Wrapped-Up, Closed-Book Wednesdays
TelltaleGames
Former Telltale Staff
We have much to talk about.
There were a lot of half-baked ideas floating around... We are conspiracy-inclined, but we are not fools. When we asked what Bosco's newest conspiracy theory was, we wanted answers. You game them. These answers in particular gave us pause:
THEY always puts daylight savings the one day the store is closed so that he will have less time investigating on THEM.
Oscar Andersson
Divisions by zero are actually possible.
Victor Wenin
That people are making fake conspiracy theories for him to follow. Thereby, allowing the REAL ones to complete their plans.
@Trionx
We are all made of RENDERED PIXELS! Our whole existence is a COMPUTER SIMULATION!
John Robey
...there's a larger ball of twine.
Guy Kelly
Buster Blaster is an evil spy. Bosco took him to Vegas to get him to spill the beans by distracting him with flashy lights.
adventureaddict
Oh and also Banang is made of People. But that ingredient just adds a little body.
FractionMan
The internet is actually alien technology created to keep humans from going outside..... an unforeseen side effect was that it gave teenage boys the ability to talk to women....
Irishmile
Bosco's newest theory is that dogs are two-legged people doing push-ups constantly.
Tony Nguyen
This requires some more investigation, but they seem like good leads. As promised, we have some information in exchange... a Telltale episode with which to scour the details. Inspect items. So forth.
Thank you, agents. We have much to do.
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