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Lets make a sea shanty!

cinnamoncinnamon
edited March 2011 in Tales of Monkey Island
LETS MAKE A SEA SHANTY! starting with the line:
There was a pirate named Threepwood...........

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  • HaydenHayden
    edited March 2011
    ...who was ridiculed for his name...
  • SilverwolfpetSilverwolfpet
    edited March 2011
    ...He went to Melee Island...
  • KlatuuKlatuu
    edited March 2011
    ...to join the pirate game!...
  • cinnamoncinnamon
    edited March 2011
    There was a pirate named Threepwood
    Who was ridiculed for his name
    Like Thriftwind Threekwood and Sheepgood
    But he just wanted Treasure hunting fame
    He did want one other thing.....................
    That was the Governer Marley
    When he eventually met her
    He was unable to parley...........................
    Then one fatefull night when his trials were over
    Lechuck kidnapped his love across the vast sea
    Guybrush said "I must rescue her she means everything to me!"
  • HaydenHayden
    edited March 2011
    ...He took matters into his own hands,
    and found smiling, ship-dealing man...
  • cinnamoncinnamon
    edited March 2011
    determined, he found a lady of Voodoo
    Who said "Guybrush heres what you need to do"
    he got a ship from stan
    the arm waving man
    and captained a crew of three
    two useless men
    and equally useless lady.................
    When Guybrush thought all hope was lost
    he made soup in the ships galley
    which was a voodoo magic spell
    He found the isle of monkey!
  • cinnamoncinnamon
    edited March 2011
    cannibals,ghost pirates and a navigator head
    are what guybrush had to face
    then he found elaine at the alter
    with another man taking his place............
    To win his love guybrush had to defeat
    the fearsome Lechuck and sprayed root beer at him
    Neat!
    so ends the first tale, with fame, fortune and elaine by his side
    but there are many more tales
    as elaine is not yet guybrush's wife.......................

    PLEASE LEAVE COMMENTS THIS IS MY FIRST "SEA SHANTY" AAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!
  • cinnamoncinnamon
    edited March 2011
    oops! i meant to put bride not wife!
  • SilverwolfpetSilverwolfpet
    edited March 2011
    wow... I'm glad I contributed...NOT!

    what part of "LET'S make" did I miss? o.O
  • cinnamoncinnamon
    edited March 2011
    sorry,guess i just got carried away...............
  • HaydenHayden
    edited March 2011
    Okay, new shanty. We'll just do one or two lines each here I think:

    Guybrush yearned to find this treasure,
    But his destination was distant...
  • AdmonisherAdmonisher
    edited March 2011
    With the Voodoo "Suit de Leisure,"
    He could be there in an instant!
  • doodo!doodo!
    edited March 2011
    A while back when I said this forum was dieing, needed more life, this was not what I had in mind. But each to their own, I'm glad you guys are enjoying yourselves. But, if you ask me mates, 3 threads about this would be two many.
  • HaydenHayden
    edited March 2011
    doodo! wrote: »
    A while back when I said this forum was dieing, needed more life, this was not what I had in mind. But each to their own, I'm glad you guys are enjoying yourselves. But, if you ask me mates, 3 threads about this would be two many.

    That doesn't even rhyme!
  • seson3churiousseson3churious
    edited March 2011
    ...he stole a ship,
    but ran out of time...
  • doodo!doodo!
    edited March 2011
    seson3churious wrote: »
    ...he stole a ship,
    but ran out of time...

    Do the crime, do the time.
  • HaydenHayden
    edited March 2011
    Guybrush heard the guardsman say,
    as he grabbed his collar and dragged him away.

    (If a mod comes across this thread, can we please have it shifted to 'Forum Games'?)
  • doodo!doodo!
    edited March 2011
    We're sure to avoid scurvy, if we eat a Orange...
  • jeeno0142jeeno0142
    edited March 2011
    Door hinge?
  • floweroftheforestfloweroftheforest
    edited March 2011
    doodo! wrote: »
    We're sure to avoid scurvy, if we eat a Orange...

    Absolutely!
    A pirate at last!:D
  • cinnamoncinnamon
    edited March 2011
    I am the sea shanty master!:p
  • HaydenHayden
    edited March 2011
    The famous last words before disaster ^
  • cinnamoncinnamon
    edited March 2011
    I think someone should do a sea shanty for Lechucks Revenge.....Dont worry i wont join in,dont want anyone crying!:p
  • HaydenHayden
    edited March 2011
    We are emotional sissies, cinnamon's implying.
  • seson3churiousseson3churious
    edited March 2011
    let's hope that he's lying, because I have a feeling that this thread is dieing...
  • HaydenHayden
    edited March 2011
    This statement ^, s3c, is something I feel you're misapplying
    The notion of this thread's death is something I will be denying.
    ____________________
    Now for an actual shanty

    Aboard the Screaming Narwhal,
    With treasure map in hand...
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