Telltale Heroes Vs Telltale Villains

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  • edited August 2013
    Which villains ? Villains team 1 or Villains team 2 ?
    Whichever one has the Most Sam and Max villains...
  • edited August 2013
    therein lies the joke.
  • edited August 2013
    Well let's begin this round now .
    Villains Vs Villains .
    General Skunkape , Hugh Bliss , Sammun-Mak , Trogdor , Poochy-woo and Tinky-wee ( the two dogs from Wallace and Gromit episode 2 ) , Lechuck , Barnsley Noble , a Hidden People gnome , Biff Tannen , Billy Yoder , The Stranger , Leonard Steakcharmer , Nate , Marquis Desinge and David Gandapur Vs The Soda Poppers , Shambling Corporate Presence , Charlie Ho-Tep , Jurgen , Killing You Guy , Murray , Coronado De Cava , Monty Muzzle , Edna Strickland , T-Rex , Giles Bedford , Perducci , a Troodon and a walker .
    Who will win ? Villains team 1 or Villains team 2 ?
  • edited August 2013
    Well let's begin this round now .
    Villains Vs Villains .
    General Skunkape , Hugh Bliss , Sammun-Mak , Trogdor , Poochy-woo and Tinky-wee ( the two dogs from Wallace and Gromit episode 2 ) , Lechuck , Barnsley Noble , a Hidden People gnome , Biff Tannen , Billy Yoder , The Stranger , Leonard Steakcharmer , Nate , Marquis Desinge and David Gandapur Vs The Soda Poppers , Shambling Corporate Presence , Charlie Ho-Tep , Jurgen , Killing You Guy , Murray , Coronado De Cava , Monty Muzzle , Edna Strickland , T-Rex , Giles Bedford , Perducci , a Troodon and a walker .
    Who will win ? Villains team 1 or Villains team 2 ?
    Samunmak is handsome, Samunmak is cute
    When I think Of Samunmak I give a big salute *salutes*
    Team 1 was an obvious advantage with Hugh Bliss's hypnotism, General Skunkape's strength and thick skin, Le-chuck is one of the most powerful villains there is and Desinge has his magic healing liquid and TROGDOR!
    How can they lose against...
    Edna Strickland...
  • edited August 2013
    Hudomonkey wrote: »
    Samunmak is handsome, Samunmak is cute
    When I think Of Samunmak I give a big salute *salutes*
    Team 1 was an obvious advantage with Hugh Bliss's hypnotism, General Skunkape's strength and thick skin, Le-chuck is one of the most powerful villains there is and Desinge has his magic healing liquid and TROGDOR!
    How can they lose against...
    Edna Strickland...

    Well can Trogdor burninate a T-Rex , a dummy , three annoying jerks , a vampire and a demon which can posses anyone ?
  • edited August 2013
    Ok the villains team 1 wins !
    The rewards:
    The villains win a trip to Savannah where they will have to fight against walkers to prove that they are strong , and team two wins a trip to Isla Nublar because they have to bring back the T-Rex .
  • edited August 2013
    Heroes Vs Officers of the LAW ( Judge Dredd reference ):
    Strong Bad , Wallace , Gromit , Guybrush Threepwood , Morgan Leflay , Marty Mcfly , Gerry Harding , Lee , Kenny , Lilly and Carley Vs Sam , Max , Flint Paper , Nelson Tethers , Jim Ingraham , Hector , Lambert , Rey Curtis , Olivia Benson , Mike Logan and Lennie Briscoe .
    Who will win ? The heroes or the officers of the Law ?
  • edited August 2013
    You are making me choose between Wallace and Gromit and Sam & Max... :(
    I...
    I don't know...
    They Tie...
  • edited August 2013
    Ok well the heroes win !
    The rewards:
    The heroes get a non guilty verdict and they go home , the officers decide to go to Stinkys to forget their defeat .
  • edited August 2013
    Ok next battle:
    The Gunslingers Vs The Criminals
    Sam , Max , Flint Paper , Dangeresque , Nelson Tethers , Rey Curtis , Olivia Benson , Lee , Carley and Clementine Vs Leonard Steakcharmer , Monty Muzzle , Barnsley Noble , Marquis Desinge , Kid Tannen , Edna Strickland , David Gandapur , Andy St. John , Danny St. John and The Stranger .
    Who will win ? The gunslingers or the criminals .
  • edited August 2013
    Well the Gunslingers have an obvious advantage as they have Dangeresque, Sam, Max and Flint Paper...
    The criminals don't really have anything unique...
    Other than Desinge all of the Criminals are mortal and Desinge isn't going to stand a chance against Flint Paper...
    Who else do the villains have? some weak TWD characters who have been beaten even when they have more firepower than their opposition...
    Gunslingers have won this for sure...
  • edited August 2013
    Hudomonkey wrote: »
    Well the Gunslingers have an obvious advantage as they have Dangeresque, Sam, Max and Flint Paper...
    The criminals don't really have anything unique...
    Other than Desinge all of the Criminals are mortal and Desinge isn't going to stand a chance against Flint Paper...
    Who else do the villains have? some weak TWD characters who have been beaten even when they have more firepower than their opposition...
    Gunslingers have won this for sure...

