You win the Maturity Award!
It isn't Telltale's finest hour, but this is the extent of our dedication to you, the fans. We said, make fun of us. Come up with the silliest childish nicknames you could for our characters, and these were the giggle-worthy results. If you're ready for it, bring it on.
Le Upchuck
Gregs
D'oro - D'ork-o
LASD
Reginald van LOSElow!
wefeelgroove
McGillicutty - McSillybutty
puzzlebox
Morgan LeFlay - Thunder LeThighs
spielbergfan1
Elaine - Smellaine
Tomas Ingo
Sam - McGruff
eloffler
Bluster Blaster hated being called a "MAME's Boy."
Jason Glaser
The bad news is, all the characters came into the office crying and we had to give them cookies. The good news is, each of these people get a free Telltale episode... but not before we have a few words with their parents.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
Morgan's thighs aren't THAT big.