Polo shirt, stealth hat, socks and belt.Glitches up the game to become a doppleganger of Strong Bad wearing the clothes. Has the voice of Trogdor, Bubs and Coach Z mixed for the voice, and is trying to become the ultimate glitch, and is also trying to erase Strong Bad into the Bargain Bin,Along with the Videlectix guys.I.E., some dumb crap.
I'd like to vote to have no villain at all. Strong Bad really isn't the kind of guy who fights villains, Evil Geniuses, or anything of the sort. Not his style at all.
Polo shirt, stealth hat, socks and belt.Glitches up the game to become a doppleganger of Strong Bad wearing the clothes. Has the voice of Trogdor, Bubs and Coach Z mixed for the voice, and is trying to become the ultimate glitch, and is also trying to erase Strong Bad into the Bargain Bin,Along with the Videlectix guys.I.E., some dumb crap.
That glitch... is unmistakably awesome. IDK why, but it is.
In a crazy plot twist and cross over.... THE SHAMBLING CORPORATE PRESENCE!!! HE SHALL BE THE VILLIAN!
All will tremble over the might of this nine-eyed, four armed demon!!! Free Country, USA won't know what hit them!!!
(...)
"Oh no!", yelled Strong Bad in despair. "Who could ever help us stop the menace that is upon us?"
"Alas, my love", Marzipan said, clutching tighter her new-found lover's strong, muscular arm, "only someone capable of blinding all of the demons nine eyes and breaking off all its four arms could save us now!"
Suddenly, the sky was ablaze and a great voice was heard from afar. "I can do it! I can do it thirteen times!"
Or, maybe not.
EDIT: Doe! What was I thinking? Strong Bad slash Marzipan?? That's not how it's done.
"Oh no!", yelled Strong Bad in despair. "Who could ever help us stop the menace that is upon us?"
"Alas, my love", Marzipan said, clutching tighter her new-found lover's strong, muscular arm, "only someone capable of blinding all of the demons nine eyes and breaking off all its four arms could save us now!"
Suddenly, the sky was ablaze and a great voice was heard from afar. "I can do it! I can do it thirteen times!"
Here's a better one,
"HerE'S yOUr...CompLimANTRY..CraZY, FRieS..."
"Oh no!", yelled Strong Bad in despair. "Who could ever help us stop the menace that is upon us?"
"Alas, my love", Marzipan said, clutching tighter her new-found lover's strong, muscular arm, "only someone capable of blinding all of the demons nine eyes and breaking off all its four arms could save us now!"
Suddenly, the sky was ablaze and a great voice was heard from afar. "I can do it! I can do it thirteen times!"
You have no idea how tempted I am to flesh that out into a full fanfic parody.
Fan Fics and speculation, I'm gonna write one write now.
Teh glichee endd
1 day, stong bad wore his polo shirt at the track.I think I'm gonna do some laps, said strong bad.as he went, a strange blue triangle strangled him to death.Then, his shirt somehow morphed over his hole bodee, resulting with polo bad.Stong bad, a cheat addict, took a second life, and went to his wife's house to warn her of the murderous polo.DaAAah, why not get your ak, she said.so stong bad got it and shot polo, then (warning, this part is kinda inappropiate, so highlight at own risk)violated it's corpse.
But, like I said earlier, Strong Bad/Marzipan was a bit of a messup. The sun of fanfic does not shine upon heterosexual love affairs, mark my words.
True, true. Strong Bad and Homsar would work better. Better yet, Strong Bad and Moderately Hot Homsar. That way you get the worst of both worlds.
Strong Bad's twees flexed with the strength of twelve men as he bent over to pick up the newspaper. Moderately Hot Homsar stared in awe from behind his whiffle ball garden. "DaAaAaAaA! I'm the capital of New JeEersey!", s/he announced, eyes agape with desire.
What's wrong with the Strong Bad/Homestar fanfic that was implied in fan club?
Oh, what the hey.
"Oh no!", yelled Strong Bad in despair. "Who could ever help us stop the menace that is upon us?"
"Alas, my love", Homestar said, clutching tighter his new-found lover's strong, muscular arm, "only someone capable of blinding all of the demons nine eyes and breaking off all its four arms could save us now!"