    In this battle , Barnsley has the toxin that turns people into giant hulking monsters . If he uses the toxin on Max , Sam , Flint Paper , Lee and Carley and turns them into monsters than this will mean trouble for the Gunslingers .
  • edited August 2013
    In this battle , Barnsley has the toxin that turns people into giant hulking monsters . If he uses the toxin on Max , Sam , Flint Paper , Lee and Carley and turns them into monsters than this will mean trouble for the Gunslingers .
    He can be took out fairly easily before he has time to use the Toxin...
  • edited August 2013
    Hudomonkey wrote: »
    He can be took out fairly easily before he has time to use the Toxin...

    Yeah but the other members like David Gandapur or Desinge can get their hands on the toxin after Barnsley is finished and use it on them .
  • edited August 2013
    Yeah but the other members like David Gandapur or Desinge can get their hands on the toxin after Barnsley is finished and use it on them .
    Sam is great at point and click puzzles he will clearly and easily be able to swap the toxin with Desinge's Ju de vie...
    The criminals are doomed...
  • edited August 2013
    Hudomonkey wrote: »
    Sam is great at point and click puzzles he will clearly and easily be able to swap the toxin with Desinge's Ju de vie...
    The criminals are doomed...

    Yeah but what if Desinge uses the Ju de vie on the criminals as well ? Then they will be hard to be defeated .
  • edited August 2013
    Ok the gunslingers win .
    The rewards:
    The Gunslingers win a trip to Easter Island and the criminals are send to jail and they have to listen to Edna's singing .
  • edited August 2013
    The Soldiers Vs The Time-Travelers .
    Lilly , Larry , Major Crum , The Clocksmith , Billy Yoder , Oscar and D-Caf Vs Sam , Max , T-H-E-M , Marty Mcfly and Doc Brown .
    Who will win ? The Soldiers or The Time-Travelers ?
  • edited August 2013
    This is an easy fight...
    How can Max not obliterate Lilly and Larry almost instantly...
    How can Sam not take out Yoder with a single shot...
    How can T.H.E.M not use their alien time travel powers to destroy Oscar and De-caf...
    The soldiers are weak nothings and are wimps compared to Sam and Max...
  • edited August 2013
    The Time-Travelers win .
    The rewards:
    The Time-Travelers use the Delorean and go in 2015 where they can party . The Soldiers are send to a boot camp to clean boots and Yoder is trying to hit on Lilly and Lilly kicks him in the crotch .
  • edited August 2013
    The Walking Badasses Vs The Tannen Gang:
    Lee , Clementine , Kenny , Lilly , Larry , Carley , Doug , Molly and Chuck Vs Biff Tannen , Kid Tannen , Edna Strickland ( She becomes Kid's wife so why not ) , Cliff Tannen , Riff Tannen , Beauregard Tannen , Matches , Cue Ball Donnely and Zane Williams .
    Who will win ? The Walking Badasses or The Tannen Gang ?
  • edited August 2013
    Molly.

    Carley might be able to get about 2 in a headshot.
  • edited August 2013
    The Tannens are wimps...
    They can be easily beaten by an Old man and a couple of teenagers...
    Molly is a ninja...
    Lee is a PC in an adventure game (f sorts) and therefore should have at least Marty Mcfly puzzle solving skills enough to deal with Tannens...
    Do I need to go on?
  • edited August 2013
    Ok , the Walking Badasses win .
    The rewards:
    The Walking Badasses take over the speakeasy and the Tannens now have to get jobs .
  • edited August 2013
    The Supernatural Beings Vs The Monsters .
    Satan , Jurgen , Lechuck , Shambling Corporate Presents , Charlie Ho-Tep and a Hidden People Gnome Vs Monster Max , Trogdor , Queen Bee ( Wallace and Gromit episode 1 ) , T-Rex , a raptor and a walker .
    Who will win ? The Supernatural Beings or the Monsters .
  • edited August 2013
    Very even fight...
    Monster Max is an elder God so is a lot more powerful than Satan...
    However Charlie Ho Tep could cause damage if he became the Cthonic destroyer...
    Trogdor can burninate Jurgen though...

