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Make-o-You-Own Drive-Thru Whale Quote Contest

Compy 386Compy 386
edited January 2009 in Forum Games
Contest ends in Feburary!
One Grand prize of no (0) Strong Bad game(s) for Wii! (winner won't be sent a PM with a contagulations and request for friend code- do no give here!)
BUT, before you start chucking full bottles of merlot at your computer screen:
a)remember that SBCG4AP will quite litterally leave your Wii console a smoldering crater
b)numerous people don't even want the prwise
c)you will not get ye flask. I'm sorry, but them's the breaks
d)you will win a customised avatar for your profile. Just gimmee an idea if you win and I'll ship it to ya as soon as I want to.
We cool? Now gimme a hi-five.

Two runner-up prizes of pictures of pizza trophies (maybe you name on it)!
Here how you do it:

Don't forget to give the gift of lard!

How about a meal with your whoozit?

Please stay calm and re-enter the building.

(P.S. No real quotes)
(P.P.S. Like Homsar? Then see this other quote contest!!)

OK, I let yous go have fun now.
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  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Oh! Almost forgot to mention: you may post more than one quote (or only one, if you want), and the quotes are judged based on how funny they are, and how Drive-Thru Whale-esque they are. Have Fun!
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    Thank you for registering a thich n' nasty. Please stay back, it devours flesh.
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Why, Sniklin! You're running unopposed! Did you sabotage the other contestants' tour bus? Off a cliff? :mad:
  • StrongsadiowareStrongsadioware
    edited December 2008
    If you kick my blowhole out, mama said knock you out.

    (Also, I'm doing this for fun, no prizes please.)
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Strongsadioware wrote: »
    (Also, I'm doing this for fun, no prizes please.)

    Not even a pizza trophy picture?:( OK, if you want to opt out of the contest prize-giveaway, then put "I'm a poor, pathetic loser who is too shy to get an awesome prize"-er, I, mean, put "NP" for "no prize" somewhere in your post. You'll still win 2nd and 3rd place, tho :D. Here's what it'd look like if I won 1st, second, and 3rd (actual prize photo may vary):
  • StrongsadiowareStrongsadioware
    edited December 2008
    Compy 386 wrote: »
    Not even a pizza trophy picture?:( OK, if you want to opt out of the contest prize-giveaway, then put "I'm a poor, pathetic loser who is too shy to get an awesome prize"-er, I, mean, put "NP" for "no prize" somewhere in your post. You'll still win 2nd and 3rd place, tho :D. Here's what it'd look like if I won 1st, second, and 3rd (actual prize photo may vary):

    Okay, I'll play for a trophy.
  • WeeblerjakeWeeblerjake
    edited December 2008
    Make the monkey do a dance, please.
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    I gots a better idea for the trophy!!!
    Here it is:
  • YellowtailYellowtail
    edited December 2008
    You can't send me a SBCG4AP, cos I'm not American but I'll give it a try anyway.

    Would you like to eat a yellow kitten? No! Yes! Maybe! Maybe not! Maybe Yes!
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Yellowtail wrote: »
    You can't send me a SBCG4AP, cos I'm not American but I'll give it a try anyway.

    WHAT?!? Gifting is only in the US?!?! Aw, I don't live in the States... are you sure?:confused:
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    I think you can only give gifts to people that live in your country, e.g. if you live in england, you can only give to england,
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Mouldcube wrote: »
    I think you can only give gifts to people that live in your country, e.g. if you live in england, you can only give to england,

    What if you lived in Ontario?
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    umm...where's that?
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Mouldcube wrote: »
    umm...where's that?

    Not-In-Front-Of-Your-Computer, formerly known as "Canada". It's near New York and Quebec... ring any bells? Shuts any books? Blows out any candles?
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    nope, no bells at all, or books, or candles for that matter.

    oh, and by the way:
    please pack your sealtbelt for a lonely day.
  • Darkblade07Darkblade07
    edited December 2008
    If you here the jingle,you too could win a voice like me
  • ShaggEShaggE
    edited December 2008
    NP, just doing it for fun.

