Mr. Clayton's Farm huh?
Maybe I should pay a visit. Give my appreciation in private, if you know what I mean. ;D
The Orange Cad?! I knew you had to be close by, I could smell your stench on the farm. It kind of smelt like old tuna heads and banana peels. Hold on, I know! The rusty bin, right? You've disguised yourself as Mr. Claytons rusty bin!
EDIT: I checked, it's definitely just a bin.
Mr. Clayton owns a rather large gun and quite the dislike for your kind, so I suggest you stay far away, you black-socked monster you.
The Orange Cad?! I knew you had to be close by, I could smell your stench on the farm. It kind of smelt like old tuna heads and banana peels. Hold on, I know! The rusty bin, right? You've disguised yourself as Mr. Claytons rusty bin!
EDIT: I checked, it's just a bin.
Mr. Clayton owns a rather large gun and quite the dislike for your kind, so I suggest you stay far away, you black-socked monster you.
Ooooooh! A gun! I'm soooooo scared! XD
I bet I could do 2 laps of the farm before that lazy old bastard could get out of bed.
Nethertheless, I'm a patient guy.
Its all a matter of time... >;D
I say, I rather believe you forgot to mention that devious fox fellow, but I am very much nested in the knowledge that you didn't condemn my flock of feathered friends. A great many thanks for your most loyal of support.
I rather believe you forgot to mention that devious fox fellow, but I am very much nested in the knowledge that you did't condemn my flock of feathered ones.
Don't flatter yourself. Dumbo....
EDIT: actually thats not fair on that little elephant.
At least that guy could fly! XD
I have pictures of Cockerel all over my house. My mother is obsessed with chickens. She has chicken pictures, chicken ornaments, chicken floor mats, chicken rugs, chicken pillows, chicken hangers, chicken clocks, chicken chimes, chicken figures, chicken calenders, chickens chickens CHICKENS.
I have pictures of Cockerel all over my house. My mother is obsessed with chickens. She has chicken pictures, chicken ornaments, chicken floor mats, chicken rugs, chicken pillows, chicken hangers, chicken clocks, chicken chimes, chicken figures, chicken calenders, chickens chickens CHICKENS.
I'm totally like that too.
Should clean out the den a bit though, some of the ornaments are begging to smell a bit.
But I can always make some more, right guys? ;D
I have pictures of Cockerel all over my house. My mother is obsessed with chickens. She has chicken pictures, chicken ornaments, chicken floor mats, chicken rugs, chicken pillows, chicken hangers, chicken clocks, chicken chimes, chicken figures, chicken calenders, chickens chickens CHICKENS.
This is the most beaktacular post that my beady eyes have ever grazed upon.
My mum started her own FB group for Anti Fox hunting.
You know, I don't get why some people hate us foxes.
Sure we eat your scraps and steal the occassional chicken.
Its not like we can really help it. We are just opportunitists.
You don't shoot a cat after its eaten someones budgie (that the cat wouldn't have in the firstplace if SOMEONE looked after their pets properly!).
Besides most of the time, the only reason we are there in the first place is that you humans put us there to serve you in some way.
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Cockerel, I've read your posts and I love em. So I wrote you this big sexy hook I think you're gonna dig. Cocks, let's get to it.
THIS IS THE TALE
OF COCKEREL THE ROOSTER
A FARMBIRD SO BRAVE
ACROSS THE BEAUTIFUL PLAINS
AS A DAD HE'S THE BEST
TO THE CHICKS HE ADORES
WHO HE CAN ALWAYS PERSUADE
TO EAT THEIR NUTRITIONAL GRAINS
Oh me, oh my! Is that....?!
....Uncle Georgie!
NNNNOOOOooooooooooooooooooo
May he rest in crispy heaven, you callous menace.
I think hes after me!
Really... nice...
Juicy... succulent.... chicken...
Mr. Clayton's Farm huh?
Maybe I should pay a visit. Give my appreciation in private, if you know what I mean. ;D
Now that is one bird I DON'T WANNA EAT! XD
So Cockerel is that headless chicken thing true?
The Orange Cad?! I knew you had to be close by, I could smell your stench on the farm. It kind of smelt like old tuna heads and banana peels. Hold on, I know! The rusty bin, right? You've disguised yourself as Mr. Claytons rusty bin!
EDIT: I checked, it's definitely just a bin.
Mr. Clayton owns a rather large gun and quite the dislike for your kind, so I suggest you stay far away, you black-socked monster you.
Ooooooh! A gun! I'm soooooo scared! XD
I bet I could do 2 laps of the farm before that lazy old bastard could get out of bed.
Nethertheless, I'm a patient guy.
Its all a matter of time... >;D
Huh! What do you mean...you people?
Way to go Hitler!
I wouldn't either. But she constructed an amazing theater in my city so I got to giver her props
I say, I rather believe you forgot to mention that devious fox fellow, but I am very much nested in the knowledge that you didn't condemn my flock of feathered friends. A great many thanks for your most loyal of support.
Don't flatter yourself. Dumbo....
EDIT: actually thats not fair on that little elephant.
At least that guy could fly! XD
I'm totally like that too.
Should clean out the den a bit though, some of the ornaments are begging to smell a bit.
But I can always make some more, right guys? ;D
This is the most beaktacular post that my beady eyes have ever grazed upon.
You know, I don't get why some people hate us foxes.
Sure we eat your scraps and steal the occassional chicken.
Its not like we can really help it. We are just opportunitists.
You don't shoot a cat after its eaten someones budgie (that the cat wouldn't have in the firstplace if SOMEONE looked after their pets properly!).
Besides most of the time, the only reason we are there in the first place is that you humans put us there to serve you in some way.
Do I need to mention Australia and Rabbits?
Its certainly something to chirp about!
HERE HE IS!!
Oh wait... you said cock...
eh, same difference..
Never fear, for I am here and there's plenty o' cock for everyone.
Please don't go putting this cock in your mouth, okay humans?