NEWS: We Have News!
TelltaleGames
Former Telltale Staff
Are Telltale fans the masters of fabricating unfortunate circumstance? You bet. Telltale Tuesday's topic asked them to make headlines for the Bad and Worse news paper headlines as featured in Sam and Max. Here are the most harrowing submissions.
Worse News: Bad News sues other local newspaper
Sean Joseph Pike
Macs demand equality, Malcolm OS-X to give speech
Johnathan Morgan
Bad News: Hydrants Mysteriously Disappear Throughout City
Worse News: City Trees Dying From Over-Watering
@Quiet_Mermaid
New Sunday scratch and sniff edition.
squidpod
Button depression on the rise.
brawsome
Sarcasm now illegal - Captain obvious arrested
natlinxz
Donut Shop Arsonist Strikes Again - Quote "We Kneed The Dough"
MalkyTop
Bad news: Worse news out of ink.
Worse news:
punisox
Boys disappointed as actual milkshake found at yard
Hero1
For their investigatory prowess, the winners will get a free Telltale episode and the option of putting "Experienced Headline Writer" on their resumes. Until next week, let's cross our fingers that these headlines don't come true.