my favorite quotes was ordering food from stinky..cant remember them but appreciate some1 who would write them out..some hilarious lines there!
It makes me wonder if some of those lines were rejects for Sam's OMG take he always does. I like the Daily Special for the episode. "Sal! Condi Rice kick-boxing the Buddha, Thai Style!" Sounds like curry!
My favorite line was actually a hint from Max.
"Can we please go dance on the giant robotic corpse now, Sam? You promised!!"
This one had me laughing for several minutes:(quotes might not be correct)
Sam:"Life can't be easy on Jimmy, especialy with that shrew of a wife."
Max:"I didn't know they were a biracial couple."
okay, i'm foreign. when walking out one of the christmasses (wtf?) to be saved, max said something like four ten or ten four to the spirit. what the hell was that supposed to mean?
okay, i'm foreign. when walking out one of the christmasses (wtf?) to be saved, max said something like four ten or ten four to the spirit. what the hell was that supposed to mean?
Bosco : "I'm not wearing a disguise" Yes it was shown up in gameplay video first, but it's still too funny ^^ and for me, after doing all the "do you have any" the "enough about your store" line just maked me lauh out so loud ^^
Max : "...or a clue-ist... because he have no clue" The way max tell it is so funny, knowing his joke is bad
Sam:"Life can't be easy on Jimmy, especialy with that shrew of a wife."
Max:"I didn't know they were a biracial couple."
Yes, that one is awesome.
Another I like is when
Jimmy's on the ledge
, Max asks Jimmy if he can have his stuff and Jimmy says "I ain't got nothing." To which Max replies something like "On the contrary, your pelt would make an excellent pair of ear warmers."
Theres so many good lines, but if I had to pick one it would have to be an exchange between Sam, Max and the Robot at the begining.
Sam: Mind if we ask you a question?
Giant Robot: There's no question that I cannot answer immediately, shoot.
Max pulls out his gun
Giant Robot: Metaphorically speaking
Max: Awwwwwww......
1. when Sam tells THEM to Bosco for the fifth time, then Bosco activates B-Tads...ouch!
2. Max: Ho ho OOooOhh, I'm on fire!!!
3. Sam: Ever seen anything more disgusting than a family of cockroaches?
Max: One day I examined your left nostril with a magnifying glass while you were sleeping of a marshmellow binge. Never again...
4. Max (to himself): Hey there, sexy! I'll be back to pick you up later!
5. Tinny Timmy: May god *censored* us all!
6. Sam: Being hit with a bleached snowball at this range could cause permanent blindness.
Max: And?
Sam: I usually draw the line at temporary blindness...
oh, btw...did anyone notice the green cup next to the TV in their office? read the letters
oh, btw...did anyone notice the green cup next to the TV in their office? read the letters
That was one of the first things I saw when I started the game. I think that's an automatic T for Teens rating right there, if not a bump up to the next level. Got to love puns that are ultimately going to be misinterpurated.
I can't remember the entire line, but when S&M are talking to their neighbour and he describes all the cases he had in the last year... I thought it was a brilliant way to recap the previous season without actually spelling it out.
My Favorite quote er quotes are these:
Max: Thats it noone quotes "Walk like an Egyptian" To Me and lives!
Max: Witch Raises the Question "Can i stop beating up his rusty metal ass or could i stop?"
Sam: Ah the Horseman of war action figure complete with... Hey i don't see the wepons of Mass destruction anywere! Max: ah who needs them?
Max: don't say "love of Christmas" ever!Ever! (or something along that line)
Bosco: I just got a pakege in the mail and its tickin' like crazy it must be my mother's Bomb! (or something like that)
I also like this one: Tinny Timmy: Don't worry mommy i'll get to *sensor**sensor**sensor* with the Angles!
My Most Favorite quotes at last:
Max: Stageing a coup Spatula? Not on My watch! Eliminate him.
Max: You... are... my... idol! Sam: i didn't!
Max: We're gonna Die *sobs*
Max: Beat up Lenard some more?
P.S. srry if i took most of the lines. you can use the ones i chose
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"Sam, Sam, Sam, you poor naive fool. Don't you realise that the time for disguises is past?"
"Max just couldn't resist flashing the camera."
*demon comes out of red elf's mouth*
*general confusion*
Santa: Feliz Navidad, baby!
*blam blam blam blam blam*
...
Santa: What? Nothing? Didn't you guys read the BACK of the instructions? ...AAAH!
*runs away*
Sam & Max: There's a BACK?