    Stand heavily, please. No diving helmets will be fined.

    Let the light guide you, sir. It's flavorful and granulated.

    Blubb-O's is always proud to rupture your spleen.

    The pasta is extra demonic today. Wafers need not apply.
  • Oh Noes Tacos!Oh Noes Tacos!
    edited December 2008
    Cleave your babies. They won't let you down.
  • Oh Noes Tacos!Oh Noes Tacos!
    edited December 2008
    No prizes please. Or ill staple your lips.
    Blubber chips are now half off.

    Really, no prizes. I don't have a Wii anyway.
  • Oh Noes Tacos!Oh Noes Tacos!
    edited December 2008
    Pizza Picture accepted.
  • Oh Noes Tacos!Oh Noes Tacos!
    edited December 2008
    Massage the roast beef. It can get raspy.
  • StinkomanFanStinkomanFan
    edited December 2008
    Decemberween presents will lead to your doom.
  • SnicklinSnicklin
    edited December 2008
    Welcome to the reference section. You may discuss your arachnid phobias internally.

    We have a no-refund policy. However, if you would like your gravy back, defeat a lard with some sauce.

    We use 100% genuine whale blubber. Please sign this waiver, in case there is an extra gram of cholesterol.
  • StrongsadiowareStrongsadioware
    edited December 2008
    When I'm done with yo u, you'll have a horrible life. So please enter through window three.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    indigo is not legal currency, i'm sorry but you'll have to eat your father.
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    So, are we all done fighting already???
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    the crack of dusk will be your demise.
  • deadlinejondeadlinejon
    edited December 2008
    the pancake waffles will be in the salad toilet.
  • BadStrongBadStrong
    edited December 2008
    Honor is best taken with water. That'll be five plastic wands at your fourth window.
  • antirikuroxantirikurox
    edited December 2008
    whale: please look toward the blubb-o's satellite camera and smile.
    you: huh?! *looks up at the sky*
    whale: thank you.
  • AwesomepantsmanAwesomepantsman
    edited December 2008
    Coach Z is a registered trademark of Blubb-o's Incorporated. Empty your paperwork, please.
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    antirikurox wrote: »
    whale: please look toward the blubb-o's satellite camera and smile.
    you: huh?! *looks up at the sky*
    whale: thank you.

    Unoriginal! Automatic Worst place! Ding!
  • antirikuroxantirikurox
    edited December 2008
    i said "you" not "strong bad" or "strongbad"!
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    antirikurox wrote: »
    i said "you" not "strong bad" or "strongbad"!

    So... what do ya think, The Cheat?

    "Mehmehmeeh meh meeehme mehmeh!"

    I concur!

    NEW STANDARD FOR DOUBLE WOSRT PLACE!

    You don't get a ding.
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Um... so... are you guys alright with my new prise? Or am I gonna have to jump?
  • SS the Free!SS the Free!
    edited December 2008
    The buy $10 now for the low price of $15.
  • ig0rpwnwEdig0rpwnwEd
    edited December 2008
    Deck out car limbo steel.

    (Check out our combo meal)
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited January 2009
    Don't turn around. You may hurt your life.

    You're sorry, but we only accept toilet paper. Please give yourself a swirly in an unflushed toilet, then we will discuss your love life.

    Wait, why am I doing one?:confused::confused::confused:

    Oh, well. Keep up the good work.
  • MaxilyahMaxilyah
    edited January 2009
    Ten out of ten people die from eating here.

    Side effects may include nausea, heart attack, stroke, retard-disease, and death. We will not be held responsible for the consumption of this food.

    (Edit: I re-read the rules, and yes, it is themed. Sorry for being stupid.)
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited January 2009
    Maxilyah wrote: »
    (Edit: I re-read the rules, and yes, it is themed. Sorry for being stupid.)

    Uuuuuuuummmm... :confused:

    Sorry, Maximillia, no comprende Esperonto.:confused:
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