I wonder what should be more worrisome... that people would actually elect him, or that he would in fact be a better president than some others we've seen in recent history?
Only one man can truly take the President's seat. One short, armless, albino man with a golden bowler hat. A true typo of a man. He is the captain of the gravy train, a trendy tote bag, a song from the sixties, and a human wedgie. He is the Haddi-Man. He is: Homsar. I'm not gonna lie to ya... he's a healthy piece of real estate.
True. He actually managed to take over the world that one time.
Actually, I was referring to the time he became president. And if I'm not mistaken there were at least three times Pinky succeeded in taking over the world.
The time he sold his soul for Brain to take over the world, the time he became the mayor of Shiny Pants and eventually Chairman of the FTC (hmm, ok, maybe that one doesn't count), and the time he got the world's leaders to agree to give Brain the keys to their countries but Brain screwed it up because he thought Pinky was trying to take over the world behind his back.
I remember that episode. It was Brain's birthday, and Pinky invited the World Leaders to a party and tried to convince them to hand over the keys to their countries. The deal was almost settled, but then the Brain barged in, and he was dressed up like Richard Simmons (I don't know why). The leaders became disgusted and didn't give away their keys. Better plan for tomorrow night, huh, Brain?
The deal was almost settled, but then the Brain barged in, and he was dressed up like Richard Simmons (I don't know why). The leaders became disgusted and didn't give away their keys.
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Guybrush: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_colbert
I'd still vote for Jon Stewart though.
Yeah, I'd vote for him too.
Look at how he so selfelessly risks his life to save that child.
GEEK JOKE ALERT!!!
Is Colbert building a time machine, or is Bush running for a third term?
Let's hope not.
Sad, but I think Colbert would be better than any candidate actually running.
Is this not the face of leadership?
Actually, I was referring to the time he became president. And if I'm not mistaken there were at least three times Pinky succeeded in taking over the world.
The time he sold his soul for Brain to take over the world, the time he became the mayor of Shiny Pants and eventually Chairman of the FTC (hmm, ok, maybe that one doesn't count), and the time he got the world's leaders to agree to give Brain the keys to their countries but Brain screwed it up because he thought Pinky was trying to take over the world behind his back.
AHH!WRETCHED SIMMONS RODENT!!