"I wanted this to be professional, efficient, adult, cooperative. Not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way... so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life."
"Just remember, Fievel - one man's sunset is another man's dawn. I don't know what's out there beyond those hills. But if you ride yonder... head up, eyes steady, heart open... I think one day you'll find that you're the hero you've been looking for. "
"Years ago my mother used to say to me, she'd say, 'In this world, Elwood, you must be' - she always called me Elwood - 'In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant.' Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me."
I don’t mind people snickering at the stupid uniform I gotta wear, but I’ll be damned if I’m gonna let some self-righteous turd come in here and treat me and Dante like we’re a couple of fuckin’ ***** *******.
"I don't think I want to know a six-year-old who isn't a dreamer, or a sillyheart. And I sure don't want to know one who takes their student career seriously. I don't have a college degree. I don't even have a job. But I know a good kid when I see one. Because they're ALL good kids, until dried-out, brain-dead skags like you drag them down and convince them they're no good. You so much as scowl at my niece, or any other kid in this school, and I hear about it, and I'm coming looking for you!
Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam."
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...or do not. There is no try.
l'M WALKING HERE!
"Years ago my mother used to say to me, she'd say, 'In this world, Elwood, you must be' - she always called me Elwood - 'In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant.' Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me."
The fuck are you on about?
AAADDDRIIEEAANN!!!
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!
OH HAl MARK
Hand me the fuckin car keys, ya cocksucka muthafuckaaaaaaaaa!
Fuck you! Fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you! Who’s next?
I Was Going to Toshi Station to Pick Up Some Power Converters.
Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam."
''What treasure?''
''Um...the treasure of I'm a wiener.''
''I'm a weiner?''
''(Homer & Bart laugh)''