UCSC is currently full of cows.
Getting tenderized by pummelling hail only makes cows juicier and more delicious. You know that.
But I can imagine it's not much fun. It's a problem that plagues all outdoor creatures, though, not just cows. I propose a massive deforestation of all of nature and just cover the entire earth in shelter, so the animals won't get bothered by rain or snow or hail. Or sunlight.