...
Sam: Warning: very very important. Be sure you have the spirits of Christmas on your side to contain the demon, otherwise you're screwed.
Santa: Sam and Max! It's up to you to save Christmas!
Max: Yup, we're screwed.
Ah, in saying that - I did notice the amount of cultural references - YouTube, MySpace and I think the other one was eBay.
Sam: Looks like my bullets don't effect him.
Maimatron: It's more than a feeling. More than a feeling....
It makes me wonder if some of those lines were rejects for Sam's OMG take he always does. I like the Daily Special for the episode. "Sal! Condi Rice kick-boxing the Buddha, Thai Style!" Sounds like curry!
My favorite line was actually a hint from Max.
I wonder if Stinky's food items will replace Bosco's store "Do you have any" segments
Maimtron: It might.
I hope not. I'd prefer they stuck around like from episode 1... Because the "do you have any"s were pure genius.
THIS AIN'T NO STORE NO MORE!!!!
Sam:"Life can't be easy on Jimmy, especialy with that shrew of a wife."
Max:"I didn't know they were a biracial couple."
"ho ho ho merry chri- OMG IM ON FIRE"
ho Ho HOOOH MY GOD I'M ON FIRE
okay, i'm foreign. when walking out one of the christmasses (wtf?) to be saved, max said something like four ten or ten four to the spirit. what the hell was that supposed to mean?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten-code#10-0s
"10-4" is "Message received" or "understood."
Sam: Where are you going?
Christmas Present: TO GET SOME AIR! That safe reeks of weed and dylithium crystals....
Yes it was shown up in gameplay video first, but it's still too funny ^^ and for me, after doing all the "do you have any" the "enough about your store" line just maked me lauh out so loud ^^
Max : "...or a clue-ist... because he have no clue"
The way max tell it is so funny, knowing his joke is bad
Yes, that one is awesome.
Another I like is when
Max: I thought people liked harsh reality checks.
Sam: Your suicide-causation rate says otherwise.
Sam: Mind if we ask you a question?
Giant Robot: There's no question that I cannot answer immediately, shoot.
Max pulls out his gun
Giant Robot: Metaphorically speaking
Max: Awwwwwww......
literally had falling out of my chair i was laughing so much.
1. when Sam tells THEM to Bosco for the fifth time, then Bosco activates B-Tads...ouch!
2. Max: Ho ho OOooOhh, I'm on fire!!!
3. Sam: Ever seen anything more disgusting than a family of cockroaches?
Max: One day I examined your left nostril with a magnifying glass while you were sleeping of a marshmellow binge. Never again...
4. Max (to himself): Hey there, sexy! I'll be back to pick you up later!
5. Tinny Timmy: May god *censored* us all!
6. Sam: Being hit with a bleached snowball at this range could cause permanent blindness.
Max: And?
Sam: I usually draw the line at temporary blindness...
oh, btw...did anyone notice the green cup next to the TV in their office? read the letters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRpT2dW9r2o
"It's a !@#$ %^&* !@#$ Christmas miracle!"
Timmy was my favourite part.
You'll see you *censored**censored**censored**censored**censored* oh you'll see.
Bosco: Hey guys, does my package sound like it's ticking to you?
Max: Not your best pickup line, Bosco.
Sam: Oh I don't know...
Bosco: I think my package is the bomb!
Max: Now that's a pickup line.
My absolute favorite:D
Max: The spirit of Christmas compels you!
Had me almost fall to the floor laughing...
"What. The hell."
The delivery on that line was pure genius.
James Tiberius Two Teeth!
Max: Thats it noone quotes "Walk like an Egyptian" To Me and lives!
Max: Witch Raises the Question "Can i stop beating up his rusty metal ass or could i stop?"
Sam: Ah the Horseman of war action figure complete with... Hey i don't see the wepons of Mass destruction anywere! Max: ah who needs them?
Max: don't say "love of Christmas" ever!Ever! (or something along that line)
Bosco: I just got a pakege in the mail and its tickin' like crazy it must be my mother's Bomb! (or something like that)
I also like this one: Tinny Timmy: Don't worry mommy i'll get to *sensor**sensor**sensor* with the Angles!
My Most Favorite quotes at last:
Max: Stageing a coup Spatula? Not on My watch! Eliminate him.
Max: You... are... my... idol! Sam: i didn't!
Max: We're gonna Die *sobs*
Max: Beat up Lenard some more?
P.S. srry if i took most of the lines. you can use the ones i chose