Suddenly, the sky was ablaze and a great voice was heard from afar. "I can do it! I can do it thirteen times!"
True, true. Strong Bad and Homsar would work better. Better yet, Strong Bad and Moderately Hot Homsar. That way you get the worst of both worlds.
Strong Bad's twees flexed with the strength of twelve men as he bent over to pick up the newspaper. Moderately Hot Homsar stared in awe from behind his whiffle ball garden. "DaAaAaAaA! I'm the capital of New JeEersey!", s/he announced, eyes agape with desire.
Oh, just noticed you've fleshed out your idea in an edit there.
everyone!
i snuck in the Telltale office last night!
and i heard a conversation on the phone!
..the Season villian IS *gets shot by someone from Telltale...possibly Tabacco*
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It would evolve, like some crappy Missingno.
All will tremble over the might of this nine-eyed, four armed demon!!! Free Country, USA won't know what hit them!!!
*cough*
Now that I'm back to reality, I doubt there's gonna be a overarching villian. SB's not like that. Not gonna happen. Sorry about that.
Heh. You should write a fan fic.
No, no he shouldn't.Please, no.
Oh?
"Oh no!", yelled Strong Bad in despair. "Who could ever help us stop the menace that is upon us?"
"Alas, my love", Marzipan said, clutching tighter her new-found lover's strong, muscular arm, "only someone capable of blinding all of the demons nine eyes and breaking off all its four arms could save us now!"
Suddenly, the sky was ablaze and a great voice was heard from afar. "I can do it! I can do it thirteen times!"
Or, maybe not.
EDIT: Doe! What was I thinking? Strong Bad slash Marzipan?? That's not how it's done.
*poof* There. You're a gun.
Oh wait... that joke only works when someone says "make me a sandwich" and then you reply with "Poof. Now you're a sandwich."
Oh well... I like that joke, and tried to fit it into the situation. I guess I failed.
Here's a better one,
"HerE'S yOUr...CompLimANTRY..CraZY, FRieS..."
Huh?
MST3K.Torgo's Pizza sketch.
Ah. Haven't seen it, and doesn't seem to be on YouTube. So, in some sence, it doesn't exist.
Oh, it's real.Seen it, and it's freaking hilarious.
You have no idea how tempted I am to flesh that out into a full fanfic parody.
Fan Fiction!
I am flattered.
But, like I said earlier, Strong Bad/Marzipan was a bit of a messup. The sun of fanfic does not shine upon heterosexual love affairs, mark my words.
Teh glichee endd
1 day, stong bad wore his polo shirt at the track.I think I'm gonna do some laps, said strong bad.as he went, a strange blue triangle strangled him to death.Then, his shirt somehow morphed over his hole bodee, resulting with polo bad.Stong bad, a cheat addict, took a second life, and went to his wife's house to warn her of the murderous polo.DaAAah, why not get your ak, she said.so stong bad got it and shot polo, then (warning, this part is kinda inappropiate, so highlight at own risk)violated it's corpse.
True, true. Strong Bad and Homsar would work better.
Strong Bad's twees flexed with the strength of twelve men as he bent over to pick up the newspaper. Moderately Hot Homsar stared in awe from behind his whiffle ball garden. "DaAaAaAaA! I'm the capital of New JeEersey!", s/he announced, eyes agape with desire.
Oh, what the hey.
"Oh no!", yelled Strong Bad in despair. "Who could ever help us stop the menace that is upon us?"
"Alas, my love", Homestar said, clutching tighter his new-found lover's strong, muscular arm, "only someone capable of blinding all of the demons nine eyes and breaking off all its four arms could save us now!"
Suddenly, the sky was ablaze and a great voice was heard from afar. "I can do it! I can do it thirteen times!"
Now, that's fanfic!
Oh, just noticed you've fleshed out your idea in an edit there.
I humbly admit defeat.
I didn't.
i snuck in the Telltale office last night!
and i heard a conversation on the phone!
..the Season villian IS *gets shot by someone from Telltale...possibly Tabacco*
Yeah. He's usually quick on the draw, that guy.