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  • someguyfromazoosomeguyfromazoo
    edited August 2008
    splash1 wrote: »
    ahem, no...
    again more play on words, think of something that you can dress but can't move

    Thanksgiving dinner?
  • splash1splash1
    edited August 2008
    someguyfromazoo wrote: »
    Thanksgiving dinner?

    something that you can't eat
  • someguyfromazoosomeguyfromazoo
    edited August 2008
    Dead atheist?
  • splash1splash1
    edited August 2008
    someguyfromazoo wrote: »
    Dead atheist?

    uh no
  • dextiredextire
    edited August 2008
    Mannequin
  • splash1splash1
    edited August 2008
    dextire wrote: »
    Mannequin

    Mannie Kinn!!!!!

    coooongrats!!!!!!!!!!! :D
    next riddle

    A Stand up Person
  • someguyfromazoosomeguyfromazoo
    edited August 2008
    splash1 wrote: »
    Mannie Kinn!!!!!

    coooongrats!!!!!!!!!!! :D
    next riddle

    A "Stand up" Person

    Carrot Top?
  • splash1splash1
    edited August 2008
    someguyfromazoo wrote: »
    Carrot Top?

    more play on words, and no it's a person
  • TrogLlamaTrogLlama
    edited August 2008
    Standing Man!
    Man, Capcom really is running out of ideas...
  • someguyfromazoosomeguyfromazoo
    edited August 2008
    Denadena na!dena dena na! Doot doo dop, doo do dot, doot dat doot dat doo do doo doooo!!!!
  • splash1splash1
    edited August 2008
    TrogLlama wrote: »
    Standing Man!
    Man, Capcom really is running out of ideas...

    no it's something else :)
  • Ben AgainBen Again
    edited August 2008
    Stand-up comic?
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited August 2008
    I am as big as you but don't way
    a thing? Infact you could say I'm
    olny here half the time.
  • the_napoleonthe_napoleon
    edited August 2008
    Darkblade07 wrote: »
    I am as big as you but don't way
    a thing? Infact you could say I'm
    olny here half the time.

    A shadow?
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited August 2008
    the_napoleon wrote: »
    A shadow?

    YES!Heres another one,

    Paul’s height is six feet, he’s an assistant at a butcher’s shop,
    and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
  • the_napoleonthe_napoleon
    edited August 2008
    John is a truck driver, and he was going down the street... in the wrong direction. Nobody seemed to honk at him at he even waved at a police officer, and he did not pull him over. Why not?
  • michaelgummichaelgum
    edited August 2008
    the_napoleon wrote: »
    John is a truck driver, and he was going down the street... in the wrong direction. Nobody seemed to honk at him at he even waved at a police officer, and he did not pull him over. Why not?

    He was walking on the sidewalk.
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited August 2008
    Dang it you beat me to it!!!!
  • the_napoleonthe_napoleon
    edited August 2008
    michaelgum wrote: »
    He was walking on the sidewalk.


    Cooooooooorect!
  • MolokovMolokov
    edited August 2008
    Darkblade07 wrote: »
    YES!Heres another one,

    Paul’s height is six feet, he’s an assistant at a butcher’s shop,
    and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?

    Meat.
  • BobeoBobeo
    edited August 2008
    Molokov wrote: »
    Meat.

    How is your weight meat?
  • MolokovMolokov
    edited August 2008
    Paul is an assistant at a butcher's shop....
  • splash1splash1
    edited August 2008
    alright ya'll lost

    it was Neil Down :D
  • BobeoBobeo
    edited August 2008
    Molokov wrote: »
    Paul is an assistant at a butcher's shop....

    yeah but your not guessing what he is but how much he weighs.
  • michaelgummichaelgum
    edited August 2008
    Bobeo wrote: »
    yeah but your not guessing what he is but how much he weighs.

    No, it says WHAT he weighs. He weighs meat because he is an assistant at a butcher's shop. As in, "hey, assistant, weigh this slab of meat for me."
  • BobeoBobeo
    edited August 2008
    Oh I get it know. I feel like an idiot.
  • Ben AgainBen Again
    edited August 2008
    Ooh, those trick ones are crazy! Here's one:

    I hang from a pole, dictating your every move.
    You like me when I'm green, but hate me when I'm red.
    What am I?

    (I'm not good at thinking in the morning)
  • splash1splash1
    edited August 2008
    Ben Again wrote: »
    Ooh, those trick ones are crazy! Here's one:

    I hang from a pole, dictating your every move.
    You like me when I'm green, but hate me when I'm green.
    What am I?

    (Ok, that's kinda dumb, but that's all I can make up right now)

    weed?
    trees?
  • BobeoBobeo
    edited August 2008
    Traffic Light
  • Ben AgainBen Again
    edited August 2008
    Yeah, you're right. I made that up at, like, 7 am. My thoughts don't work well when I've just woken up.
  • Strong MaxStrong Max
    edited August 2008
    ?What don't you want to have,
    but if you have it, you don't want to lose it?
  • BobeoBobeo
    edited August 2008
    Strong Max wrote: »
    ?What don't you want to have,
    but if you have it, you don't want to lose it?

    A baby?:D
  • stronggamerstronggamer
    edited August 2008
    Strong Max wrote: »
    ?What don't you want to have,
    but if you have it, you don't want to lose it?

    a secret
  • Strong MaxStrong Max
    edited August 2008
    Bobeo wrote: »
    A baby?:D

    wrong, and the one arter that is wrong too.
  • the_napoleonthe_napoleon
    edited August 2008
    Whoever knows it, wants it not, whoever uses it, knows it not. What am I?
  • ShaggEShaggE
    edited August 2008
    Counterfeit money.
  • the_napoleonthe_napoleon
    edited August 2008
    ShaggE wrote: »
    Counterfeit money.
    Yep.
  • MoFaJoMoFaJo
    edited August 2008
    fire
  • MoFaJoMoFaJo
    edited August 2008
    im not actually playing but heres a riddle for ya. Whos on first.
  • stronggamerstronggamer
    edited August 2008
    whos on first.
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