Goblin
Oct.31
Spooky Woods
Then,I have the urge to say "TIME WARP", I sure as hell don't know why, but I will."TIME WARP!!" I say, for unknown reasons.Then, I go through a portal of sorts.A portal as if I were on tons of LSD.DDITfufJfhGcgfNGfjHh.bfDthdFFtrfhohmfdg.
I had walked into the spooky woods and exitied 3 hours later ignoring the lighting houses. As I exitited I noticed a painting with a demon a guy blabbering about eternity and a horrible looking cave COMEONINHERE said the painting the blabbering guy started saying JIBBLIEJIBBLIEJIBBLIE over and over again I Blinked and walked path and I heard the painting muttering "what the heck" then I came across a river. BURBLE BURBLE! I backed off just in time as a horrible creature jumped out.
Goblin
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I see...a strange large painted round rock."I want some of that jiblet goo that's been going around!That mess sounds delicious!" the rock says.Suddenly,after I notice a brick wall, a brick slides out revealing...ROCOULM!!?!
I backed away from the creature it was huge it was a giant black mole thing with several tentacles. I knew it had a weak point but were? I looked at it and then I found it a flower on the top of it's head. I took a nearby stick dodged it's tentacles and threw the stick. Thunk direct hit it fell to the ground providing a bridge. I walked across and I heard "I want some of that Jiblet goo that's been going around that mess sounds delicous" coming from a nearby castle with a Goblin standing next to it and the face of the weird painting. I ran towards it.
End Log
I was standing in my concession stand when out of nowheres Coach Z walked up
and said,"I'm floodin' you ort!"I ducked down as he shoved the water hose into my
stand!I stood up with an AK47 and said "Eat lead SUCCA!!"
Battle: Bubs and Coach Z
Equiped items: Bubs=AK47,Coach Z=Water Hose
Fight!!!
Bubs attacks Coach Z with Crazy crap attack!!! Coach Z HP=30
Coach Z uses a melonade and heals himself!!! Coach Z HP=60
Bubs shoots Coach Z twice in the upper shoulder!!!Coach Z HP=20
Coach Z uses flood attack and disables my AK47!!!Bubs HP=50
Bubs punches Coach Z in the face!!! Coach Z= Fainted
END BATTLE
Bubs quickly hides Coach Z in the back of his concession stand about to
walk away he when heres a thud from a nearby cave!!!
END LOG
Riker and Data are pantsing the entire crew one by one. I have no idea why, but if they try to pants me, I will destroy them. With fire. The P-Card don't play that, boy. Enterprise REPRESENT!
Comments
YEAH!CUT THE CRAP AND BE KINDA SERIOUS!
Oct.31
Spooky Woods
Then,I have the urge to say "TIME WARP", I sure as hell don't know why, but I will."TIME WARP!!" I say, for unknown reasons.Then, I go through a portal of sorts.A portal as if I were on tons of LSD.DDITfufJfhGcgfNGfjHh.bfDthdFFtrfhohmfdg.
Strong Awesome Log #3
June 1st
I had walked into the spooky woods and exitied 3 hours later ignoring the lighting houses. As I exitited I noticed a painting with a demon a guy blabbering about eternity and a horrible looking cave COMEONINHERE said the painting the blabbering guy started saying JIBBLIEJIBBLIEJIBBLIE over and over again I Blinked and walked path and I heard the painting muttering "what the heck" then I came across a river. BURBLE BURBLE! I backed off just in time as a horrible creature jumped out.
DO'H! I HATE TIME TRAVEL!IT'S CONFUSING!
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I see...a strange large painted round rock."I want some of that jiblet goo that's been going around!That mess sounds delicious!" the rock says.Suddenly,after I notice a brick wall, a brick slides out revealing...ROCOULM!!?!
Your sig is disturbing my reading of the thread. In other words, it's too big.
BUBS:
I USE 20 OF THE 99 WAYS I RIP YOU OFF!!!!!
I appreciate it. Now I can enjoy the thread.
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I backed away from the creature it was huge it was a giant black mole thing with several tentacles. I knew it had a weak point but were? I looked at it and then I found it a flower on the top of it's head. I took a nearby stick dodged it's tentacles and threw the stick. Thunk direct hit it fell to the ground providing a bridge. I walked across and I heard "I want some of that Jiblet goo that's been going around that mess sounds delicous" coming from a nearby castle with a Goblin standing next to it and the face of the weird painting. I ran towards it.
End Log
Concession stand
Haloween night.
I was standing in my concession stand when out of nowheres Coach Z walked up
and said,"I'm floodin' you ort!"I ducked down as he shoved the water hose into my
stand!I stood up with an AK47 and said "Eat lead SUCCA!!"
Battle: Bubs and Coach Z
Equiped items: Bubs=AK47,Coach Z=Water Hose
Fight!!!
Bubs attacks Coach Z with Crazy crap attack!!! Coach Z HP=30
Coach Z uses a melonade and heals himself!!! Coach Z HP=60
Bubs shoots Coach Z twice in the upper shoulder!!!Coach Z HP=20
Coach Z uses flood attack and disables my AK47!!!Bubs HP=50
Bubs punches Coach Z in the face!!! Coach Z= Fainted
END BATTLE
Bubs quickly hides Coach Z in the back of his concession stand about to
walk away he when heres a thud from a nearby cave!!!
END LOG
Riker and Data are pantsing the entire crew one by one. I have no idea why, but if they try to pants me, I will destroy them. With fire. The P-Card don't play that, boy. Enterprise REPRESENT!
... Oh, sorry. Carry on.
Steady Translucent Undulating People In Distress Treat Hurt Rare Endangered Animals Directly.
Exactly.
Castle
Rocoulm has gone Rouge!!!1!
---Battle---
Goblin uses Fragrant Use Of Relish Foot!(Relish Foot Ailment)
Rocoulm uses "COME ON IN HERE!!!"Does nothing
Goblin uses MAGIC!!SUMMONS TROGDOR!!!BURNIN8TION FOLLOWS!(-675 HP)
Rocoulm uses Horns!(\m/)
Goblin Magic!SHOOP DA WOOP!!(BLAHH!!!!)
Rocoulm has Wizards&Warriors-esque seizure!
*Victory Music*
-Log Ends-
My talking about? What about my talking about? Huh? I didn't post things as such as. Nooo.
This is why this is my favorite forum
Try Having A Neutral Kitchen Shear!
Can Almost Understand Getting Hidden Trees!
Every Good Boy Deserves Fruit.
All Cows Eat Grass.
Ohh, the memories!That was back when I was a lil Munchkin!