.

tbm1986

I think I preferred it when it was dark.

Klatuu

Let's see how you like a taste of "Eternal Darkness", termite-brain!

supmandude85

Sever your leg, please. It's the greatest day.

StrongBrush1

If I wanted your opinion, I'd eat your brain.

Remolay

Which one of these rags smells more like chloroform to you?

Chyron8472

Your hair looks like a greasy hedgehog — unassociated with any video game license — that walked into a barber shop and said 'A little off the suck, please.'

Sarendor

The, err... Mario Brothers!

Debbie82

United we stand! Together we party!

StrongBrush1

Shape up, men, we ship out at... uh, 900 hours? Give or take?

tbm1986

Ah, cripes! There goes my morning nap.

Debbie82

I love the smell of treasure in the morning!

StrongBrush1

I thought I smelled phosphorus.

VeronicanPlay

Why does it smell like rotten marmalade?

StrongBrush1

Get me out of here! It smells like gorilla and patchouli!

Debbie82

What's this? The scent of betrayal!

Klatuu

You know, these cards actually smell like detritus?

tbm1986

Do you have to give me the jibblies every time I ask you a question?

Klatuu

There is no question you could have that I could not answer immediately. Shoot.

tbm1986

Eurgh.

Chyron8472

This reminds me of the time Flint Paper beat the snot out of that poker instructor Artie Flopshark. He was a total scammer. See, Artie was squeezing our friend Jimmy Two Teeth for money after teaching him to play some game that didn't really exist.

Klatuu

Heh. You know you're off to a good start when your opponent doesn't even know how to play.

Remolay

I only play Red cards, I mean good cards,

Klatuu

The Voodoo Lady's tarot cards? That's it? I bent the fabric of reality for a stupid fortune teller's trick?

lizbethlizard

You will just tarnish them with your mumbo-jumbo voodoo nonsense -- you have no respect for ze sciences.

ryannumber1gamer

can i have a cookie?

Debbie82

lizbethlizard wrote: »

You will just tarnish them with your mumbo-jumbo voodoo nonsense -- you have no respect for ze sciences.

Marquis, bring me the book of the manatee language or I'll give you an education on voodoo from the business end of a curse.

Remolay

First you must complete... THE THREE TRIALS!

tbm1986

I laugh at your pathetic voodoo tinkerings.

Sarendor

(Simulatneously)

Har Har Har!
Har Har Har!
Har Har Har!

(Too bad you cannot dye the text or use spaces for artistic uses.)

Debbie82

Oh yeah, well, you fight like a...

Remolay

MANATEE!

(Extras to prevent lowercase)

tredlow

Buxom bovine from the sea, oh won't you come and marry me?

Klatuu

How appropriate, you fight like a cow.

Remolay

Heheh, moo.

ryannumber1gamer

cookie?