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Dear Mr. Telltale,

VidelectrixVidelectrix
edited October 2008 in Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People
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Mr. Telltale,

We hate to tell you and your employees "I told you so". But we actually like to tell you this. We WARNED you about GOOD GRAPHICS. Your fancy suits and computers don't make you spacemen!

We would like to remind Mr. Telltale and his employees of a little-known computer video-game.
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Oh yes, the "Mini-Game". We'd like to draw attention to the fact that this is not "Oh no I don't have eyes" V or "Lookit my weird fire box" V. This is because this is apparently the name of the "big main game" that doesn't work on our computers.
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As you can see, our GOOD GRAPHICS and BLASTULAR PROCESSING allows up to four eyes on screen at a time! Sometimes, your NEW COMPUERS only allow ZERO EYES. And as you can see above, you can't spell GOOD GRAPHICS without two capital eyes!
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I think we have made our point about GOOD GRAPHICS and why your no-box no-floppy not-green-text computers can't make better computer video games than Apple II's and 24 5 1/4 inch floppies.

Comments

  • leez34leez34
    edited August 2008
    Holy crap. I just peed myself a little.
  • ShaggEShaggE
    edited August 2008
    Win! So... much... win!

    I crouch in awe.
  • BobeoBobeo
    edited August 2008
    Yeah Videlectrix!
  • BadStrongBadStrong
    edited August 2008
    I'll buy them graphics...
  • MaxFanMaxFan
    edited August 2008
    Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing.
  • Travis_TouchdownTravis_Touchdown
    edited August 2008
    Videlectrix Team, you guys make a great point. Maybe you guys should take a shot at making the next episode of the game?
  • StrongMattStrongMatt
    edited August 2008
    Haha! Nice one.
  • Iron CurtainIron Curtain
    edited August 2008
    best...post...ever!
  • Bryko614Bryko614
    edited August 2008
    This is too great.
  • Shambling Corporate PosterShambling Corporate Poster
    edited August 2008
    Vidletrix Scares me. You guys scare me. D=
  • StrongsadiowareStrongsadioware
    edited August 2008
    You guys really don't know what actual GOOD graphics are, do you?
  • VidelectrixVidelectrix
    edited August 2008
    Do we ever! We here at Videlectrix strive for excellents in graphics! We are always working with th latest, top-of-the-line systems. That is how we got 16 colors into Peasant's Quest. 16!
  • Shambling Corporate PosterShambling Corporate Poster
    edited August 2008
    Videlectrix wrote: »
    Do we ever! We here at Videlectrix strive for excellents in graphics! We are always working with th latest, top-of-the-line systems. That is how we got 16 colors into Peasant's Quest. 16!
    WHOA! GREAT JORB!

    Man... 16.. wow... I could never do that... wow...
  • splash1splash1
    edited August 2008
    Videlectrix wrote: »
    Do we ever! We here at Videlectrix strive for excellents in graphics! We are always working with th latest, top-of-the-line systems. That is how we got 16 colors into Peasant's Quest. 16!

    um, first of all,
    your good graphics are pixels.
    Telltale's good graphics are 3D, what is wrong with you?!
    no one uses Pixels anymore! well except you guys..
  • deadlinejondeadlinejon
    edited August 2008
    yeah but thier VIDILECTRIX!
    there alowed to call tost good graphics.
  • Shambling Corporate PosterShambling Corporate Poster
    edited August 2008
    I has nothing agaisnt Videletrix. You guys are awesome, and Snake Boxer 5 is awesome...

    but here's an awesome idea: Get a larger Pixel count, and smaller Pixels.

    Do that and it'll be even Gooder Graphix!
  • biscuitdoughhandsmanbiscuitdoughhandsman
    edited August 2008
    Shambling Corporate Poster wrote: »
    I has nothing agaisnt Videletrix. You guys are awesome, and Snake Boxer 5 is awesome...

    but here's an awesome idea: Get a larger Pixel count, and smaller Pixels.

    Do that and it'll be even Gooder Graphix!

    I back SCP 100%!:D
  • ShaggEShaggE
    edited August 2008
    Shambling Corporate Poster wrote: »
    smaller Pixels

    Wacky spacem'n... you talk like they have some enormous resolution, like 640x480 or somesuch! We won't even see 320x200 until at least 20X6!
  • InfamousDSInfamousDS
    edited August 2008
    I feel your pain, and I love you Videlectrix.
  • Dr. ZoidbergDr. Zoidberg
    edited August 2008
    I think maybe your computers don't work with the latest systems.:D
  • HolyxionHolyxion
    edited October 2008
    Seriously guys, Snake Boxer 5=GREATEST GAME EVERI finally managed to get 15 knockouts(albiet with a little cheating, kinda guilty there)! I hope Videlectrix can maintain this high standard of excellence with their games to come!
  • bigdondoobigdondoo
    edited October 2008
    Aren't you pretending to be someone you aren't? Unless of course you are the Chapman Brothers, in which case, you guys are awesome! Otherwise be the normal joe that you are.
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