Teen Girl Squad: Custom Deaths
Here's the rules:
You are all going to post death events of the girls. Only pick one to kill. Leave the others' share. You can include dialouge as well. I will start again when all the girls die. You can decide not to kill if you want.
Exhample:
(So-And-So and What's Her Face’s arms are tied up running on a giant hamster wheel)
So-And-So: What exactly is this hamster wheel supposed to do?
Cheerleader: As far as I know, experiment monkeys were used to run on them.
What's Her Face: So there’s no purpose of running on this wheel?
Cheerleader: Remember when I said that sweating was against several of my religions-
So-And-So: (Deadline’d! a line with a moustache killed So-And-So with a revolver) Ow, my occasion of achievement on time!!!
There you go. I'll start it off:
Cheerleader: Pop Rock!
So-And-So: R&B/Soul!
What’s Her Face: Reggae and Hip-Hop!
The Ugly One: Latin Riff?
You are all going to post death events of the girls. Only pick one to kill. Leave the others' share. You can include dialouge as well. I will start again when all the girls die. You can decide not to kill if you want.
Exhample:
(So-And-So and What's Her Face’s arms are tied up running on a giant hamster wheel)
So-And-So: What exactly is this hamster wheel supposed to do?
Cheerleader: As far as I know, experiment monkeys were used to run on them.
What's Her Face: So there’s no purpose of running on this wheel?
Cheerleader: Remember when I said that sweating was against several of my religions-
So-And-So: (Deadline’d! a line with a moustache killed So-And-So with a revolver) Ow, my occasion of achievement on time!!!
There you go. I'll start it off:
Cheerleader: Pop Rock!
So-And-So: R&B/Soul!
What’s Her Face: Reggae and Hip-Hop!
The Ugly One: Latin Riff?
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(Cheerleader spies the "No "i" in team" boy)
Cheerleader: (Thinking) Omigosh! I can't do...it...tougne...tying... (she begins sweating)
No i in team boy: What's up little girl?
Cheerleader: Uh... my parents are out of town... in my car... wanna go... park out?
(A car bursts out from cheerleader, going backwards)
PARKED OUT!!!
Cheerleader: I knew that burger tasted weeeiiird!!!
(an eraser appears and erases So-and-So)
So-and-So: What are you doing?! No stop it! Noooooo!
Erased from existence!
The Ugly One: Hey look! A reasonable pile o' used nerds are here!
Oh take me by my heart, 1337manofnerds!
1337blahblahblahblah: You don't know that I hate people who are clearly lamer than me?
*FACEPALM'd! The Arrow'd guy dressed up like the guy from the facepalmed picture is well, facepalming. But his hand is on The Ugly One's body*
The Ugly One: Vegeta, what does it say about my insurance?
Vegeta: IT'S OVER NEGATIVE NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*cough cough cough*
*Over used meme'd!*
(homeless man foaming at the mouth walks up)
Hobo:BLAH BLA BLAAAAAHHH!!!
Whats her face:Imma wishin i had a car so i could drive away
(car falls on what her face)
CAR'D
Whats her face:I wish i could change my wish...
Whats her face: I never wished for 10 buses!
Who wants to do it again?
ME!!!
Teen Girl Squad!
Cheerleader!
So-And-So!
What's Her Face!
The Ugly One!!!
Begin!
So-And-So: I'LL DO IT!!! Let's go to the library!!!
(A bookshelf falls on her)
AND THE LIBRARY COMES TO YOOOOOOUUUU...'D!!!
So-And-So: Et tu, fine literacy?!!!!!!!
so-and-so: we've been through this loads of times, we're just going to die anyway, and this background music is driving me crazy, i mean, why would anyone even think of this, and what about...
ANGRY WRATH OF ALL THE TEEN GIRL SQUAD VIEWERS...'D
edit: drat, someone else posted while I was writing this...just ignore this post.
Cheerleader:well...every girl hates us..
MEAN REVENGE'D!
Cheerleader: ow! my whole body!!
Whats her face:lets just go kill that arrow'd guy..
(5 hours later)
WAITING TOO LONG DOOR SMASH!!!!
So and so:well at least that happened. whats her face was stupid..
(Tompkins walks up)
Tompkins:What the heck are you undapants doin here
the ugly one:Go away or I'll call the poe leese
(police man runs up)
Tompkins:NOOOOO!!!!! I'm gonna sue!
(Sewage flows into the screen killing both The Ugly One & Tompkins)
SEWAGE'D
the Ugly one:I HOPE I DON'T GET RE-RECYCLED
What's Her Face: Ahem!
Cheerleader: Oh, and What's Her Face.
(Slurred! A broken carriege falls on all the surviving girls)
It's Over!
Do 'gain?
Teen Girl Squad!
Cheerleader!
So-And-So!
What's Her Face!
The Ugly One!!!
Begin!
So-And-So: Meh.
Whats-Her-Face: Sigh.
The Ugly One: Whee!
Cheerleader: What's she so not-bored about?
So-And-So: I don't know.
(acid slime pours on So-And-So)
I HEARD THAT'D!!!
So-And-So: You can't say that in a comic book!
