Favorite Quotes from 202
Flint, "You don't want to get inside Flint Paper's world, I've seen things."
Max, "He means naked ladies."
Flint, "Stay in drugs, Don't do school.. "
Max, "He means naked ladies."
Flint, "Stay in drugs, Don't do school.. "
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"Speaking of which..."
"Max, don't!"
"What, Sam? I was only going to point out that many phenomena long believed to have had paranormal causes, have actually turned out to be far more mundane in origin. Only one phenomena's tremendous power has managed to baffle scientists and defy rational explanation"
"And what's that?"
*Max farts*
Definitely the best fart joke of all time.
"I'm sorry Sean."
"What?"
"I'm sorry, Sean."
"... AUGH!"
The fart scene one was a fave of mine too. There was another one, but forget it atm. Think it was something w/ the COPS.
"OMFG I TOTALLY WANT ONE!"
I also like Bosco's quote about the different shapes. The one about the blue dodacahedron making the portal go to it's mom's basement and draw out dungeon maps was particularly funny, especially as I've just started getting into Dungeons and Dragons. XD
most of my favorite quotes are from the office
Sam: Hello, id like to report an explosion
Sam: no, we havn't decided where yet...
Answering machine: hello mr. max this is the blood bank, while we appreiciate for your generous donation, we prefer if people only donate their own blood...
Sam: we are borrowing this from santas workshop till he gets back
Max: when do you think he will get out of hell?
Sam: probably right after it freezes over
sam and max trying to freak out bosco is priceless as well...
Sam: know anything about easter island
Bosco: who told you to ask me that
Max: oh just some guy in a black suit and sunglasses... Sam: he seemed to know a lot about you, bosco
Think that might have been the other quote I found funny.
Also: was reminded of another one. When you try to talk to the COPS while sybil is being chased:
Arcade Machine: GEEZ, LADY! CALM DOWN!
Mexican: Did someone say... "birthday"?
Hilariously awkward timing there. Can't wait to see how they're going to top it.
Baby Glenn Miller: That's my horn section. Even in death they can't seem to hit the high notes.
/trumpet jokes make me happy.
Max: "Finnaly i have 10 nuces and i don't know what to do with them because the secratarys won't let me use them!"
Sam: "why what were you going to blow up?"
Max: "Congress"
That was hilarius!
I also liked this: Max: "Oh No Sam Acnient prophoceys can mean only two thing: Tudial Back stories and Work we don't get paid for!"
I absolutely lost it there.
Max: But that's how I show affection.
Sam: Well, could you stop loving me so much before 6 a.m?
Max: No way, Sam! I could never stop loving you.
(S&M as kids)
Sam: My best friend Max has something very important to say to you.
Max: Boobies!
*Sam laughs*
Grumpy Moai: What ever.
Sam: Want a delicious sandwich?
Lincoln: I can't. I'm going swimming later.
Sam: look its a completely playable beta of sam & max: freelance police
mcwizardry
Little Max: Facist...
Metal Gear Solid. Often when you fail a mission or die, one of your contacts will start yelling "Snake!? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!", thus causing epic lulz. :P
LOL that was so great XD that radio was awesome!
-"we have come for you bosco!"
"I knew it! I knew it!!"
and also, the mexican part was awesome...
-"did somebody say birthday!?"
...>dances and sings<
max: "and again, I forgot to bring my video camera!"
-"that's the second biggest bermuda triangle I have ever seen!"
Guybrush lines always makes my day. XD
but the best of the best, by the mighty feet...
-"and I shall also destroy the primitive creatures over there!"
"we're not primitive! we have cellphone!"
XDDD loool that was awesome... best SnM game so far.
Little Max: Where you kissing?! Ewwww!!
Little Sam: Sybil and Linclon sitting in the sand!
Little Max: Sucking face cause he ain't got hands!
Sybil: So, Abe, I think we should never have kids.
Abe: Couldn't agree more.
Ah, drat. I got rid of Bosco first.
My biggest laugh of the episode was also one when they were kids. You talk to Stinky after getting the sandwich and there's some exchange about their parents, and Sam says something like "I heard them laughing as they drove the car away."
HAHA! I missed that
MAX: Well, duh!
SAM: We'll have to keep an eye on her.
MAX: Want me to break your legs so you can convalesce in an apartment across the street, while I occasionally flit in wearing diaphanous gowns and discuss the case as a metaphor for our relationship?
SAM: Hmmm... I'm trying to think of a much stronger word for "no."
Kid Sam: "Bang! Your dead no call-backs"
Kid Max: "Nu-uh i want a do over" (or something along that lines)
Kid Max: (annoyed) What?
Kid Sam: Nothing...
Kid Max: I don't know. I'm bored.
Kid Sam: Want to color? Or figure out how to make you high priest of the Ocean Chimps?
Kid Max: Can't we do both?
I found this one last night and my jaw hit the floor.
Max: Great, now what am I going to do with the buckets of Sea Monster Blood?
Sam: You could make a groutess Slip-n-Slide.
Max: That's a great idea! I'll call it "The Birth Canal."
I think the rating for the season went from T to M with that joke alone.
Haha, my jaw dropped at that one too. Also, when you look at the Weenie Jerky in Bosco's;
Crude, but not altogether unclever.
Max: *Giggle*
one of the conversations in stinkys is funny as well
Max: yeah, but ever since i shrunk i cant get to it anymore
Sam: where do you... oh right, never mind
That one had me in stitches
Other contenders for the favorite quote: the Great Fart Joke (I'm a sucker for a good bathroom joke, and the setup, misdirection, and delivery on that one was just perfect) and the lines with Stinky and young Sam and Max.
i liked that too
Lincoln: Couldn't agree more!
Guy on the radio:"is any one out there?"
Sam: i can't remember the lines he said.
Guy on the radio:"Bingo?"
hilarius and very creative. i found this one last nite:
Sam:"Hey Max do you want to read the second half of the 20 commandments?"
Max:"Na i only suport extream dieties if i'm the diety."
great spoof on the 10 commandments.
As you're coming down the lava machine
Sam: Oh look Max, I left the parking brake on the whole time!
It's just great because otherwise they would have been able to make it on time.
Sam: Do you have any...completed artificial personality disorder symptoms forms?
Bosco: Mm-hm!
Max: You do?!
Sam: Wow that really would've come in handy earlier
Sam: Do you have any...video of a chicken eating cow manure for laughs?
Bosco: Mm-hm!
Sam: What?? No way!
Sam: Do you have any...global meatball sandwich positioning systems?
Bosco: Mm-hm!
Max: Oh! You gotta be kidding me!!
Sam: Do you have any... 3 foot by 2 foot cue cards that say "Don't vote for me"?
Bosco: Mm-hm!
Max: Whaaaat?? I can't believe this!!
Sam: Do you have any... instant win cheat codes for reality 2.0?
Bosco: Mm-hm!
Max: Ohhhh! Why didn't we ask beforeeee??
Sam: Do you have any... Hugh Bliss tied up back there?
Bosco: Nn-mh.
Max: Aahhh?
Sam: Hey, I was on a roll.
This little piggy went to market.
This little piggy stayed home.
This little piggy had roast beef.
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy went wee-wee-wee
All the way home.
That really made me chuckle. Keep up the good work Telltale!!