I'm insulted!
OUR vampires are NOT fruity.
They're AT LEAST as manly as any american vampire. Of course, there IS the odd queer one, but you really shouldn't generalize.
That said, I really haven't met an emo vampire yet. I kinda always assumed that undeath and its perks and troubles wouldn't allow for feelings of inadequacy and "no one understands me" type of whining.
Course, I can be wrong.
Cheers!
They're AT LEAST as manly as any american vampire. Of course, there IS the odd queer one, but you really shouldn't generalize.
That said, I really haven't met an emo vampire yet. I kinda always assumed that undeath and its perks and troubles wouldn't allow for feelings of inadequacy and "no one understands me" type of whining.
Course, I can be wrong.
Cheers!
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Sorry about the confusion.
is this assumption correct?
american vampires neither are manly. i doubt there is a thing as a manly vampire. the only one i could think of is blade, but he's more a vampiry-thing..all other american vampires are a bunch of sissies.
i was kind of thinking about the black adder millenium special with the french who said that they all were whimps and wusses. that lead me to the question: what are french vampires?
maybe they are whimpsy wusse-like creatures which smell horrible and are quite rude to peaople who dont speak french or zombie or vampire!
i think i have to think about this one a while!
About manly vampires... I dunno, I'm pretty sure Dracula was manly.
However, like all minorities, vampires are being labeled wrongly due to a small portion of them.
Just because those few like to suck on other men, it doesn't mean all of them do.
Okay, that was way out of line. Sorry about that.
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I think I'll set fire to it's corners.
Good luck on escaping.
dracula was kinda manly he was sucking mostly women i think!
That said, those four people posting here are obviously the most intelligent and good looking IN THE WORLD!
Also, I find the silence of the Telltale Team regarding this subject quite, er... telling.
I bet they regret portraying European Vampires as, hum... Jürgen and are rite now feeling undeserving of their breakfast cereals. If they eat cereals at breakfast, that is.
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I actually eat waffles for breakfast. And to be fair despite Max's line we only show Germanic vampires as fruity.
Yes, but still... I mean, imagine you're a German vampire playing this game. It's embarrassing, to say the least.
Yes. English, Scottish, Irish and Welsh politicians live in a desert island far, far away.
Stuff of legends and the like.
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anyway, i don't think episode 203 displays jürgen as a typical german or european vampire. he's just a sad little guy striving for attention. i mean, how desperate do you have to be if you're trying to impress a bunch of zombies. of course zombies are cool, but more in a cannonfoddery kind of way.
about dracula: which one are you talking about, the character created by bram stoker or that guy from romania, that impaled all his victims. their name are similar, but i think they are not the same person.
at least the stoker version is not manly, in my oppinion. of course this depends on your definition of the term, but, as i see it, he was just an old fart stalking married women..
Vlad Tepes ( what U call Vlad the impaler) was a ... well... a man so obsessed with justice that he became a despot with those that weren't respecting the law by impaling them with a pike. He lived around the 1700-s.
Foreign guys comin' through Romania were so scared the story came about a crazy guy in Transilvania drinking the blood of his victims. And that's how Jurgen-Er, Dracula was born!!
P.S.
Cei de la Telltalegames sunt cei mai buni oameni care fac jocuri din lume!
..here's the link if someone likes to read a bit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vlad_tepes
anyway, back to the discussion about manly vampires:
since vlad tepes probably never was a vampire, my point stands that bram stoker's dracula still is a sucker.
Dracula however, was as manly as they get. 400 years old and STILL chasing women. As per the movie, you even see him shielding his eyes away from Jonathan's blood.
Also, since he could change to dog, or wolf, or whatever it was, he probably brought about what is nowadays termed "doggy-style".*
This blatant revision of "History" brought to you by a complete butthole. Hey, it's a family forum, I can't write *rs*.
yeah, but wanting women doesn't necessary mean you're manly...women wanting you is a way better indication.
Of course those aren't manly! I'm talking proper, classic horror movies.
Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing. Nothing unmanly about their Hammer vampires.
Check out "The Brides of Dracula".
Rambo Two: First Bite?
you just have to talk to him about it
The point of the matter is this:
I love kiwi fruits, bombing towns is overrated and while most vampires do tend to be fruity, action movies are boring.
Cheers!