    Overall the monsters would win as we know from episode 5 that Satan and Jurgen were powerless against Monster Max and Trogdor can burninate them...
  • edited August 2013
    Hudomonkey wrote: »
    Very even fight...
    Monster Max is an elder God so is a lot more powerful than Satan...
    However Charlie Ho Tep could cause damage if he became the Cthonic destroyer...
    Trogdor can burninate Jurgen though...

    Overall the monsters would win as we know from episode 5 that Satan and Jurgen were powerless against Monster Max and Trogdor can burninate them...

    Well Shambling Corporate Presents can posses Trogdor and use him .
    Lechuck can use his voodoo powers to kill Monster Max or have Charlie shoot him with the Cthonic Destroyer .
    The Hidden People gnome can use it's whispering to drive the monsters insane and giving the Supernatural Beings advantage .
  • edited August 2013
    Well Shambling Corporate Presents can posses Trogdor and use him .
    Lechuck can use his voodoo powers to kill Monster Max or have Charlie shoot him with the Cthonic Destroyer .
    The Hidden People gnome can use it's whispering to drive the monsters insane and giving the Supernatural Beings advantage .
    Non Monster Max could beat Charlie Ho Tep and Monster Max is embued with the power of an Elder God...
    Voodoo isn't srong enough to deal with that and a Toy can't beat Max who has the power of Junior...
    Also Trogdor isn't especially hungry he just burninates everything...
    Also Monsters are already insane by default...
  • edited August 2013
    Ok the monster win .
    The rewards:
    The Monsters take over Hell and party . The Supernatural Beings have to move to The Motor Inn until they will manage to get Hell back and Satan tells the Walking Dead group that if they have a problem with them staying , they will be send to Hell .
  • edited August 2013
    Hell is a bit hot for the poor old Queen Bee isn't it?
    I think the Supernatural have got off lightly...
  • edited August 2013
    Hudomonkey wrote: »
    Hell is a bit hot for the poor old Queen Bee isn't it?
    I think the Supernatural have got off lightly...

    Nah don't worry , the past Sam and Max will arrive with Santa's sleigh and freeze Hell and they will defeat the monsters .
    The Supernatural have to put up with Larry , so it's not going to be easy for them either .
  • edited August 2013
    The Geniuses Vs The Mad Geniuses .
    Bosco , Momma Bosco , Wallace , Doc Brown and Professor Experimento ( Dangeresque 3 The Criminal Projective ) Vs Marquis Desinge , Doctor Sorkin , Citizen Brown , Professor Pineapple ( 8-Bit Is Enough ) and Barnsley Noble .
    Who will win ? The Geniuses or the Mad Geniuses ?
  • edited August 2013
    The Mad Geniuses of course Wallace is absolutely brilliant and the Wrong Trousers could smash the other team apart, Momma Bosco has great weapons, Bosco... Well he does make items that do their job...
    I can't see the Mad Geniuses loosing..
  • edited August 2013
    Hudomonkey wrote: »
    The Mad Geniuses of course Wallace is absolutely brilliant and the Wrong Trousers could smash the other team apart, Momma Bosco has great weapons, Bosco... Well he does make items that do their job...
    I can't see the Mad Geniuses loosing..

    The Heroes are the Geniuses . The bad guys are the Mad Geniuses .
  • edited August 2013
    Ok the Geniuses win .
    The Rewards:
    The Geniuses go to Bosco Tech to celebrate their victory . The Mad Geniuses get eaten by a Mosasaurus .
  • edited August 2013
    The Heroes are the Geniuses . The bad guys are the Mad Geniuses .
    No they are mad Geniuses...
    All in all the heroes are more insane...
  • edited August 2013
    Hudomonkey wrote: »
    No they are mad Geniuses...
    All in all the heroes are more insane...

    Well the villains are insane aswell so ... Yeah all of them are mad Geniuses .
  • edited August 2013
    Well the villains are insane aswell so ... Yeah all of them are mad Geniuses .

    Bosco is a lot more insane than Doctor Sorkin...
  • edited August 2013
    Hudomonkey wrote: »
    Bosco is a lot more insane than Doctor Sorkin...

    yeah. that's true.
  • edited August 2013
    Hudomonkey wrote: »
    Bosco is a lot more insane than Doctor Sorkin...

    True . I think Bosco is more insane than a guy who wanted to turn pirates into dust so than he can become immortal , a woman who loved dinos so much that she wanted to unleash a freakin MOSASAURUS against InGen , a guy who turned Hill Valley into Big Brother and never noticed that his wife might be crazy until a young teenager convinced him , a guy who wanted to destroy a town because everybody rejected his ideas , Professor Pineapple ... enough said .
    Now that I'm thinking about it , I think Lilly , Larry , The St Johns , Campman and Nate are angels compared to these guys and Bosco . :D
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