Max For President: The Future Destroyed Today
TelltaleGames
Former Telltale Staff
After much deliberation, some of the most ridiculous and stunning slogans for Max's Presidency campaign have been chosen! Feast your eyes upon the cutthroat winners:
Vote Max to bring America back to what it once was... a desolate, mammoth-filled glacier!
Ryan Mahan
Just when you think democracy doesn't get any lower, Max will hand you a shovel
Joey Turner
Vote Max and every day will be Friday, as he will permanently glue the sticky note there.
Matthew Boston
Yes We Blam!
Arto Vartiainen
Max wants YOU to want Max.
Micheal Cross
"I'm the same color as the white house."
@Peefy
"What's a slogan, Sam?"
@eugaet
The Future Destroyed Today
@ginnyn
The winners get a free Telltale episode and adoration from the masses, as is custom with any Telltale contest. Check us out next Tuesday for another chance to showcase your wit!