Ugly One: I dunno.
Cheerleader: What are you doing?! Don't ignore me! I need to be popular! *Melts al'a the wicked witch of the west*
Shun'd!
What's her face: woah.
Ugly one: ...
What's her face: um... ugly one?
Ugly one:...
What's her face:...
Ugly one:...
What's her face:...
Ugly one:...
What's her face: JUST SAY SOMETHING ALREADY!!!!
Ugly one: no.
What's her face: this comic's boring and not cool.
Ugly one:...
What's her face: LET'S GET READY TO LOOK SOOOO-
STRONG BAD'D!!!
what's her face: OW! THE AWESOMENESS!!!
(dried fruit lands on her).
DATE'D
IT'DS OVER!
DO AGAIN!
Teen Girl Squad!
Cheerleader!
So-And-So!
What's Her Face!
The Ugly One!!!
Begin!
Cheerleader: do I get all the boys?
So-and-so: no, you get...
SPOILER TAG'D
So-and-so: My inability to talk!
What's-Her-Face: Why?
Cheerleader: because it's original and inovative.
The Ugly One: It's been done before.
Cheerleader: Don't question me! *Gets Arrow'd*
Unoriginality!
The Ugly One: Not a chance, I'm off shopping.
What's-Her-Face: I'll just wait here then.
BORED'D
The Ugly One: Look at all this cloth I bought, you want some? Oh...
TGS at the cinema, WHF's asking SAS to give haer popcorn, and SAS's comment on that is: "No, the corn will be angry!" and the corn says: "My brain!" CL's asking the girls if they have learned for the next math exam, SAS, of course's saying that she learned it for over a month, and get killed by the Arowe'd guy comming from the movie screen: "3D'd". SaS says: "What a cinematic experience". WHF's taking the popcorn.
to be continuing...
*mainiac weilding a chainsaw rushes in*
Maniac:BLAAAAAAGHHHHH Want some tic-Tacs.
Ugly One: Sure.
*Meteor comes out of nowhere*
UNEXPECTED DEATH SEQUENCE!
ugly One: We all new it would happen =/
Cheerleader!
So-And-So!
What's Her Face!
The Ugly One!!!
Begin!
The ugly one: you hate the zoo.
Cheerleader: I do not, it's a great place to go.
So-and-so: there's a boy you like there isn't there?
Cheerleader: SHUT UP! I JUST LIKE THE ZOO, OKAY?
EXESSIVE LYING'D
Cheerleader: I DON'T SEE HOW THAT COULD KILL YOU!
Ugly One: Kets pick up some Cute boys!
So-And-So: But the only things in Zoos are anim-
Ugly One: So?
So-&-So:You make me sick to my stomach and-
PENGUIN'D!
Whatserface:-this penguin eating my fleeeesh!
ugly one-great.
so and so-so, what do we do now?
Ugly one- um... go to the movies?
MOVIE-Sounds dangerous!
MOVIE-no, sounds dangeresque
So and so-this is the greatest movie in the world.
Ugly one-i'll go get some popcorn.
So and so- great!
Ugly one- 2 popcorns, please!
REVENGE OF THE POPCORN'D!!!
Ugly one-OW! THE POPCORN IS EATING ME!!!!!!!
person watching movie: quiet, I'm trying to watch the movie here.
So-and-so: sorry.
person watching movie: just shut up already.
So-and-so: OKAY!
KICKED OUT FOR TALKING'D
So-and-so: WHO PUT THIS ACID OUT HERE?
IT'S OVER!
Again?
CHEERLEADER!
SO-AND-SO!
WHATSERFACE!
THE UGLY ONE!
Cheerleader: Lets all go to the Arcade!
Whatserface: Since when did you game?
Cheerleader: Since like, FOREVER, STUPID!
Whatserface: If you say so...
|AT THE ARCADE|
Cheerleader: LETS PLAY BAND HERO!
Ugly-One: LETS PLAY BLOODY FISTS!
So-and-So: No, we're going to Play PAC MAN!
Pac man: This stupid girl looks tasty.
OM-NOM'D!
Oww, I was eaten by a Yellow Pizza Maaaaaan!
INVA...
The ugly one: go away nebulon, you have no style.
What's-her-face: wow, we actually managed to avoid death.
UNEXPECTED ATTACK FROM BEHIND'D
What's-her-face: I KNEW IT COULD NEVER HAPPEN!
Ugly-One: Urrrrr...
Cheerleader: Or maybe even DANCE DANCE COMPETITION!?
Ugly-One: Umm...
Cheerleader: Whats wrong?
Ugly-One: Weeeell... OOH LOOK, SUPER PLUMBIO BROTHERS TWO!
Plumbio: Your-a too ugly-a to Play-ah my game! (Said like the ending from SM64)
SKULL CRUSHED INTO SPINE USING A FATTY'S OWN BODY WEIGHT'D!
THIS IS KIND OF DISGUSTIIING!
Nerdy-Kid: NO, ITS NOT FAIR!!!*Picks up fake gun and beats cheerleader on the head*
Cheerleader:Oh No!!!NOT THE TERROR BITEZ!!!
Its over! Play again?