...Aaaand cut. Now to reflect as we read the first few pages in continuous form.
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Tales from a Restless Forum, Chapter 1: Vulgarity, Obscurity, and Television Programming
Daniel was a brobdingnagian chartreuse axolotl who had boobs, but no feet. He struggled to marry a kipper that had herpes, and understandably so. So instead he pulled out his best trick ever: the flying monkey with a chainsaw and a bow-tie danced the night. In a cinema full of sick mutant ninja dolphins, one man sat on his nuts and began to scream rather loudly about smart eggs. Then Daniel entered and also sat, but he missed, his penis getting censored by the stuffy TTG mods, who are only coolsome’s biggest fans, but also hate that little dance he does on The Wonder Years. He’s considered stupid in certain parts under the sea during Full House. They hold high the word of my ass hole, although it smells like fruit cake! Unfortunately my revolver is made of magniloquent Lovecraftian pachycephalosauruses that speak gibberish to hide secrets, much like ALF. Also like ALF, he’s fucking ugly. But, unlike Noname215, he isn’t sexy like Steve Buscemi. During Three's Company, "Leisure Suit" Larry decided that he was really a sexually repressed Tyrannosaurus. Terror inevitably ensued. I love you. Coolsome eats sausages made from the most magical of My Little Ponies. Then he shits dollops of rainbow.
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Okay, now we start anew. Anyone's free to go first.
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...Aaaand cut. Now to reflect as we read the first few pages in continuous form.
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Tales from a Restless Forum, Chapter 1: Vulgarity, Obscurity, and Television Programming
Daniel was a brobdingnagian chartreuse axolotl who had boobs, but no feet. He struggled to marry a kipper that had herpes, and understandably so. So instead he pulled out his best trick ever: the flying monkey with a chainsaw and a bow-tie danced the night. In a cinema full of sick mutant ninja dolphins, one man sat on his nuts and began to scream rather loudly about smart eggs. Then Daniel entered and also sat, but he missed, his penis getting censored by the stuffy TTG mods, who are only coolsome’s biggest fans, but also hate that little dance he does on The Wonder Years. He’s considered stupid in certain parts under the sea during Full House. They hold high the word of my ass hole, although it smells like fruit cake! Unfortunately my revolver is made of magniloquent Lovecraftian pachycephalosauruses that speak gibberish to hide secrets, much like ALF. Also like ALF, he’s fucking ugly. But, unlike Noname215, he isn’t sexy like Steve Buscemi. During Three's Company, "Leisure Suit" Larry decided that he was really a sexually repressed Tyrannosaurus. Terror inevitably ensued. I love you. Coolsome eats sausages made from the most magical of My Little Ponies. Then he shits dollops of rainbow.
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Okay, now we start anew. Anyone's free to go first.