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Another original silly adventure: The Adventures of Dave

georgeapples57georgeapples57
edited April 2010 in Forum Games
Same rules as everyone else. If you're making another one of these, join the Silly Adventure Group For Attractive People (SAG4AP)!

Enough spam. Let's get on to silly adventuring...

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This is Dave...he's in a room and he doesn't know what to do. He's kinda boring that way. What now?
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  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited November 2008
    >Soak the chips in the poison, then eat them slowly and savor them, only to realize, once you finish the bag, that you have just devoured your last meal.
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited November 2008
    >Eat the non-poisonous chips
  • georgeapples57georgeapples57
    edited November 2008
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    That wasn't very smart. Now you have entered the Underworld. On the top of the screen is your inventory bar. A sign reading "Devil" points to the right.
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited December 2008
    >say you hate the devil
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    > eat the sign.
  • SidGarciaSidGarcia
    edited December 2008
    >Wonder how poisoned chips could be so fattening
    >Go in the opposite direction of the sign
  • georgeapples57georgeapples57
    edited December 2008
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    The devil doesn't like what you said. Although eating the sign has nothing to do with anything, you do it anyways. When you attempt to go the opposite way, you end up crashing into a wall. Ouch.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    > become all knowing from the information on the back of the sign you just ate.
  • georgeapples57georgeapples57
    edited December 2008
    I don't think that works...
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    > ask why it doesn't work, then ignore it and make it work anyway.
  • georgeapples57georgeapples57
    edited December 2008
    Dave's brain hurts from thinking too hard. He's not that smart.
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    >Go back to Dave's room, then take the whole barrel of poizin
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited December 2008
    Compy 386 wrote: »
    >Go back to Dave's room, then take the whole barrel of poizin
    It's POY ZIN. Careful what you say, man!
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited December 2008
    >Wander in the general direction of the devil.
    and then
    >Offer him the poisoned chips.
  • georgeapples57georgeapples57
    edited December 2008
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    The poy zin magically appears in your inventory. You wander around looking for the devil. Who knew he was purple? You offer him some poisoned chips. They don't really do anything 'cause he's...um...immortal.
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited December 2008
    >Have a chat with Satan.
    or
    >Ask Satan if there's any shady deals that could get you out of hell.
  • georgeapples57georgeapples57
    edited December 2008
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    Satan gives you some random quest to do: bring him a "Hannah Montana" CD. "For my daughter!" He protests. If you complete this, he will give you something imporatnt.
  • Samman28Samman28
    edited December 2008
    >Go to Hellmart and buy a "Hannah Montana" CD. Then bring it back to The Devil
  • georgeapples57georgeapples57
    edited December 2008
    Good idea if they existed. Try wandering round aimlessly.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    > ask "YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER??? WHAT THE CRAP???" in those exact words.
  • georgeapples57georgeapples57
    edited December 2008
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    Obviously Satan doesn't seem to like that. He blasts you out into the mortal world again. Your head kinda hurts from crashing through the ground.
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    >Wander around aimlessly.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    > drink poy zin so you can ask the same thing again.
  • georgeapples57georgeapples57
    edited December 2008
    Compy 386 wrote: »
    >Wander around aimlessly.
    You can't find the devil anymore 'cause you're not in the Underworld. If that's what you wanted to do.
    Mouldcube wrote: »
    > drink poy zin so you can ask the same thing again.
    Dave has déja vu.

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  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    > go to proffessor not-introduced-yet's house and ask him to make a chemical to make the devil mortal, so you can give him poisoned chips.
  • georgeapples57georgeapples57
    edited December 2008
    You don't even know which room you're in. Maybe if you explored...
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  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    >Poy Zin the "It's Good" sign!
  • georgeapples57georgeapples57
    edited December 2008
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    The vileness of the poy zin burns straight through the poster. Hey look, a secret passageway.
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    >Pour Poy Zin down the hole, then jump in after it to see who you killed.
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    >Or throw a Poy Zin'd Chip down the hole...
  • georgeapples57georgeapples57
    edited December 2008
    It's a tunnel, not a hole. It's a bad drawing, but still...
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited December 2008
    >Scream your alphebet through the tunnell
    then
    >go through the tunnell
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    > push table down tunnel, then realise what you did and chase after it.
  • georgeapples57georgeapples57
    edited December 2008
    Mouldcube wrote: »
    > push table down tunnel, then realise what you did and chase after it.

    Dave ain't strong.

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    Merrily singin' his ABC's, Dave crawls down the tunnel to find a random and well hidden city. "WTF?" Dave thinks.
  • metalkombatmetalkombat
    edited December 2008
    >Find a convenience store in the city.
  • georgeapples57georgeapples57
    edited December 2008
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    After wanderin' 'round fors a bit, you happen upon "Rosco's Convenience Star." Wow, cheesy name. Sounds like it's from a video game!
  • benjaminbenjamin
    edited December 2008
    Walk through door.
  • georgeapples57georgeapples57
    edited December 2008
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    You are in Rosco's Convenience Store. There is a crappily drawn key on the table. A bathroom is to the northeast. The tall, mysterious stranger is probably Rosco.
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited December 2008
    >Buy the key
  • georgeapples57georgeapples57
    edited December 2008
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    "This ain't a key, foo'!" says Rosco, "This is a specially designed mechanical unlocking device to be inserted into a hole in the portal which leads to a room where one would relieve himself. Or the SDMUDTBIIAHITPWLTARWOWRH. Whichever's easier. Oh, and it costs 5 billion dollars."
    Uhh...so that item with the incredibly long name is also incredibly hard to get. To sum it up.
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