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The Million uses of Duct Tape

TomPravetzTomPravetz
edited July 2011 in Forum Games
Duct tape can do anything. Come up with ideas for what it can do and post them below. Be sure to explain any really abstract ideas. So let us begin.


Uh. Well... Okay. You start.

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  • DaviesDavies
    edited July 2011
    It's handy for keeping my victims tied to a chair, before I slit their throats and watch the crimson flow... um, I meant to say it's handy when wrapping presents for the kids at the orphanage.
  • RetroVortexRetroVortex
    edited July 2011
    Duct tape can be used to construct small bridges between different elevated tables.

    How else could I have hosted the Marble Racing Championship 2011! :D
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited July 2011
    Davies wrote: »
    I meant to say it's handy when wrapping presents for the kids at the orphanage.

    Hehehe... Those little shits will never be able to open the gifts... Muahahaha!

    It's also makes great shoes.
    Duct-Tape-Shoes.gif
  • DaviesDavies
    edited July 2011
    It's handy for making puns involving ducks and rape.

    Also, it's a God send when you desire to go on a duck rape bender.
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited July 2011
    RetroVortex wrote: »
    Duct tape can be used to construct small bridges between different elevated tables.

    How else could I have hosted the Marble Racing Championship 2011! :D

    Video was shot?
  • RetroVortexRetroVortex
    edited July 2011
    TomPravetz wrote: »
    Video was shot?

    Well we were recording the events, but due to tampering from a certain team, (who shall not be named for their personal safety *cough*thereallyrottens*cough), the video was scrambled.

    Next year though... Next year...
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited July 2011
    RetroVortex wrote: »
    Well we were recording the events, but due to tampering from a certain team, (who shall not be named for their personal safety *cough*thereallyrottens*cough), the video was scrambled.

    Next year though... Next year...

    Ah... Well... CURSE THE UNNAMED!
  • AlcoremortisAlcoremortis
    edited July 2011
    I've possessed several very nice duct tape wallets in my time. Also, a duct tape tie, but it didn't work as well as I thought it would.
  • DaviesDavies
    edited July 2011
    Duct tape is great for packing up your eBay sold duct tape.
  • JohroJohro
    edited July 2011
    contraceptive
  • Giant TopeGiant Tope
    edited July 2011
    butt stuff
  • Jon NAJon NA
    edited July 2011
    De-fragmenting your hard disk and using duct tape to hold the damn data the way they're just organized
  • HaydenHayden
    edited July 2011
    "Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together." - Carl Zwanzig(apparently).
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited July 2011
    Giant Tope wrote: »
    butt stuff

    Wait, what?!
  • coolsomecoolsome
    edited July 2011
    TomPravetz wrote: »
    Wait, what?!

    Its like waxing..with out wax.
  • AlcoremortisAlcoremortis
    edited July 2011
    I heard once that you could make a prom dress out of duct tape. I always wanted to try that...
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited July 2011
    duct.jpg
  • AlcoremortisAlcoremortis
    edited July 2011
    That's almost as great as the I Love Lucy where they wear the fancy dresses made out of burlap sacks.
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited July 2011
    Alcoremortis wrote: »
    That's almost as great as the I Love Lucy where they wear the fancy dresses made out of burlap sacks.

    I used this picture 'cause it's the most obvious "Duct Tape Dress." There are better looking ones out there.
  • AlcoremortisAlcoremortis
    edited July 2011
    TomPravetz wrote: »
    I used this picture 'cause it's the most obvious "Duct Tape Dress." There are better looking ones out there.

    And so begins the epic google search for duct tape dresses...
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